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Enter the PRINCESS OF FRANCE, with three attending Ladies (ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHERINE), BOYET and other Lords.
Enter the PRINCESS OF FRANCE, with three attending Ladies (ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHERINE), BOYET and other Lords.
BOYET  
Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.
Consider who the King your father sends,
To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.
Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
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To parley with the sole inheritor
Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
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As nature was in making graces dear
When she did starve the general world besides
And prodigally gave them all to you.
BOYET  
Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.
Consider who the King your father sends,
To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.
Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
To parley with the sole inheritor
Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
As nature was in making graces dear
When she did starve the general world besides
And prodigally gave them all to you.
PRINCESS  
Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.
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Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
Than you much willing to be counted wise
In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
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But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
You are not ignorant all-telling fame
Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
Till painful study shall outwear three years,
No woman may approach his silent court.
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Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure, and in that behalf,
Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.
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Tell him the daughter of the King of France
On serious business craving quick dispatch,
Importunes personal conference with his Grace.
Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
PRINCESS  
Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.
Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
Than you much willing to be counted wise
In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
You are not ignorant all-telling fame
Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
Till painful study shall outwear three years,
No woman may approach his silent court.
Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure, and in that behalf,
Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.
Tell him the daughter of the King of France
On serious business craving quick dispatch,
Importunes personal conference with his Grace.
Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
BOYET  
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Proud of employment, willingly I go.
BOYET  
Proud of employment, willingly I go.
PRINCESS  
All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
   Boyet exits.
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
PRINCESS  
All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
   Boyet exits.
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
A LORD  
Lord Longaville is one.
A LORD  
Lord Longaville is one.
PRINCESS  
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Know you the man?
PRINCESS  
Know you the man?
MARIA  
I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizèd
In Normandy, saw I this Longaville.
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A man of sovereign parts he is esteemed,
Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.
Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
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Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,
Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
It should none spare that come within his power.
MARIA  
I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizèd
In Normandy, saw I this Longaville.
A man of sovereign parts he is esteemed,
Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.
Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,
Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
It should none spare that come within his power.
PRINCESS  
Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is ’t so?
PRINCESS  
Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is ’t so?
MARIA  
They say so most that most his humors know.
MARIA  
They say so most that most his humors know.
PRINCESS  
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Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
Who are the rest?
PRINCESS  
Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
Who are the rest?
KATHERINE  
The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,
Of all that virtue love for virtue loved.
Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
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For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
And much too little of that good I saw
Is my report to his great worthiness.
KATHERINE  
The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,
Of all that virtue love for virtue loved.
Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
And much too little of that good I saw
Is my report to his great worthiness.
ROSALINE  
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Another of these students at that time
Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
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His eye begets occasion for his wit,
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
Delivers in such apt and gracious words
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That agèd ears play truant at his tales,
And younger hearings are quite ravishèd,
So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
ROSALINE  
Another of these students at that time
Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
His eye begets occasion for his wit,
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
Delivers in such apt and gracious words
That agèd ears play truant at his tales,
And younger hearings are quite ravishèd,
So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
PRINCESS  
God bless my ladies, are they all in love,
That every one her own hath garnishèd
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With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
PRINCESS  
God bless my ladies, are they all in love,
That every one her own hath garnishèd
With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
A LORD  
Here comes Boyet.
A LORD  
Here comes Boyet.
Enter BOYET.
Enter BOYET.
PRINCESS  
Now, what admittance, lord?
PRINCESS  
Now, what admittance, lord?
BOYET  
Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
And he and his competitors in oath
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Were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,
Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:
He rather means to lodge you in the field,
Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
Than seek a dispensation for his oath
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To let you enter his unpeopled house.
BOYET  
Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
And he and his competitors in oath
Were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,
Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:
He rather means to lodge you in the field,
Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
Than seek a dispensation for his oath
To let you enter his unpeopled house.
Enter KING of NAVARRE, LONGAVILLE, DUMAINE, and BEROWNE.
Enter KING of NAVARRE, LONGAVILLE, DUMAINE, and BEROWNE.
Here comes Navarre.
Here comes Navarre.
KING  
Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
KING  
Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
PRINCESS  
“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome”
I have not yet. The roof of this court is too
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high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too
base to be mine.
PRINCESS  
“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome”
I have not yet. The roof of this court is too
high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too
base to be mine.
KING  
You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
KING  
You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
PRINCESS  
I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither.
PRINCESS  
I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither.
KING  
Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
KING  
Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
PRINCESS  
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Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
PRINCESS  
Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
KING  
Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
KING  
Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
PRINCESS  
Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else.
PRINCESS  
Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else.
KING  
Your Ladyship is ignorant what it is.
KING  
Your Ladyship is ignorant what it is.
PRINCESS  
Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
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Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.
’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.
But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.
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To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
PRINCESS  
Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.
’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.
But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.
To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
She gives him a paper.
She gives him a paper.
KING  
Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
KING  
Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
PRINCESS  
You will the sooner that I were away,
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For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
PRINCESS  
You will the sooner that I were away,
For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
They walk aside while the KING reads the paper.
They walk aside while the KING reads the paper.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
ROSALINE  
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
ROSALINE  
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE  
I know you did.
BEROWNE  
I know you did.
ROSALINE  
How needless was it then
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To ask the question.
ROSALINE  
How needless was it then
To ask the question.
BEROWNE  
You must not be so quick.
BEROWNE  
You must not be so quick.
ROSALINE  
’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
ROSALINE  
’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
BEROWNE  
Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast; ’twill tire.
BEROWNE  
Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast; ’twill tire.
ROSALINE  
Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
ROSALINE  
Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
BEROWNE  
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What time o’ day?
BEROWNE  
What time o’ day?
ROSALINE  
The hour that fools should ask.
ROSALINE  
The hour that fools should ask.
BEROWNE  
Now fair befall your mask.
BEROWNE  
Now fair befall your mask.
ROSALINE  
Fair fall the face it covers.
ROSALINE  
Fair fall the face it covers.
BEROWNE  
And send you many lovers.
BEROWNE  
And send you many lovers.
ROSALINE  
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Amen, so you be none.
ROSALINE  
Amen, so you be none.
BEROWNE  
Nay, then, will I be gone.
BEROWNE  
Nay, then, will I be gone.
KING, coming forward with the PRINCESS
Madam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
Being but the one half of an entire sum
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Disbursèd by my father in his wars.
But say that he or we, as neither have,
Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
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Although not valued to the money’s worth.
If then the King your father will restore
But that one half which is unsatisfied,
We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
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But that, it seems, he little purposeth;
For here he doth demand to have repaid
A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitaine—
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Which we much rather had depart withal,
And have the money by our father lent,
Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
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A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
And go well satisfied to France again.
KING, coming forward with the PRINCESS
Madam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
Being but the one half of an entire sum
Disbursèd by my father in his wars.
But say that he or we, as neither have,
Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
Although not valued to the money’s worth.
If then the King your father will restore
But that one half which is unsatisfied,
We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
But that, it seems, he little purposeth;
For here he doth demand to have repaid
A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitaine—
Which we much rather had depart withal,
And have the money by our father lent,
Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
And go well satisfied to France again.
PRINCESS  
You do the King my father too much wrong,
And wrong the reputation of your name,
In so unseeming to confess receipt
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Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
PRINCESS  
You do the King my father too much wrong,
And wrong the reputation of your name,
In so unseeming to confess receipt
Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
KING  
I do protest I never heard of it;
And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.
KING  
I do protest I never heard of it;
And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.
PRINCESS  
We arrest your word.—
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Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum from special officers
Of Charles his father.
PRINCESS  
We arrest your word.—
Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum from special officers
Of Charles his father.
KING  
Satisfy me so.
KING  
Satisfy me so.
BOYET  
So please your Grace, the packet is not come
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Where that and other specialties are bound.
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
BOYET  
So please your Grace, the packet is not come
Where that and other specialties are bound.
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
KING  
It shall suffice me; at which interview
All liberal reason I will yield unto.
Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
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As honor (without breach of honor) may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
You may not come, fair princess, within my gates,
But here without you shall be so received
As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
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Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
KING  
It shall suffice me; at which interview
All liberal reason I will yield unto.
Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
As honor (without breach of honor) may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
You may not come, fair princess, within my gates,
But here without you shall be so received
As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
PRINCESS  
Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
PRINCESS  
Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
KING  
Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
KING  
Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
He exits with DUMAINE, LONGAVILLE, and Attendants.
He exits with DUMAINE, LONGAVILLE, and Attendants.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
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Lady, I will commend you to
my own heart.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Lady, I will commend you to
my own heart.
ROSALINE  
Pray you, do my commendations. I would
be glad to see it.
ROSALINE  
Pray you, do my commendations. I would
be glad to see it.
BEROWNE
I would you heard it groan.
BEROWNE
I would you heard it groan.
ROSALINE  
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Is the fool sick?
ROSALINE  
Is the fool sick?
BEROWNE  
Sick at the heart.
BEROWNE  
Sick at the heart.
ROSALINE  
Alack, let it blood.
ROSALINE  
Alack, let it blood.
BEROWNE  
Would that do it good?
BEROWNE  
Would that do it good?
ROSALINE  
My physic says “ay.”
ROSALINE  
My physic says “ay.”
BEROWNE  
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Will you prick ’t with your eye?
BEROWNE  
Will you prick ’t with your eye?
ROSALINE  
No point, with my knife.
ROSALINE  
No point, with my knife.
BEROWNE  
Now God save thy life.
BEROWNE  
Now God save thy life.
ROSALINE  
And yours from long living.
ROSALINE  
And yours from long living.
BEROWNE  
I cannot stay thanksgiving.
BEROWNE  
I cannot stay thanksgiving.
He exits.
He exits.
Enter DUMAINE.
Enter DUMAINE.
DUMAINE, to BOYET
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Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
DUMAINE, to BOYET
Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
BOYET  
The heir of Alanson, Katherine her name.
BOYET  
The heir of Alanson, Katherine her name.
DUMAINE  
A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well.
DUMAINE  
A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well.
He exits.
He exits.
Enter LONGAVILLE.
Enter LONGAVILLE.
LONGAVILLE, to BOYET
I beseech you, a word. What is she in the white?
LONGAVILLE, to BOYET
I beseech you, a word. What is she in the white?
BOYET  
A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
BOYET  
A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
LONGAVILLE  
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Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
LONGAVILLE  
Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
BOYET  
She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a
   shame.
BOYET  
She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a
   shame.
LONGAVILLE  
Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
LONGAVILLE  
Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
BOYET  
Her mother’s, I have heard.
BOYET  
Her mother’s, I have heard.
LONGAVILLE  
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God’s blessing on your beard!
LONGAVILLE  
God’s blessing on your beard!
BOYET  
Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of
Falconbridge.
BOYET  
Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of
Falconbridge.
LONGAVILLE  
Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most
sweet lady.
LONGAVILLE  
Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most
sweet lady.
BOYET  
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Not unlike, sir, that may be.
BOYET  
Not unlike, sir, that may be.
LONGAVILLE exits.
LONGAVILLE exits.
Enter BEROWNE.
Enter BEROWNE.
BEROWNE, to BOYET
What’s her name in the cap?
BEROWNE, to BOYET
What’s her name in the cap?
BOYET  
Rosaline, by good hap.
BOYET  
Rosaline, by good hap.
BEROWNE  
Is she wedded or no?
BEROWNE  
Is she wedded or no?
BOYET  
To her will, sir, or so.
BOYET  
To her will, sir, or so.
BEROWNE  
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You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BEROWNE  
You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BOYET  
Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
BOYET  
Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
BEROWNE exits.
BEROWNE exits.
MARIA  
That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
Not a word with him but a jest.
MARIA  
That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
Not a word with him but a jest.
BOYET  
And every jest but
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a word.
BOYET  
And every jest but
a word.
PRINCESS  
It was well done of you to take him at his word.
PRINCESS  
It was well done of you to take him at his word.
BOYET  
I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
BOYET  
I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
KATHERINE  
Two hot sheeps, marry.
KATHERINE  
Two hot sheeps, marry.
BOYET  
And wherefore not ships?
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No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
BOYET  
And wherefore not ships?
No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
KATHERINE  
You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
KATHERINE  
You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
BOYET  
So you grant pasture for me.
BOYET  
So you grant pasture for me.
He tries to kiss her.
He tries to kiss her.
KATHERINE  
Not so, gentle beast,
My lips are no common, though several they be.
KATHERINE  
Not so, gentle beast,
My lips are no common, though several they be.
BOYET  
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Belonging to whom?
BOYET  
Belonging to whom?
KATHERINE  
To my fortunes and me.
KATHERINE  
To my fortunes and me.
PRINCESS  
Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree,
This civil war of wits were much better used
On Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
PRINCESS  
Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree,
This civil war of wits were much better used
On Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
BOYET  
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If my observation, which very seldom lies,
By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosèd wi’ th’ eyes,
Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
BOYET  
If my observation, which very seldom lies,
By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosèd wi’ th’ eyes,
Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
PRINCESS  
With what?
PRINCESS  
With what?
BOYET  
With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
BOYET  
With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
PRINCESS  
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Your reason?
PRINCESS  
Your reason?
BOYET  
Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.
His heart like an agate with your print impressed,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.
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His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair.
Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,
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As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they
   were glassed,
Did point you to buy them along as you passed.
His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
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That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
BOYET  
Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.
His heart like an agate with your print impressed,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.
His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair.
Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,
As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they
   were glassed,
Did point you to buy them along as you passed.
His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
PRINCESS, to her Ladies
Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
PRINCESS, to her Ladies
Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
BOYET  
But to speak that in words which his eye hath
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disclosed.
I only have made a mouth of his eye
By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
BOYET  
But to speak that in words which his eye hath
disclosed.
I only have made a mouth of his eye
By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
MARIA  
Thou art an old lovemonger and speakest skillfully.
MARIA  
Thou art an old lovemonger and speakest skillfully.
KATHERINE  
He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
KATHERINE  
He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
ROSALINE  
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Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
but grim.
ROSALINE  
Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
but grim.
BOYET  
Do you hear, my mad wenches?
BOYET  
Do you hear, my mad wenches?
MARIA  
No.
MARIA  
No.
BOYET  
What then, do
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you see?
BOYET  
What then, do
you see?
MARIA  
Ay, our way to be gone.
MARIA  
Ay, our way to be gone.
BOYET  
You are too hard for me.
BOYET  
You are too hard for me.
They all exit.
They all exit.

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Enter the PRINCESS OF FRANCE, with three attending Ladies (ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHERINE), BOYET and other Lords.
Enter the PRINCESS OF FRANCE, with three attending Ladies (ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHERINE), BOYET and other Lords.
BOYET  
Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.
Consider who the King your father sends,
To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.
Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
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To parley with the sole inheritor
Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
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As nature was in making graces dear
When she did starve the general world besides
And prodigally gave them all to you.
BOYET  
Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits.
Consider who the King your father sends,
To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy.
Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
To parley with the sole inheritor
Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
As nature was in making graces dear
When she did starve the general world besides
And prodigally gave them all to you.
PRINCESS  
Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.
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Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
Than you much willing to be counted wise
In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
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But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
You are not ignorant all-telling fame
Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
Till painful study shall outwear three years,
No woman may approach his silent court.
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Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure, and in that behalf,
Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.
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Tell him the daughter of the King of France
On serious business craving quick dispatch,
Importunes personal conference with his Grace.
Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
PRINCESS  
Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise.
Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
Not uttered by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
Than you much willing to be counted wise
In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
You are not ignorant all-telling fame
Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
Till painful study shall outwear three years,
No woman may approach his silent court.
Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure, and in that behalf,
Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.
Tell him the daughter of the King of France
On serious business craving quick dispatch,
Importunes personal conference with his Grace.
Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
BOYET  
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Proud of employment, willingly I go.
BOYET  
Proud of employment, willingly I go.
PRINCESS  
All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
   Boyet exits.
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
PRINCESS  
All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
   Boyet exits.
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
A LORD  
Lord Longaville is one.
A LORD  
Lord Longaville is one.
PRINCESS  
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Know you the man?
PRINCESS  
Know you the man?
MARIA  
I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizèd
In Normandy, saw I this Longaville.
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A man of sovereign parts he is esteemed,
Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.
Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
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Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,
Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
It should none spare that come within his power.
MARIA  
I know him, madam. At a marriage feast
Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnizèd
In Normandy, saw I this Longaville.
A man of sovereign parts he is esteemed,
Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.
Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will,
Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
It should none spare that come within his power.
PRINCESS  
Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is ’t so?
PRINCESS  
Some merry mocking lord, belike. Is ’t so?
MARIA  
They say so most that most his humors know.
MARIA  
They say so most that most his humors know.
PRINCESS  
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Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
Who are the rest?
PRINCESS  
Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
Who are the rest?
KATHERINE  
The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,
Of all that virtue love for virtue loved.
Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
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For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
And much too little of that good I saw
Is my report to his great worthiness.
KATHERINE  
The young Dumaine, a well-accomplished youth,
Of all that virtue love for virtue loved.
Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
And much too little of that good I saw
Is my report to his great worthiness.
ROSALINE  
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Another of these students at that time
Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
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His eye begets occasion for his wit,
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
Delivers in such apt and gracious words
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That agèd ears play truant at his tales,
And younger hearings are quite ravishèd,
So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
ROSALINE  
Another of these students at that time
Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
His eye begets occasion for his wit,
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
Delivers in such apt and gracious words
That agèd ears play truant at his tales,
And younger hearings are quite ravishèd,
So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
PRINCESS  
God bless my ladies, are they all in love,
That every one her own hath garnishèd
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With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
PRINCESS  
God bless my ladies, are they all in love,
That every one her own hath garnishèd
With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
A LORD  
Here comes Boyet.
A LORD  
Here comes Boyet.
Enter BOYET.
Enter BOYET.
PRINCESS  
Now, what admittance, lord?
PRINCESS  
Now, what admittance, lord?
BOYET  
Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
And he and his competitors in oath
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Were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,
Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:
He rather means to lodge you in the field,
Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
Than seek a dispensation for his oath
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To let you enter his unpeopled house.
BOYET  
Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
And he and his competitors in oath
Were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady,
Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learned:
He rather means to lodge you in the field,
Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
Than seek a dispensation for his oath
To let you enter his unpeopled house.
Enter KING of NAVARRE, LONGAVILLE, DUMAINE, and BEROWNE.
Enter KING of NAVARRE, LONGAVILLE, DUMAINE, and BEROWNE.
Here comes Navarre.
Here comes Navarre.
KING  
Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
KING  
Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
PRINCESS  
“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome”
I have not yet. The roof of this court is too
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high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too
base to be mine.
PRINCESS  
“Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome”
I have not yet. The roof of this court is too
high to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields too
base to be mine.
KING  
You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
KING  
You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
PRINCESS  
I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither.
PRINCESS  
I will be welcome, then. Conduct me thither.
KING  
Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
KING  
Hear me, dear lady. I have sworn an oath.
PRINCESS  
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Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
PRINCESS  
Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
KING  
Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
KING  
Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
PRINCESS  
Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else.
PRINCESS  
Why, will shall break it, will and nothing else.
KING  
Your Ladyship is ignorant what it is.
KING  
Your Ladyship is ignorant what it is.
PRINCESS  
Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
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Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.
’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.
But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.
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To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
PRINCESS  
Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear your Grace hath sworn out housekeeping.
’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.
But pardon me, I am too sudden bold.
To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
She gives him a paper.
She gives him a paper.
KING  
Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
KING  
Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
PRINCESS  
You will the sooner that I were away,
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For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
PRINCESS  
You will the sooner that I were away,
For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
They walk aside while the KING reads the paper.
They walk aside while the KING reads the paper.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
ROSALINE  
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
ROSALINE  
Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
BEROWNE  
I know you did.
BEROWNE  
I know you did.
ROSALINE  
How needless was it then
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To ask the question.
ROSALINE  
How needless was it then
To ask the question.
BEROWNE  
You must not be so quick.
BEROWNE  
You must not be so quick.
ROSALINE  
’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
ROSALINE  
’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
BEROWNE  
Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast; ’twill tire.
BEROWNE  
Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast; ’twill tire.
ROSALINE  
Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
ROSALINE  
Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
BEROWNE  
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What time o’ day?
BEROWNE  
What time o’ day?
ROSALINE  
The hour that fools should ask.
ROSALINE  
The hour that fools should ask.
BEROWNE  
Now fair befall your mask.
BEROWNE  
Now fair befall your mask.
ROSALINE  
Fair fall the face it covers.
ROSALINE  
Fair fall the face it covers.
BEROWNE  
And send you many lovers.
BEROWNE  
And send you many lovers.
ROSALINE  
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Amen, so you be none.
ROSALINE  
Amen, so you be none.
BEROWNE  
Nay, then, will I be gone.
BEROWNE  
Nay, then, will I be gone.
KING, coming forward with the PRINCESS
Madam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
Being but the one half of an entire sum
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Disbursèd by my father in his wars.
But say that he or we, as neither have,
Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
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Although not valued to the money’s worth.
If then the King your father will restore
But that one half which is unsatisfied,
We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
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But that, it seems, he little purposeth;
For here he doth demand to have repaid
A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitaine—
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Which we much rather had depart withal,
And have the money by our father lent,
Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
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A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
And go well satisfied to France again.
KING, coming forward with the PRINCESS
Madam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
Being but the one half of an entire sum
Disbursèd by my father in his wars.
But say that he or we, as neither have,
Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
Although not valued to the money’s worth.
If then the King your father will restore
But that one half which is unsatisfied,
We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
But that, it seems, he little purposeth;
For here he doth demand to have repaid
A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitaine—
Which we much rather had depart withal,
And have the money by our father lent,
Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
And go well satisfied to France again.
PRINCESS  
You do the King my father too much wrong,
And wrong the reputation of your name,
In so unseeming to confess receipt
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Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
PRINCESS  
You do the King my father too much wrong,
And wrong the reputation of your name,
In so unseeming to confess receipt
Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
KING  
I do protest I never heard of it;
And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.
KING  
I do protest I never heard of it;
And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.
PRINCESS  
We arrest your word.—
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Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum from special officers
Of Charles his father.
PRINCESS  
We arrest your word.—
Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum from special officers
Of Charles his father.
KING  
Satisfy me so.
KING  
Satisfy me so.
BOYET  
So please your Grace, the packet is not come
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Where that and other specialties are bound.
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
BOYET  
So please your Grace, the packet is not come
Where that and other specialties are bound.
Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
KING  
It shall suffice me; at which interview
All liberal reason I will yield unto.
Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
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As honor (without breach of honor) may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
You may not come, fair princess, within my gates,
But here without you shall be so received
As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
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Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
KING  
It shall suffice me; at which interview
All liberal reason I will yield unto.
Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
As honor (without breach of honor) may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
You may not come, fair princess, within my gates,
But here without you shall be so received
As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
PRINCESS  
Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
PRINCESS  
Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace.
KING  
Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
KING  
Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
He exits with DUMAINE, LONGAVILLE, and Attendants.
He exits with DUMAINE, LONGAVILLE, and Attendants.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
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Lady, I will commend you to
my own heart.
BEROWNE, to ROSALINE
Lady, I will commend you to
my own heart.
ROSALINE  
Pray you, do my commendations. I would
be glad to see it.
ROSALINE  
Pray you, do my commendations. I would
be glad to see it.
BEROWNE
I would you heard it groan.
BEROWNE
I would you heard it groan.
ROSALINE  
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Is the fool sick?
ROSALINE  
Is the fool sick?
BEROWNE  
Sick at the heart.
BEROWNE  
Sick at the heart.
ROSALINE  
Alack, let it blood.
ROSALINE  
Alack, let it blood.
BEROWNE  
Would that do it good?
BEROWNE  
Would that do it good?
ROSALINE  
My physic says “ay.”
ROSALINE  
My physic says “ay.”
BEROWNE  
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Will you prick ’t with your eye?
BEROWNE  
Will you prick ’t with your eye?
ROSALINE  
No point, with my knife.
ROSALINE  
No point, with my knife.
BEROWNE  
Now God save thy life.
BEROWNE  
Now God save thy life.
ROSALINE  
And yours from long living.
ROSALINE  
And yours from long living.
BEROWNE  
I cannot stay thanksgiving.
BEROWNE  
I cannot stay thanksgiving.
He exits.
He exits.
Enter DUMAINE.
Enter DUMAINE.
DUMAINE, to BOYET
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Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
DUMAINE, to BOYET
Sir, I pray you, a word. What lady is that same?
BOYET  
The heir of Alanson, Katherine her name.
BOYET  
The heir of Alanson, Katherine her name.
DUMAINE  
A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well.
DUMAINE  
A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well.
He exits.
He exits.
Enter LONGAVILLE.
Enter LONGAVILLE.
LONGAVILLE, to BOYET
I beseech you, a word. What is she in the white?
LONGAVILLE, to BOYET
I beseech you, a word. What is she in the white?
BOYET  
A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
BOYET  
A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
LONGAVILLE  
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Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
LONGAVILLE  
Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
BOYET  
She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a
   shame.
BOYET  
She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a
   shame.
LONGAVILLE  
Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
LONGAVILLE  
Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
BOYET  
Her mother’s, I have heard.
BOYET  
Her mother’s, I have heard.
LONGAVILLE  
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God’s blessing on your beard!
LONGAVILLE  
God’s blessing on your beard!
BOYET  
Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of
Falconbridge.
BOYET  
Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of
Falconbridge.
LONGAVILLE  
Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most
sweet lady.
LONGAVILLE  
Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most
sweet lady.
BOYET  
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Not unlike, sir, that may be.
BOYET  
Not unlike, sir, that may be.
LONGAVILLE exits.
LONGAVILLE exits.
Enter BEROWNE.
Enter BEROWNE.
BEROWNE, to BOYET
What’s her name in the cap?
BEROWNE, to BOYET
What’s her name in the cap?
BOYET  
Rosaline, by good hap.
BOYET  
Rosaline, by good hap.
BEROWNE  
Is she wedded or no?
BEROWNE  
Is she wedded or no?
BOYET  
To her will, sir, or so.
BOYET  
To her will, sir, or so.
BEROWNE  
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You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BEROWNE  
You are welcome, sir. Adieu.
BOYET  
Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
BOYET  
Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
BEROWNE exits.
BEROWNE exits.
MARIA  
That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
Not a word with him but a jest.
MARIA  
That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
Not a word with him but a jest.
BOYET  
And every jest but
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a word.
BOYET  
And every jest but
a word.
PRINCESS  
It was well done of you to take him at his word.
PRINCESS  
It was well done of you to take him at his word.
BOYET  
I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
BOYET  
I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
KATHERINE  
Two hot sheeps, marry.
KATHERINE  
Two hot sheeps, marry.
BOYET  
And wherefore not ships?
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No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
BOYET  
And wherefore not ships?
No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
KATHERINE  
You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
KATHERINE  
You sheep and I pasture. Shall that finish the jest?
BOYET  
So you grant pasture for me.
BOYET  
So you grant pasture for me.
He tries to kiss her.
He tries to kiss her.
KATHERINE  
Not so, gentle beast,
My lips are no common, though several they be.
KATHERINE  
Not so, gentle beast,
My lips are no common, though several they be.
BOYET  
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Belonging to whom?
BOYET  
Belonging to whom?
KATHERINE  
To my fortunes and me.
KATHERINE  
To my fortunes and me.
PRINCESS  
Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree,
This civil war of wits were much better used
On Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
PRINCESS  
Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree,
This civil war of wits were much better used
On Navarre and his bookmen, for here ’tis abused.
BOYET  
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If my observation, which very seldom lies,
By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosèd wi’ th’ eyes,
Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
BOYET  
If my observation, which very seldom lies,
By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosèd wi’ th’ eyes,
Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
PRINCESS  
With what?
PRINCESS  
With what?
BOYET  
With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
BOYET  
With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
PRINCESS  
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Your reason?
PRINCESS  
Your reason?
BOYET  
Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.
His heart like an agate with your print impressed,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.
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His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair.
Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,
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As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they
   were glassed,
Did point you to buy them along as you passed.
His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
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That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
BOYET  
Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire.
His heart like an agate with your print impressed,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed.
His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair.
Methought all his senses were locked in his eye,
As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
Who, tend’ring their own worth from where they
   were glassed,
Did point you to buy them along as you passed.
His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
I’ll give you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
PRINCESS, to her Ladies
Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
PRINCESS, to her Ladies
Come, to our pavilion. Boyet is disposed.
BOYET  
But to speak that in words which his eye hath
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disclosed.
I only have made a mouth of his eye
By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
BOYET  
But to speak that in words which his eye hath
disclosed.
I only have made a mouth of his eye
By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
MARIA  
Thou art an old lovemonger and speakest skillfully.
MARIA  
Thou art an old lovemonger and speakest skillfully.
KATHERINE  
He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
KATHERINE  
He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
ROSALINE  
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Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
but grim.
ROSALINE  
Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
but grim.
BOYET  
Do you hear, my mad wenches?
BOYET  
Do you hear, my mad wenches?
MARIA  
No.
MARIA  
No.
BOYET  
What then, do
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you see?
BOYET  
What then, do
you see?
MARIA  
Ay, our way to be gone.
MARIA  
Ay, our way to be gone.
BOYET  
You are too hard for me.
BOYET  
You are too hard for me.
They all exit.
They all exit.

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