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The Wand Test

The wand chooses the wizard, and thank goodness for that, because it’s one less stressful decision we all have to make. Personally, I’m terrible at decision-making and I don’t care for it. I don’t want to select one wand out of thousands and claim that burden of responsibility; I want the choice to be out of my hands. I want to have a stick of magic foisted upon my person. I want the wand to see something in me that I didn’t see in myself and know that this was meant to be.

Yeah? You’re with me on this? Good. Now go ahead and take this quiz to find out which quasi-sentient wand will be choosing you.

This quiz was originally published in July 2016

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