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If Fictional Characters Had Twitter: “A Novel By Me”

Mankind is a diverse, fickle beast, but the thing that unites us is that we all love a good relatable tweet. It’s relatively easy to do. You simply say something like “How do I talk to people,” or “Pushing a door clearly labeled ‘pull’ is the worst thing ever,” or “MY JOKES ARE A SMOKESCREEN, SEND HELP, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EMOTIONALLY ENGAGE,” and follow it up with “a novel by me.”

Fictional characters are no different. They, too, crave attention from faceless strangers. And if these guys in particular had Twitter, I’m 100% positive this is what they’d do with it.