When it comes to the Harry Potter books, Ron Weasley is far and away my favorite character to quote. Why? Because he doesn’t just say things. He blurts them out. He shouts them. Sometimes he snarls them sarcastically in dire circumstances. And they are always objectively hilarious.
But what if I need to select one line in particular? What if I need to narrow it down for a tattoo, or a yearbook quote, or a tombstone epitaph? Now I can do that, and so can you. Onward!