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We Sorted Everyone From Star Wars: The Force Awakens Into Their Rightful Hogwarts Houses

What would happen if you put the First Order, the Rebels, and all the various Wookiees and droids of Star Wars: The Force Awakens under the Hogwarts Sorting Hat?

A lot of hmmmm, very interesting, that’s what! So we did it, and frankly, the results might surprise you. Here’s how the sorting ceremony went down a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.