QUIZ: What Epigraph Describes Your Life?

We’ve all heard the old saying, “If your life were a book, would anybody want to read it?” (Let’s face it: in our case, probably not.) Even more important, though, is the question of how you would start your book—and that all depends on the kind of life you live: chaotic, romantic, mysterious, tragic, exciting (or in our case, very, very dull). Take the quiz below to find out what quote you should start using to introduce yourself at parties, and then Snapchat us from said parties so we can live vicariously through you.