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Pick 7 Books and We’ll Guess Your Relationship Status

I’ve spent much of my life single, and I think that’s obvious. Everything from my clothes (all of which were purchased at a Kmart that has been going out of business since 2015) to my body language (timid) just screams “single.”

Even my taste in books gives it away. One look at my bookshelf is enough to know this is not a person who dates. What about you? What do the books say about your relationship status? (I know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but no one ever said anything about judging a person by their books, so I think this is probably okay.)

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