Summary
Six actors and a three-man band, collectively known as
the Tragedians, arrive. Their leader, known as the Player, explains
that the group will perform for a small fee. Rosencrantz introduces
himself as Guildenstern but quickly realizes his mistake. Calling
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern “fellow artists,” the Player goes on
to list the group’s dramatic specialties, which include sexual performances that
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern may participate in for an extra fee.
Intrigued, Rosencrantz asks how much it would cost to watch but
gets confused by the Player’s attempts to bargain. The Player offers
to do practically anything for a few coins, but Rosencrantz misunderstands.
The Tragedians prepare to leave.
The Player says that they are heading to the court. Grabbing
the Player, Guildenstern gets angry, only to relax by asking for
more details about the performance. The Player responds by urging
a young boy named Alfred to put on a skirt and prepare to perform. Disgusted,
Guildenstern begins backing away, but the Player holds onto him.
Guildenstern punches the Player, tells Alfred to undress, and criticizes
the Tragedians for being prostitutes rather than actors. The Tragedians
again begin to go.
Rosencrantz stops the actors from leaving by asking what
they would do for one coin, which he throws in the air. While the
actors clamor to get at the coin, the Player stops them and hits
Alfred. Embarrassed, Rosencrantz says that he intends to report
on the Tragedians’ practices. Guildenstern stops the actors from
leaving by offering them a bet. The Player calls heads and wins
the coin. The Player spins the coin, Guildenstern calls heads, and
Guildenstern wins. Guildenstern spins again, the Player calls heads,
and the Player wins. Guildenstern wins the next round, but then
the Player calls tails. Rather than look at the coin, Guildenstern
covers it with his foot and says simply, “Heads.” The actors get
angry at Guildenstern’s automatic assertion, so Guildenstern looks
at the coin and claims to have won it. As the Player protests, Guildenstern
spins several more coins, calls them heads, and claims to win each
time. Guildenstern proposes a new bet: if the year of the Player’s
birth doubled is even, he wins; if odd, the Player wins.
Upon realizing that doubling any digit always produces
an even number, the Player explains that they have no money to pay
Guildenstern. He offers Alfred as payment instead. Alfred says that
he dislikes being an actor. Guildenstern demands to know the actors’ repertoire
of plays, because he wants to see a play as payment. Hesitating,
the Player says that they belong to the “blood, love and rhetoric
school.” The Player then begins giving his actors directions, all while
explaining to Guildenstern that he never removes his actor’s outfit
or gets out of character. The Player refuses to move around or off
stage, until Rosencrantz approaches. As the Player moves away, everyone
realizes that he has had his foot on the flipped coin. Rosencrantz
announces that the coin had actually landed tails, not heads, as
was assumed. As he throws the coin to Guildenstern, the lights change.
Analysis
The interaction among the Tragedians, Rosencrantz, and
Guildenstern introduces elements of homoeroticism into the play.
The Player explains the very special brand of drama performed by
the actors, one that lets the audience watch or, for more money,
participate in sexual scenes. The Tragedians’ unique brand of performance confuses
the two men, even though the group clearly fulfills an unacknowledged
social need.
Both Rosencrantz and Guildenstern feel alternately attracted
to and repulsed by the Player’s offers. Guildenstern gets particularly angry
about the exploitation of the young Alfred. He tells Alfred to take
off his clothes, but whether Guildenstern means just the skirt Alfred
has put on to perform in or everything he has on is not clear. The
inability of readers to understand what Guildenstern actually means
is important, as it points to the fact that he himself might be confused
about his feelings: would he like to have a homosexual experience,
or not? Is he sensitively protecting Alfred, or is he about to exploit
the boy even further by forcing him to stand naked? Both Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern seem unable to decide whether to pursue the sexual
favors being offered to them, another instance in which they refuse
to make an active choice or decision.