Which Nicholas Sparks Novel Are You?
Everyone is a sucker for a love story, it just has to be the right one. Some of us are swept up by sultry canoe rides, while others of us need to stare death in the face atop a raging bull to realize the contents of our heart. Whatever your flava, Nicholas Sparks has a love story for EACH OF US, that we all might weep and grab onto our lover’s sweaty bod in a torrential downpour before it is too late(!).
The latest Nicholas Spark novel to hit the cinemas is The Choice, which contains exactly the right amount of tragedy, Southern accents, romantic confusion, toplessness, Ben Walkers, and wind chimes you have come to expect of Sparks’ lump-in-the-throat romantic dramas—a perfect V-day outing if you enjoy crying into your bucket of popcorn. NOTE: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT POPCORN WHILE CHOKING BACK TEARS.
Are you a bit of a softie? Take this quiz to find your Nicholas Sparks movie soulmate.
- What is your perfect make-out situation?
a) In the rain, on a beach.
b) With Channing Tatum.
c) Naughtily, on a dinner table.
d) In a church.
e) While riding off into the sunset on a horse together.
2. How long can you wait for true love?
a) Until my dying day.
b) Until the guy they are dating dies.
c) Until after everyone else has given up hope.
d) Forty years.
e) Fifty years.
3. Who is your dream man?
a) Ryan Gosling
b) Channing Tatum.
c) Ben Walker
d) Jonathan Groff
e) Chris Carmack
4. How would you tell someone you love them?
a) By devoting a tumblr meme to them.
b) By loving them silently from afar while married to someone else.
c) By running. (To them.)
d) By making them comfortable. And singing in public only if absolutely necessary.
e) By sacrificing something valuable.
5. What is the biggest tragedy?
a) Years later, they don’t remember you.
b) Letters, never delivered.
c) You didn’t fight hard enough.
d) Dying young.
e) Every country song ever.
6. Pick your dying words to your lover:
a) I never stopped loving you.
b) It was always you.
c) A world without you in it is no world.
d) You look better without that sweater.
e) Thank GOURDS we have each other.
7. Pick your ideal home:
a) North Carolina
b) North Carolina
c) North Carolina
d) North Carolina
e) North Carolina
Tally up your answers!
Mostly As: The Notebook
New Line Cinema
You are a headstrong soul who will not be bound by society’s dictums or fussy retro shapewear. You’re passionate and impulsive, and wear waterproof mascara. You will mate for life, like Allie and Noah.
Mostly Bs: Dear John
Temple Hill Entertainment
In the post-modern internet age, you are an old soul who still enjoys receiving a letter, but doesn’t entirely trust the United States Post Office. You aren’t given to crushes lightly, and would probably wait forever if you thought placing a reserved sign over your heart would win you the love of your bae down the track. Whether you are John or Savannah, you’re stuck like glue.
Mostly Cs: The Choice
Lionsgate
You might like to think you have your life sorted, with enough good friends and fuzzy pets to keep you occupied, but you have zero fighting skills when it comes to fending off a mammoth heartburn over the boy or girl next door. You’re in for a series of scattered dinner plates and spilled candles as you let your passions interrupt the preparation of your famed penne alla vodka. Travis and Gabby are the only couple as firy and funny as you and your lobster.
Mostly Ds: A Walk to Remember
Warner Bros.
You were BORN READY to love, and if that means walking down the aisle to get married at 17 before you cark it, well, sure, love has no age. You’re preternaturally mature, and see past the chiseled cheekbones, godlike jawline, and musical ab deck to see the good in people’s souls. Jamie & Landon 4EVA.
Mostly Es: The Longest Ride
20th Century Fox
When love throws you onto the mat, you get back up! You’re brave and clear-eyed, and willing to risk your own wellbeing for the sake of those you care about. Like Sophia and Luke, you enjoy the sight of a good jean-butt, and aren’t afraid to get intimate in a dirty stables. As with Luke and Sophia, your loyalty and openness will stand you in good stead for a long, long-term relationship and many backlit makeouts in the years to come.
DID YOU TAKE THIS QUIZ? I WAITED FOR YOU TO TAKE IT.
