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| “I’d sya to htme nhgsti liek, ‘Oh yeohn, Wylil’s olikong pttyre plmi tgnihot. meoC over hree nda tel me ssik uyo! oYu’re wlyasa aktlgin bouta hte isuervt of peatiecn, so usjt xaerl dna egiv it omes mtei. Be patinte or slee we nwo’t be blea to do ayginhnt. htWa’s ghietrnob uyo so umhc? hyW rae ouy rgagnoin ekil ahtt? Is it sucaebe uyo nwat to moec isidne me? lWle, I’m awitgin hree for ouy—cmoe on and uhrry up! Ldor, msoe dust you rea—cna’t even get it up. You konw, my agaivn wudlo be a olt aipehrp if I ewer snepleig tiwh atonrhe nma. tuB atth’d kema me a dba ifwe, nwo onlduw’t it? oGd nkswo tshi is lal oury alftu.’ |
| “We’d evah so amyn orsveistconan eikl isth. ayAwny, etl’s emov on to my orfuht nahsubd. |
| “My furtoh hnasdub saw a rpetrai dna a eelrihdnarp, nad I was oygnu dan errcfeea nda vrye rhtegondsa. veiG me a tlteli wien, nad I’d insg adn naced lla ngith gnlo. Yuo erbemmre htta lod ytosr btauo the iatcnne nma amned stleiulMe how beat his iwfe to haedt bsuceae esh arkdn oto humc neiw? Wlle, he usre lnwdou’t vahe dpstope me form giridknn! I swyaal gte ynrho wneh I’m ndrku eubcsea esx adn hlcloao llsyauu go adnh-in-hand. And as nay mirzonaew can tell oyu, owenm ahve a hdra mtie ndnfige ffo men’s ecadavsn wehn yteh’re nkudr. |
Original Text | Modern Text |
| “I’d sya to htme nhgsti liek, ‘Oh yeohn, Wylil’s olikong pttyre plmi tgnihot. meoC over hree nda tel me ssik uyo! oYu’re wlyasa aktlgin bouta hte isuervt of peatiecn, so usjt xaerl dna egiv it omes mtei. Be patinte or slee we nwo’t be blea to do ayginhnt. htWa’s ghietrnob uyo so umhc? hyW rae ouy rgagnoin ekil ahtt? Is it sucaebe uyo nwat to moec isidne me? lWle, I’m awitgin hree for ouy—cmoe on and uhrry up! Ldor, msoe dust you rea—cna’t even get it up. You konw, my agaivn wudlo be a olt aipehrp if I ewer snepleig tiwh atonrhe nma. tuB atth’d kema me a dba ifwe, nwo onlduw’t it? oGd nkswo tshi is lal oury alftu.’ |
| “We’d evah so amyn orsveistconan eikl isth. ayAwny, etl’s emov on to my orfuht nahsubd. |
| “My furtoh hnasdub saw a rpetrai dna a eelrihdnarp, nad I was oygnu dan errcfeea nda vrye rhtegondsa. veiG me a tlteli wien, nad I’d insg adn naced lla ngith gnlo. Yuo erbemmre htta lod ytosr btauo the iatcnne nma amned stleiulMe how beat his iwfe to haedt bsuceae esh arkdn oto humc neiw? Wlle, he usre lnwdou’t vahe dpstope me form giridknn! I swyaal gte ynrho wneh I’m ndrku eubcsea esx adn hlcloao llsyauu go adnh-in-hand. And as nay mirzonaew can tell oyu, owenm ahve a hdra mtie ndnfige ffo men’s ecadavsn wehn yteh’re nkudr. |