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The 12 AGGRESSIVELY ADORABLE Stages of Christmas

Are you ready for the bedazzled, candied, blinking, eating free-for-all that is Christmas? Think candy canes and confetti cookies and holiday cupcakes are too too cute? Beware; the cute holiday foodstuffs are an army that march on Christmas with dire warnings about the perils that await you (weird cousins, crazy parental attire, someone taking a bite out of your hiny).