Pick 5 Books and We’ll Tell You What You Should Watch on Netflix

Like most people, I spend way too much time on my couch, up to my eyeballs in Doritos and yelling “WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW” whenever Netflix has the gall to ask if I’m “still watching.”

I’m always on the hunt for a new show, especially when I’ve just made dinner and I’m scrolling through my queue looking for something to watch in a race against time. But what I really want—nay, what I need—is for someone to straight-up tell me what to watch. Not Netflix. Netflix doesn’t know me. I share an account with my partner, and the algorithm doesn’t know what to make of us. It’s chaos in there.

So! Since nothing says more about a person than the books on their shelf, we’ll be using that to curate a recommendation for you personally. But be quick about it! Your food’s getting cold! Go, go, go!