QUIZ: What Will You Be (Briefly) Internet Famous For?

Andy Warhol once said that “in the future, everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.” Thanks to the Internet, the future is now. It’s practically guaranteed that you’ll get fifteen minutes of Internet fame at some point. Take this quiz to find out how.

1. What one word would your friends use to describe you?
A. Gorgeous
B. Mysterious
C. Hungry

2. What’s your go-to outfit?
A. Red shirt, name tag, smile
B. It’s hard to describe
C. Pizza-patterned shirt and matching earrings #snackcore

3. What competition could you win in a heartbeat?
A. Beauty pageant
B. Magic show—you’re great with optical illusions
C. Eating contest

4. What do you do after school?
A. Go straight to my part-time job
B. Take a long, relaxing bath in the washing machine
C. Grab a snack and get on public transit

5. What’s your favorite book/book series?
A. Pretties
B. The Chronicles of Narnia
C. The Rats of Nimh

6. What do you pride yourself on?
A. Great customer service
B. Ability to drive millions of people insane
C. Perseverance

7. What’s the top comment on your profile picture?
A. “You’re so hot, looking at this is like staring directly into the sun.”
B. “Did you dye your hair? Or is the lighting just weird?”
C. “That pizza is HUGE!!!”

Follow us on Instagram! @SparkNotes_

Okay, okay, here are the results!

Mostly As: You will follow in the footsteps of Alex from Target by becoming Internet famous for being very good-looking and also working at Target.

Mostly Bs: You will become famous for being a dress that’s possibly blue/black and possibly white/gold. Stay (ambiguously) gold, Ponyboy.

Mostly Cs: Just like Pizza Rat, you will be catapulted to fame when a viral video shows you carrying a piece of pizza larger than your own body onto the New York subway.

Why are you trending?