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What Your Favorite Harry Potter Book Says About You

There’s nothing in the world that says as much about you as your favorite Harry Potter book. Not your Zodiac sign, not your Myers-Briggs personality type, not whether or not you pour your milk before your cereal. (If you pour you milk before your cereal, you’re a psychopath.)

Whenever I am on a date, I ask “What’s your favorite Harry Potter book?” because that tells me everything I need to know. I know the preferred Harry Potter book of everyone in my life, and I am able to categorize accordingly. So that you, too, may walk this earth armed with knowledge, here is everything I know to be true of a person based on nothing more than which Potter tome they would save in a fire.

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