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If Fictional Teachers Were on RateMyProfessors.com

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RateMyProfessors.com is the bible of many a college student. How else are we to know if the lectures are engaging, if the midterms are impossible, if the professors themselves are funny or helpful or endearingly weird? Do they curve the midterm? Will participation be worth 90% of your final grade? These are the things you need to know before you commit.

You see, this is why I feel sorry for fictional students. As far as I know, they don’t have RMP; they don’t know what they’re getting themselves into until it’s too late. But here’s what would happen if they did.