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Where the Hogwarts Gang Would Go to College

Would Hermione really go to Brown, or is the system too rigged to let a frizzy-haired mudblood into its WASPy halls? Is Harry cut out for Harvard, or is he actually not all that smart? (Harvard is legit full of Chosen Ones.)

Let’s take a look at their FAFSA forms, O.W.L.S., and general snobbiness, and see who is Ivy-bound, and who is going to take up crocheting and attend the University of Vermont-Burlington…