Who Were You in a Past Life?

I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like I wasn’t always an Internet-addicted recluse languishing away in the twenty-first century. I feel like I did things in a past life. Bigger things. Better things. Things with swords.

Yeah? You too? I figured. Take this quiz to find out whether you were a fancy French aristocrat or a Golden Age pirate who sailed the seven seas with a heart full of adventure and proceeded to die of scurvy.

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