QUIZ: Is This a Pride and Prejudice Quote or a Panic! At the Disco Lyric?

Would it surprise you to know that it was Jane Austen who originally wrote, “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?” Well, it should, because that’s not even a little bit true, and if you weren’t fooled by my clever gambit I’d say you’ll get a 11/13 on this quiz, easy. Maybe 12/13 if you really buckle down. (But 13/13? Doubtful. I mean, you can try.)