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Enter one of the French LORDS, with five or six other
SOLDIERS in ambush.
Enter one of the French LORDS, with five or six other
SOLDIERS in ambush.
LORD  
He can come no other way but by this hedge
corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible
language you will. Though you understand it
not yourselves, no matter. For we must not seem to
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understand him, unless some one among us whom
we must produce for an interpreter
LORD  
He can come no other way but by this hedge
corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible
language you will. Though you understand it
not yourselves, no matter. For we must not seem to
understand him, unless some one among us whom
we must produce for an interpreter
FIRST SOLDIER  
Good captain, let me be th’ interpreter.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Good captain, let me be th’ interpreter.
LORD  
Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy
voice?
LORD  
Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy
voice?
FIRST SOLDIER  
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No, sir, I warrant you.
FIRST SOLDIER  
No, sir, I warrant you.
LORD  
But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to
us again?
LORD  
But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to
us again?
FIRST SOLDIER  
E’en such as you speak to me
FIRST SOLDIER  
E’en such as you speak to me
LORD  
He must think us some band of strangers i’ th’
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adversary’s entertainment. Now, he hath a smack
of all neighboring languages. Therefore we must
every one be a man of his own fancy, not to know
what we speak one to another. So we seem to know
is to know straight our purpose: choughs’ language,
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gabble enough and good enough. As for
you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But
couch, ho! Here he comes to beguile two hours in
a sleep and then to return and swear the lies he
forges. They move aside.
LORD  
He must think us some band of strangers i’ th’
adversary’s entertainment. Now, he hath a smack
of all neighboring languages. Therefore we must
every one be a man of his own fancy, not to know
what we speak one to another. So we seem to know
is to know straight our purpose: choughs’ language,
gabble enough and good enough. As for
you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But
couch, ho! Here he comes to beguile two hours in
a sleep and then to return and swear the lies he
forges. They move aside.
Enter PAROLLES.
Enter PAROLLES.
PAROLLES  
25
Ten o’clock. Within these three hours ’twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have
done? It must be a very plausive invention that
carries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces
have of late knocked too often at my door. I find
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my tongue is too foolhardy, but my heart hath the
fear of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not
daring the reports of my tongue.
PAROLLES  
Ten o’clock. Within these three hours ’twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have
done? It must be a very plausive invention that
carries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces
have of late knocked too often at my door. I find
my tongue is too foolhardy, but my heart hath the
fear of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not
daring the reports of my tongue.
LORD, aside
This is the first truth that e’er thine own tongue was guilty of.
LORD, aside
This is the first truth that e’er thine own tongue was guilty of.
PAROLLES  
35
What the devil should move me to undertake
the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant
of the impossibility and knowing I had no such
purpose? I must give myself some hurts and say I
got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it.
40
They will say “Came you off with so little?” And
great ones I dare not give. Wherefore? What’s the
instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman’s mouth and buy myself another of
Bajazeth’s mule if you prattle me into these perils.
PAROLLES  
What the devil should move me to undertake
the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant
of the impossibility and knowing I had no such
purpose? I must give myself some hurts and say I
got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it.
They will say “Came you off with so little?” And
great ones I dare not give. Wherefore? What’s the
instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman’s mouth and buy myself another of
Bajazeth’s mule if you prattle me into these perils.
LORD, aside
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Is it possible he should know what he is,
and be that he is?
LORD, aside
Is it possible he should know what he is,
and be that he is?
PAROLLES  
I would the cutting of my garments would
serve the turn, or the breaking of my Spanish
sword.
PAROLLES  
I would the cutting of my garments would
serve the turn, or the breaking of my Spanish
sword.
LORD, aside
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We cannot afford you so.
LORD, aside
We cannot afford you so.
PAROLLES Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem.
PAROLLES Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem.
LORD, aside
’Twould not do.
LORD, aside
’Twould not do.
PAROLLES  
Or to drown my clothes and say I was
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stripped.
PAROLLES  
Or to drown my clothes and say I was
stripped.
LORD, aside
Hardly serve.
LORD, aside
Hardly serve.
PAROLLES  
Though I swore I leapt from the window of
the citadel—
PAROLLES  
Though I swore I leapt from the window of
the citadel—
LORD, aside
How deep?
LORD, aside
How deep?
PAROLLES  
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Thirty fathom.
PAROLLES  
Thirty fathom.
LORD, aside
Three great oaths would scarce make
that be believed.
LORD, aside
Three great oaths would scarce make
that be believed.
PAROLLES  
I would I had any drum of the enemy’s. I
would swear I recovered it.
PAROLLES  
I would I had any drum of the enemy’s. I
would swear I recovered it.
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LORD, aside
You shall hear one anon.
LORD, aside
You shall hear one anon.
PAROLLES
A drum, now, of the enemy’s—
PAROLLES
A drum, now, of the enemy’s—
Alarum within.
Alarum within.
LORD, advancing
Throca movousus, cargo, cargo,
cargo.
LORD, advancing
Throca movousus, cargo, cargo,
cargo.
ALL
Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo.
 
They seize him.
ALL
Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo.
 
They seize him.
PAROLLES  
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O ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes.
PAROLLES  
O ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes.
They blindfold him.
They blindfold him.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos thromuldo boskos.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos thromuldo boskos.
PAROLLES  
I know you are the Muskos’ regiment,
And I shall lose my life for want of language.
If there be here German or Dane, Low Dutch,
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Italian, or French, let him speak to me.
I’ll discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
PAROLLES  
I know you are the Muskos’ regiment,
And I shall lose my life for want of language.
If there be here German or Dane, Low Dutch,
Italian, or French, let him speak to me.
I’ll discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos vauvado, I understand thee and
can speak thy tongue. Kerelybonto, sir, betake thee
to thy faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy
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bosom.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos vauvado, I understand thee and
can speak thy tongue. Kerelybonto, sir, betake thee
to thy faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy
bosom.
PAROLLES  
O!
PAROLLES  
O!
FIRST SOLDIER  
O, pray, pray, pray! Manka reuania
dulche
FIRST SOLDIER  
O, pray, pray, pray! Manka reuania
dulche
LORD  
Oscorbidulchos voliuorco.
LORD  
Oscorbidulchos voliuorco.
FIRST SOLDIER  
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The General is content to spare thee yet
And, hoodwinked as thou art, will lead thee on
To gather from thee. Haply thou mayst inform
Something to save thy life.
FIRST SOLDIER  
The General is content to spare thee yet
And, hoodwinked as thou art, will lead thee on
To gather from thee. Haply thou mayst inform
Something to save thy life.
PAROLLES  
O, let me live,
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And all the secrets of our camp I’ll show,
Their force, their purposes. Nay, I’ll speak that
Which you will wonder at.
PAROLLES  
O, let me live,
And all the secrets of our camp I’ll show,
Their force, their purposes. Nay, I’ll speak that
Which you will wonder at.
FIRST SOLDIER  
But wilt thou faithfully?
FIRST SOLDIER  
But wilt thou faithfully?
PAROLLES
If I do not, damn me.
PAROLLES
If I do not, damn me.
FIRST SOLDIER
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Acordo linta. Come on, thou art
granted space.
FIRST SOLDIER
Acordo linta. Come on, thou art
granted space.
He exits with PAROLLES under guard.
A short alarum within.
He exits with PAROLLES under guard.
A short alarum within.
LORD  
Go tell the Count Rossillion and my brother
We have caught the woodcock and will keep him
muffled
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Till we do hear from them.
LORD  
Go tell the Count Rossillion and my brother
We have caught the woodcock and will keep him
muffled
Till we do hear from them.
SECOND SOLDIER
Captain, I will.
SECOND SOLDIER
Captain, I will.
LORD  
He will betray us all unto ourselves.
Inform on that.
LORD  
He will betray us all unto ourselves.
Inform on that.
SECOND SOLDIER  
So I will, sir.
SECOND SOLDIER  
So I will, sir.
LORD  
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Till then I’ll keep him dark and safely locked.

They exit.

LORD  

Till then I’ll keep him dark and safely locked.

They exit.

Original Text

Modern Text

Enter one of the French LORDS, with five or six other
SOLDIERS in ambush.
Enter one of the French LORDS, with five or six other
SOLDIERS in ambush.
LORD  
He can come no other way but by this hedge
corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible
language you will. Though you understand it
not yourselves, no matter. For we must not seem to
5
understand him, unless some one among us whom
we must produce for an interpreter
LORD  
He can come no other way but by this hedge
corner. When you sally upon him, speak what terrible
language you will. Though you understand it
not yourselves, no matter. For we must not seem to
understand him, unless some one among us whom
we must produce for an interpreter
FIRST SOLDIER  
Good captain, let me be th’ interpreter.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Good captain, let me be th’ interpreter.
LORD  
Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy
voice?
LORD  
Art not acquainted with him? Knows he not thy
voice?
FIRST SOLDIER  
10
No, sir, I warrant you.
FIRST SOLDIER  
No, sir, I warrant you.
LORD  
But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to
us again?
LORD  
But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to
us again?
FIRST SOLDIER  
E’en such as you speak to me
FIRST SOLDIER  
E’en such as you speak to me
LORD  
He must think us some band of strangers i’ th’
15
adversary’s entertainment. Now, he hath a smack
of all neighboring languages. Therefore we must
every one be a man of his own fancy, not to know
what we speak one to another. So we seem to know
is to know straight our purpose: choughs’ language,
20
gabble enough and good enough. As for
you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But
couch, ho! Here he comes to beguile two hours in
a sleep and then to return and swear the lies he
forges. They move aside.
LORD  
He must think us some band of strangers i’ th’
adversary’s entertainment. Now, he hath a smack
of all neighboring languages. Therefore we must
every one be a man of his own fancy, not to know
what we speak one to another. So we seem to know
is to know straight our purpose: choughs’ language,
gabble enough and good enough. As for
you, interpreter, you must seem very politic. But
couch, ho! Here he comes to beguile two hours in
a sleep and then to return and swear the lies he
forges. They move aside.
Enter PAROLLES.
Enter PAROLLES.
PAROLLES  
25
Ten o’clock. Within these three hours ’twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have
done? It must be a very plausive invention that
carries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces
have of late knocked too often at my door. I find
30
my tongue is too foolhardy, but my heart hath the
fear of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not
daring the reports of my tongue.
PAROLLES  
Ten o’clock. Within these three hours ’twill be time enough to go home. What shall I say I have
done? It must be a very plausive invention that
carries it. They begin to smoke me, and disgraces
have of late knocked too often at my door. I find
my tongue is too foolhardy, but my heart hath the
fear of Mars before it, and of his creatures, not
daring the reports of my tongue.
LORD, aside
This is the first truth that e’er thine own tongue was guilty of.
LORD, aside
This is the first truth that e’er thine own tongue was guilty of.
PAROLLES  
35
What the devil should move me to undertake
the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant
of the impossibility and knowing I had no such
purpose? I must give myself some hurts and say I
got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it.
40
They will say “Came you off with so little?” And
great ones I dare not give. Wherefore? What’s the
instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman’s mouth and buy myself another of
Bajazeth’s mule if you prattle me into these perils.
PAROLLES  
What the devil should move me to undertake
the recovery of this drum, being not ignorant
of the impossibility and knowing I had no such
purpose? I must give myself some hurts and say I
got them in exploit. Yet slight ones will not carry it.
They will say “Came you off with so little?” And
great ones I dare not give. Wherefore? What’s the
instance? Tongue, I must put you into a butter-woman’s mouth and buy myself another of
Bajazeth’s mule if you prattle me into these perils.
LORD, aside
45
Is it possible he should know what he is,
and be that he is?
LORD, aside
Is it possible he should know what he is,
and be that he is?
PAROLLES  
I would the cutting of my garments would
serve the turn, or the breaking of my Spanish
sword.
PAROLLES  
I would the cutting of my garments would
serve the turn, or the breaking of my Spanish
sword.
LORD, aside
50
We cannot afford you so.
LORD, aside
We cannot afford you so.
PAROLLES Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem.
PAROLLES Or the baring of my beard, and to say it was in stratagem.
LORD, aside
’Twould not do.
LORD, aside
’Twould not do.
PAROLLES  
Or to drown my clothes and say I was
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stripped.
PAROLLES  
Or to drown my clothes and say I was
stripped.
LORD, aside
Hardly serve.
LORD, aside
Hardly serve.
PAROLLES  
Though I swore I leapt from the window of
the citadel—
PAROLLES  
Though I swore I leapt from the window of
the citadel—
LORD, aside
How deep?
LORD, aside
How deep?
PAROLLES  
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Thirty fathom.
PAROLLES  
Thirty fathom.
LORD, aside
Three great oaths would scarce make
that be believed.
LORD, aside
Three great oaths would scarce make
that be believed.
PAROLLES  
I would I had any drum of the enemy’s. I
would swear I recovered it.
PAROLLES  
I would I had any drum of the enemy’s. I
would swear I recovered it.
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LORD, aside
You shall hear one anon.
LORD, aside
You shall hear one anon.
PAROLLES
A drum, now, of the enemy’s—
PAROLLES
A drum, now, of the enemy’s—
Alarum within.
Alarum within.
LORD, advancing
Throca movousus, cargo, cargo,
cargo.
LORD, advancing
Throca movousus, cargo, cargo,
cargo.
ALL
Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo.
 
They seize him.
ALL
Cargo, cargo, cargo, villianda par corbo, cargo.
 
They seize him.
PAROLLES  
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O ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes.
PAROLLES  
O ransom, ransom! Do not hide mine eyes.
They blindfold him.
They blindfold him.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos thromuldo boskos.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos thromuldo boskos.
PAROLLES  
I know you are the Muskos’ regiment,
And I shall lose my life for want of language.
If there be here German or Dane, Low Dutch,
75
Italian, or French, let him speak to me.
I’ll discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
PAROLLES  
I know you are the Muskos’ regiment,
And I shall lose my life for want of language.
If there be here German or Dane, Low Dutch,
Italian, or French, let him speak to me.
I’ll discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos vauvado, I understand thee and
can speak thy tongue. Kerelybonto, sir, betake thee
to thy faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy
80
bosom.
FIRST SOLDIER  
Boskos vauvado, I understand thee and
can speak thy tongue. Kerelybonto, sir, betake thee
to thy faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy
bosom.
PAROLLES  
O!
PAROLLES  
O!
FIRST SOLDIER  
O, pray, pray, pray! Manka reuania
dulche
FIRST SOLDIER  
O, pray, pray, pray! Manka reuania
dulche
LORD  
Oscorbidulchos voliuorco.
LORD  
Oscorbidulchos voliuorco.
FIRST SOLDIER  
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The General is content to spare thee yet
And, hoodwinked as thou art, will lead thee on
To gather from thee. Haply thou mayst inform
Something to save thy life.
FIRST SOLDIER  
The General is content to spare thee yet
And, hoodwinked as thou art, will lead thee on
To gather from thee. Haply thou mayst inform
Something to save thy life.
PAROLLES  
O, let me live,
90
And all the secrets of our camp I’ll show,
Their force, their purposes. Nay, I’ll speak that
Which you will wonder at.
PAROLLES  
O, let me live,
And all the secrets of our camp I’ll show,
Their force, their purposes. Nay, I’ll speak that
Which you will wonder at.
FIRST SOLDIER  
But wilt thou faithfully?
FIRST SOLDIER  
But wilt thou faithfully?
PAROLLES
If I do not, damn me.
PAROLLES
If I do not, damn me.
FIRST SOLDIER
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Acordo linta. Come on, thou art
granted space.
FIRST SOLDIER
Acordo linta. Come on, thou art
granted space.
He exits with PAROLLES under guard.
A short alarum within.
He exits with PAROLLES under guard.
A short alarum within.
LORD  
Go tell the Count Rossillion and my brother
We have caught the woodcock and will keep him
muffled
100
Till we do hear from them.
LORD  
Go tell the Count Rossillion and my brother
We have caught the woodcock and will keep him
muffled
Till we do hear from them.
SECOND SOLDIER
Captain, I will.
SECOND SOLDIER
Captain, I will.
LORD  
He will betray us all unto ourselves.
Inform on that.
LORD  
He will betray us all unto ourselves.
Inform on that.
SECOND SOLDIER  
So I will, sir.
SECOND SOLDIER  
So I will, sir.
LORD  
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Till then I’ll keep him dark and safely locked.

They exit.

LORD  

Till then I’ll keep him dark and safely locked.

They exit.

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