Romeo and Juliet

BENVOLIO: Good morning, cousin.

ROMEO: Is it that early?

BENVOLIO: It's just now nine o'clock.

ROMEO: Oh my, time goes slowly when you're sad. Was that my father who left in such a hurry?

BENVOLIO: It was...what’s making you sad and your hours so long?

ROMEO: Not having the thing that makes them short.

BENVOLIO: You’re in love?

ROMEO: Out.

BENVOLIO: Out of love?

ROMEO: I love someone. She doesn't love me.

BENVOLIO: Alas! Love looks sweet, but it's rough in actual experience.

ROMEO: What's sad is, love is supposed to be blind, but it can still see a way to make you do what it wants.

So, where should we eat? Oh!