If this is the first time you’ve ever taken a Sorting Test, then congratulations! You’re unique. The rest of us have taken about a hundred of these things, and then we took them again because we didn’t get the result we were looking for.
But here’s the thing: this isn’t your grandma’s Sorting Test. We’re going to tackle the tough questions. I don’t care if you like lions or snakes; I don’t care if your favorite color is blue or yellow. I want to delve into your psyche. I want to figure out who you are as a person. I want to know your hopes. Your dreams. Your fears.