QUIZ: It’s a Galactic Showdown! Who Should Be Your Star Wars: The Force Awakens Crush?

In case you couldn’t tell, we are kind of losing our cotton-candy-filled brains over Star Wars: The Force Awakens! It has blessed us with so many wonderful gifts—BB-8’s thumbs up, Daniel Craig as a Stormtrooper, and most importantly, a WHOLE SLEW of new characters to crush on. The phrase, “It’s like Christmas!” has never been more true than on actual Christmas 2015, when we got to fall in love for the first time with all the new Star Wars protagonists. Poe’s smiling face was like a present wrapped especially for us with a bow made of bacon. But how is one possibly supposed to DECIDE between the mysterious Poe, the adorable Finn, the unstoppable Rey, and the volatile Kylo Ren? We’ve got you covered! Just a few simple questions (that may require intense soul-searching), and you’ll be all set to scribble your future SO’s name all over your spring semester notebooks.

 

1. Who’s your FAVORITE Harry Potter character (of these four)?

A. Ronald “Weaselbee” Weasley

B. Harry “But, I am the Chosen One” Potter

C. Cedric McDreamerson Diggory

D. Draco “My father will hear about this” Malfoy

 

2. What’s the icing on your cupcake?

A. Vanilla

B. Funfetti

C. Chocolate

D. Cream cheese

 

3. You YEARN for which season all year?

A. Springtime makes you feel freeeeee!

B. Fall is the best one, so yeah, fall.

C. Summer, because you love to escape to a sand-swept getaway.

D. Winter, like the cold depths of space and your soul.

 

4. Your faced with a dangerous situation. What do you do?

A. Get the heck outta there. Unless your true love is in trouble or something…

B. Oh, were you supposed to make a decision? You rushed right into the fray without a second thought.

C. Danger is your middle name.

D. Whine. And break things. And whine some more. Why do dangerous situations always happen to youuuuu?

 

5. Which TV character is your BFF?

A. John Watson, Sherlock

B. Barry Allen, The Flash

C.  Jim Halpert, The Office

D. Joffrey Baratheon, Game of Thrones

 

6. How you like dem taters?

A. Mashed, with love

B. French fries, DUH

C. Baked and piping hot, like you

D. Potato skins, which you peel very slowlyyyy

 

7. Fight or flight?

A. Both?

B. Fight!

C. Flight, in style.

D. Decision-making always leaves you feeling torn… but you do like breaking things.

 

8. Your pet puppy must be…

A. Happy

B. Heroic

C. Loyal

D. Obedient

 

 

If You Answered With Mostly As… You and former stormtrooper, Finn, are going to want to skip through fields of daisies ALL DAY. He may not always know what’s going on or make the best decisions, but his heart’s in the right place. He is 100% happy to follow your lead all the way down the road of love.

 

If You Answered With Mostly Bs… Rey is bae. She’s an independent lady who knows how to take care of business, but she can knock you out with a smile that can light up galaxies near and far, far away. You’ll never run out of adventures as she blasts her way into your heart.

 

If You Answered With Mostly Cs… You lucky son of a gun, Poe Dameron’s your man. The Rebellion’s best gosh-darn pilot also happens to be a dreamboat. His luscious locks deserve a fandom of their own, and his can-do attitude will get you through all life’s trials. Also, his jacket game is ON POINT.

 

If You Answered With Mostly Ds… Your favorite date night activity might be sighing in the corner while Kylo slashes expensive equipments with his light saber. He’s got some deep wounds, and you’re ready to tear apart the universe with him until they don’t hurt so much anymore. Some say he’s evil, but you GET HIM.

 

 Does this all seem like nonsense because you know your true love is BB-8? Have you already started writing your fan fiction starring you and Poe “Hotsauce” Dameron?