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Enter HOLOFERNES THE PEDANT, NATHANIEL THE CURATE, and DULL THE CONSTABLE.
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Enter HOLOFERNES THE PEDANT, NATHANIEL THE CURATE, and DULL THE CONSTABLE.
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HOLOFERNES
Satis quid sufficit.
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HOLOFERNES
Satis quid sufficit.
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NATHANIEL
I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at
dinner have been sharp and sententious, pleasant
without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious
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without impudency, learned without opinion,and strange without heresy. I did converse this
quondam day with a companion of the King’s, who
is intituled, nominated, or called Don Adriano de
Armado.
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NATHANIEL
I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at
dinner have been sharp and sententious, pleasant
without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious
without impudency, learned without opinion,
and strange without heresy. I did converse this
quondam day with a companion of the King’s, who
is intituled, nominated, or called Don Adriano de
Armado.
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HOLOFERNES
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Novi hominem tanquam te. His humoris lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed,
his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
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were, too peregrinate, as I may call it. |
HOLOFERNES
Novi hominem tanquam te. His humor
is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed,
his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
were, too peregrinate, as I may call it.
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NATHANIEL
A most singular and choice epithet.
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NATHANIEL
A most singular and choice epithet.
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Draw out his table book.
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Draw out his table book.
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HOLOFERNES
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor
such fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
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0point-devise companions, such rackers of orthography,as to speak “dout,” fine, when he should
say “doubt”; “det” when he should pronounce
“debt”—d, e, b, t, not d, e, t. He clepeth a calf
“cauf,” half “hauf,” neighbor vocatur “nebor”;
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neigh abbreviated ne. This is abhominable—whichhe would call “abominable.” It insinuateth me of
insanie. Ne intelligis, domine? To make frantic,
lunatic.
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HOLOFERNES
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor
such fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
0point-devise companions, such rackers of orthography,
as to speak “dout,” fine, when he should
say “doubt”; “det” when he should pronounce
“debt”—d, e, b, t, not d, e, t. He clepeth a calf
“cauf,” half “hauf,” neighbor vocatur “nebor”;
neigh abbreviated ne. This is abhominable—which
he would call “abominable.” It insinuateth me of
insanie. Ne intelligis, domine? To make frantic,
lunatic.
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NATHANIEL
Laus Deo, bone intelligo.
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NATHANIEL
Laus Deo, bone intelligo.
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HOLOFERNES
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Bone? Bone for bene? Priscian a littlescratched; ’twill serve.
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HOLOFERNES
Bone? Bone for bene? Priscian a little
scratched; ’twill serve.
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Enter ARMADO THE BRAGGART, BOY, and COSTARD.
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Enter ARMADO THE BRAGGART, BOY, and COSTARD.
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NATHANIEL
Videsne quis venit?
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NATHANIEL
Videsne quis venit?
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HOLOFERNES
Video, et gaudeo.
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HOLOFERNES
Video, et gaudeo.
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ARMADO
Chirrah.
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ARMADO
Chirrah.
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HOLOFERNES
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Quare “chirrah,” not “sirrah”? |
HOLOFERNES
Quare “chirrah,” not “sirrah”?
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ARMADO
Men of peace, well encountered.
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ARMADO
Men of peace, well encountered.
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HOLOFERNES
Most military sir, salutation.
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HOLOFERNES
Most military sir, salutation.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
They have been at a great feast
of languages and stolen the scraps.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
They have been at a great feast
of languages and stolen the scraps.
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COSTARD, aside to BOY
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O, they have lived long on thealmsbasket of words. I marvel thy master hath not
eaten thee for a word, for thou art not so long by the
head as honorificabilitudinitatibus. Thou art easier
swallowed than a flapdragon.
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COSTARD, aside to BOY
O, they have lived long on the
almsbasket of words. I marvel thy master hath not
eaten thee for a word, for thou art not so long by the
head as honorificabilitudinitatibus. Thou art easier
swallowed than a flapdragon.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
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Peace, the peal begins. |
BOY, aside to COSTARD
Peace, the peal begins.
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Monsieur, are you not
lettered?
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Monsieur, are you not
lettered?
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BOY
Yes, yes, he teaches boys the hornbook.—What is
a, b spelled backward, with the horn on his head?
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BOY
Yes, yes, he teaches boys the hornbook.—What is
a, b spelled backward, with the horn on his head?
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HOLOFERNES
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Ba, pueritia, with a horn added. |
HOLOFERNES
Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.
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BOY
Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—You hear his
learning.
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BOY
Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—You hear his
learning.
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HOLOFERNES
Quis, quis, thou consonant?
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HOLOFERNES
Quis, quis, thou consonant?
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BOY
The last of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
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the fifth, if I. |
BOY
The last of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
the fifth, if I.
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HOLOFERNES
I will repeat them: a, e, i—
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HOLOFERNES
I will repeat them: a, e, i—
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BOY
The sheep. The other two concludes it: o, u.
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BOY
The sheep. The other two concludes it: o, u.
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ARMADO
Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum,
a sweet touch, a quick venue of wit! Snip, snap,
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quick and home. It rejoiceth my intellect. Truewit.
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ARMADO
Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum,
a sweet touch, a quick venue of wit! Snip, snap,
quick and home. It rejoiceth my intellect. True
wit.
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BOY
Offered by a child to an old man—which is
wit-old.
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BOY
Offered by a child to an old man—which is
wit-old.
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HOLOFERNES
What is the figure? What is the figure?
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HOLOFERNES
What is the figure? What is the figure?
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BOY
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Horns. |
BOY
Horns.
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HOLOFERNES
Thou disputes like an infant. Go whip thy
gig.
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HOLOFERNES
Thou disputes like an infant. Go whip thy
gig.
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BOY
Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip
about your infamy—unum cita—a gig of a cuckold’s
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horn. |
BOY
Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip
about your infamy—unum cita—a gig of a cuckold’s
horn.
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COSTARD
An I had but one penny in the world, thou
shouldst have it to buy gingerbread! Hold, there is
the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou
halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion.
75 He gives him money.
O, an the heavens wereso pleased that thou wert but my bastard, what a
joyful father wouldest thou make me! Go to, thou
hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers’ ends, as they say.
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COSTARD
An I had but one penny in the world, thou
shouldst have it to buy gingerbread! Hold, there is
the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou
halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion.
He gives him money.
O, an the heavens wereso pleased that thou wert but my bastard, what a
joyful father wouldest thou make me! Go to, thou
hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers’ ends, as they say.
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HOLOFERNES
Oh, I smell false Latin! Dunghill for
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unguem. |
HOLOFERNES
Oh, I smell false Latin! Dunghill for
unguem.
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ARMADO
Arts-man, preambulate. We will be singuled
from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at
the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
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ARMADO
Arts-man, preambulate. We will be singuled
from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at
the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
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HOLOFERNES
Or mons, the hill.
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HOLOFERNES
Mountain—it’s more of a hill. |
ARMADO
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At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. |
ARMADO
At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain.
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HOLOFERNES
I do, sans question.
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HOLOFERNES
I do, sans question.
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ARMADO
Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and
affection to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion
in the posteriors of this day, which the rude
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multitude call the afternoon. |
ARMADO
Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and
affection to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion
in the posteriors of this day, which the rude
multitude call the afternoon.
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HOLOFERNES
“The posterior of the day,” most generous
sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for
“the afternoon”; the word is well culled, chose,
sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure.
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HOLOFERNES
“The posterior of the day,” most generous
sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for
“the afternoon”; the word is well culled, chose,
sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure.
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ARMADO
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Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and myfamiliar, I do assure you, very good friend. For
what is inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech
thee, remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee apparel
thy head. And among other important and most
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serious designs, and of great import indeed, too—but let that pass; for I must tell thee, it will please his
Grace, by the world, sometimes to lean upon my
poor shoulder and with his royal finger thus dally
with my excrement, with my mustachio—but,
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sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount nofable! Some certain special honors it pleaseth his
Greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
travel, that hath seen the world—but let that pass.
The very all of all is—but sweetheart, I do implore
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secrecy—that the King would have me present thePrincess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation,
or show, or pageant, or antic, or firework.
Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet
self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking
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out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted youwithal to the end to crave your assistance.
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ARMADO
Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and my
familiar, I do assure you, very good friend. For
what is inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech
thee, remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee apparel
thy head. And among other important and most
serious designs, and of great import indeed, too—
but let that pass; for I must tell thee, it will please his
Grace, by the world, sometimes to lean upon my
poor shoulder and with his royal finger thus dally
with my excrement, with my mustachio—but,
sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no
fable! Some certain special honors it pleaseth his
Greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
travel, that hath seen the world—but let that pass.
The very all of all is—but sweetheart, I do implore
secrecy—that the King would have me present the
Princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation,
or show, or pageant, or antic, or firework.
Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet
self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking
out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you
withal to the end to crave your assistance.
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HOLOFERNES
Sir, you shall present before her the Nine
Worthies.—Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some
entertainment of time, some show in the posterior
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of this day, to be rendered by our assistance, theKing’s command, and this most gallant, illustrate,
and learned gentleman, before the Princess—I say,
none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies.
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HOLOFERNES
Sir, you shall present before her the Nine
Worthies.—Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some
entertainment of time, some show in the posterior
of this day, to be rendered by our assistance, the
King’s command, and this most gallant, illustrate,
and learned gentleman, before the Princess—I say,
none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies.
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NATHANIEL
Where will you find men worthy enough to
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present them? |
NATHANIEL
Where will you find men worthy enough to
present them?
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HOLOFERNES
Joshua, yourself; myself; and this gallant
gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus. This swain, because
of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey
the Great; the page, Hercules—
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HOLOFERNES
Joshua, yourself; myself; and this gallant
gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus. This swain, because
of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey
the Great; the page, Hercules—
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ARMADO
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Pardon, sir—error. He is not quantityenough for that Worthy’s thumb; he is not so big as
the end of his club!
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ARMADO
Pardon, sir—error. He is not quantity
enough for that Worthy’s thumb; he is not so big as
the end of his club!
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HOLOFERNES
Shall I have audience? He shall present
Hercules in minority. His enter and exit shall be
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strangling a snake; and I will have an apology forthat purpose.
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HOLOFERNES
Shall I have audience? He shall present
Hercules in minority. His enter and exit shall be
strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for
that purpose.
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BOY
An excellent device. So, if any of the audience
hiss, you may cry “Well done, Hercules, now thou
crushest the snake.” That is the way to make an
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offense gracious, though few have the grace to do it. |
BOY
An excellent device. So, if any of the audience
hiss, you may cry “Well done, Hercules, now thou
crushest the snake.” That is the way to make an
offense gracious, though few have the grace to do it.
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ARMADO
For the rest of the Worthies?
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ARMADO
For the rest of the Worthies?
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HOLOFERNES
I will play three myself.
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HOLOFERNES
I will play three myself.
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BOY
Thrice-worthy gentleman!
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BOY
Thrice-worthy gentleman!
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Shall I tell you a thing?
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Shall I tell you a thing?
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HOLOFERNES
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We attend. |
HOLOFERNES
We attend.
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ARMADO
We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I
beseech you, follow.
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ARMADO
We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I
beseech you, follow.
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HOLOFERNES
Via, goodman Dull. Thou hast spoken no
word all this while.
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HOLOFERNES
Via, goodman Dull. Thou hast spoken no
word all this while.
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DULL
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Nor understood none neither, sir. |
DULL
Nor understood none neither, sir.
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HOLOFERNES
Allons! We will employ thee.
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HOLOFERNES
Allons! We will employ thee.
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DULL
I’ll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on
the tabor to the Worthies and let them dance the
hay.
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DULL
I’ll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on
the tabor to the Worthies and let them dance the
hay.
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HOLOFERNES
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Most dull, honest Dull. To our sport!Away.
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HOLOFERNES
Most dull, honest Dull. To our sport!
Away.
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They exit.
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They exit.
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Original Text |
Modern Text |
Enter HOLOFERNES THE PEDANT, NATHANIEL THE CURATE, and DULL THE CONSTABLE.
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Enter HOLOFERNES THE PEDANT, NATHANIEL THE CURATE, and DULL THE CONSTABLE.
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HOLOFERNES
Satis quid sufficit.
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HOLOFERNES
Satis quid sufficit.
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NATHANIEL
I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at
dinner have been sharp and sententious, pleasant
without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious
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without impudency, learned without opinion,and strange without heresy. I did converse this
quondam day with a companion of the King’s, who
is intituled, nominated, or called Don Adriano de
Armado.
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NATHANIEL
I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at
dinner have been sharp and sententious, pleasant
without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious
without impudency, learned without opinion,
and strange without heresy. I did converse this
quondam day with a companion of the King’s, who
is intituled, nominated, or called Don Adriano de
Armado.
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HOLOFERNES
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Novi hominem tanquam te. His humoris lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed,
his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
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were, too peregrinate, as I may call it. |
HOLOFERNES
Novi hominem tanquam te. His humor
is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed,
his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
were, too peregrinate, as I may call it.
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NATHANIEL
A most singular and choice epithet.
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NATHANIEL
A most singular and choice epithet.
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Draw out his table book.
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Draw out his table book.
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HOLOFERNES
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor
such fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
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0point-devise companions, such rackers of orthography,as to speak “dout,” fine, when he should
say “doubt”; “det” when he should pronounce
“debt”—d, e, b, t, not d, e, t. He clepeth a calf
“cauf,” half “hauf,” neighbor vocatur “nebor”;
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neigh abbreviated ne. This is abhominable—whichhe would call “abominable.” It insinuateth me of
insanie. Ne intelligis, domine? To make frantic,
lunatic.
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HOLOFERNES
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity
finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor
such fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
0point-devise companions, such rackers of orthography,
as to speak “dout,” fine, when he should
say “doubt”; “det” when he should pronounce
“debt”—d, e, b, t, not d, e, t. He clepeth a calf
“cauf,” half “hauf,” neighbor vocatur “nebor”;
neigh abbreviated ne. This is abhominable—which
he would call “abominable.” It insinuateth me of
insanie. Ne intelligis, domine? To make frantic,
lunatic.
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NATHANIEL
Laus Deo, bone intelligo.
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NATHANIEL
Laus Deo, bone intelligo.
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HOLOFERNES
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Bone? Bone for bene? Priscian a littlescratched; ’twill serve.
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HOLOFERNES
Bone? Bone for bene? Priscian a little
scratched; ’twill serve.
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Enter ARMADO THE BRAGGART, BOY, and COSTARD.
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Enter ARMADO THE BRAGGART, BOY, and COSTARD.
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NATHANIEL
Videsne quis venit?
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NATHANIEL
Videsne quis venit?
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HOLOFERNES
Video, et gaudeo.
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HOLOFERNES
Video, et gaudeo.
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ARMADO
Chirrah.
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ARMADO
Chirrah.
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HOLOFERNES
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Quare “chirrah,” not “sirrah”? |
HOLOFERNES
Quare “chirrah,” not “sirrah”?
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ARMADO
Men of peace, well encountered.
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ARMADO
Men of peace, well encountered.
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HOLOFERNES
Most military sir, salutation.
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HOLOFERNES
Most military sir, salutation.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
They have been at a great feast
of languages and stolen the scraps.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
They have been at a great feast
of languages and stolen the scraps.
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COSTARD, aside to BOY
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O, they have lived long on thealmsbasket of words. I marvel thy master hath not
eaten thee for a word, for thou art not so long by the
head as honorificabilitudinitatibus. Thou art easier
swallowed than a flapdragon.
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COSTARD, aside to BOY
O, they have lived long on the
almsbasket of words. I marvel thy master hath not
eaten thee for a word, for thou art not so long by the
head as honorificabilitudinitatibus. Thou art easier
swallowed than a flapdragon.
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BOY, aside to COSTARD
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Peace, the peal begins. |
BOY, aside to COSTARD
Peace, the peal begins.
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Monsieur, are you not
lettered?
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Monsieur, are you not
lettered?
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BOY
Yes, yes, he teaches boys the hornbook.—What is
a, b spelled backward, with the horn on his head?
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BOY
Yes, yes, he teaches boys the hornbook.—What is
a, b spelled backward, with the horn on his head?
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HOLOFERNES
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Ba, pueritia, with a horn added. |
HOLOFERNES
Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.
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BOY
Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—You hear his
learning.
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BOY
Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—You hear his
learning.
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HOLOFERNES
Quis, quis, thou consonant?
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HOLOFERNES
Quis, quis, thou consonant?
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BOY
The last of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
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the fifth, if I. |
BOY
The last of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
the fifth, if I.
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HOLOFERNES
I will repeat them: a, e, i—
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HOLOFERNES
I will repeat them: a, e, i—
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BOY
The sheep. The other two concludes it: o, u.
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BOY
The sheep. The other two concludes it: o, u.
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ARMADO
Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum,
a sweet touch, a quick venue of wit! Snip, snap,
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quick and home. It rejoiceth my intellect. Truewit.
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ARMADO
Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum,
a sweet touch, a quick venue of wit! Snip, snap,
quick and home. It rejoiceth my intellect. True
wit.
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BOY
Offered by a child to an old man—which is
wit-old.
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BOY
Offered by a child to an old man—which is
wit-old.
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HOLOFERNES
What is the figure? What is the figure?
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HOLOFERNES
What is the figure? What is the figure?
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BOY
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Horns. |
BOY
Horns.
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HOLOFERNES
Thou disputes like an infant. Go whip thy
gig.
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HOLOFERNES
Thou disputes like an infant. Go whip thy
gig.
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BOY
Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip
about your infamy—unum cita—a gig of a cuckold’s
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horn. |
BOY
Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip
about your infamy—unum cita—a gig of a cuckold’s
horn.
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COSTARD
An I had but one penny in the world, thou
shouldst have it to buy gingerbread! Hold, there is
the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou
halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion.
75 He gives him money.
O, an the heavens wereso pleased that thou wert but my bastard, what a
joyful father wouldest thou make me! Go to, thou
hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers’ ends, as they say.
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COSTARD
An I had but one penny in the world, thou
shouldst have it to buy gingerbread! Hold, there is
the very remuneration I had of thy master, thou
halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion.
He gives him money.
O, an the heavens wereso pleased that thou wert but my bastard, what a
joyful father wouldest thou make me! Go to, thou
hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers’ ends, as they say.
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HOLOFERNES
Oh, I smell false Latin! Dunghill for
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unguem. |
HOLOFERNES
Oh, I smell false Latin! Dunghill for
unguem.
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ARMADO
Arts-man, preambulate. We will be singuled
from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at
the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
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ARMADO
Arts-man, preambulate. We will be singuled
from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at
the charge-house on the top of the mountain?
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HOLOFERNES
Or mons, the hill.
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HOLOFERNES
Mountain—it’s more of a hill. |
ARMADO
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At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. |
ARMADO
At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain.
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HOLOFERNES
I do, sans question.
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HOLOFERNES
I do, sans question.
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ARMADO
Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and
affection to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion
in the posteriors of this day, which the rude
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multitude call the afternoon. |
ARMADO
Sir, it is the King’s most sweet pleasure and
affection to congratulate the Princess at her pavilion
in the posteriors of this day, which the rude
multitude call the afternoon.
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HOLOFERNES
“The posterior of the day,” most generous
sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for
“the afternoon”; the word is well culled, chose,
sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure.
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HOLOFERNES
“The posterior of the day,” most generous
sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for
“the afternoon”; the word is well culled, chose,
sweet, and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assure.
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ARMADO
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Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and myfamiliar, I do assure you, very good friend. For
what is inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech
thee, remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee apparel
thy head. And among other important and most
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serious designs, and of great import indeed, too—but let that pass; for I must tell thee, it will please his
Grace, by the world, sometimes to lean upon my
poor shoulder and with his royal finger thus dally
with my excrement, with my mustachio—but,
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sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount nofable! Some certain special honors it pleaseth his
Greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
travel, that hath seen the world—but let that pass.
The very all of all is—but sweetheart, I do implore
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secrecy—that the King would have me present thePrincess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation,
or show, or pageant, or antic, or firework.
Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet
self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking
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out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted youwithal to the end to crave your assistance.
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ARMADO
Sir, the King is a noble gentleman, and my
familiar, I do assure you, very good friend. For
what is inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech
thee, remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee apparel
thy head. And among other important and most
serious designs, and of great import indeed, too—
but let that pass; for I must tell thee, it will please his
Grace, by the world, sometimes to lean upon my
poor shoulder and with his royal finger thus dally
with my excrement, with my mustachio—but,
sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no
fable! Some certain special honors it pleaseth his
Greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
travel, that hath seen the world—but let that pass.
The very all of all is—but sweetheart, I do implore
secrecy—that the King would have me present the
Princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation,
or show, or pageant, or antic, or firework.
Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet
self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking
out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you
withal to the end to crave your assistance.
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HOLOFERNES
Sir, you shall present before her the Nine
Worthies.—Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some
entertainment of time, some show in the posterior
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of this day, to be rendered by our assistance, theKing’s command, and this most gallant, illustrate,
and learned gentleman, before the Princess—I say,
none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies.
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HOLOFERNES
Sir, you shall present before her the Nine
Worthies.—Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some
entertainment of time, some show in the posterior
of this day, to be rendered by our assistance, the
King’s command, and this most gallant, illustrate,
and learned gentleman, before the Princess—I say,
none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies.
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NATHANIEL
Where will you find men worthy enough to
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present them? |
NATHANIEL
Where will you find men worthy enough to
present them?
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HOLOFERNES
Joshua, yourself; myself; and this gallant
gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus. This swain, because
of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey
the Great; the page, Hercules—
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HOLOFERNES
Joshua, yourself; myself; and this gallant
gentleman, Judas Maccabaeus. This swain, because
of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey
the Great; the page, Hercules—
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ARMADO
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Pardon, sir—error. He is not quantityenough for that Worthy’s thumb; he is not so big as
the end of his club!
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ARMADO
Pardon, sir—error. He is not quantity
enough for that Worthy’s thumb; he is not so big as
the end of his club!
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HOLOFERNES
Shall I have audience? He shall present
Hercules in minority. His enter and exit shall be
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strangling a snake; and I will have an apology forthat purpose.
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HOLOFERNES
Shall I have audience? He shall present
Hercules in minority. His enter and exit shall be
strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for
that purpose.
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BOY
An excellent device. So, if any of the audience
hiss, you may cry “Well done, Hercules, now thou
crushest the snake.” That is the way to make an
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offense gracious, though few have the grace to do it. |
BOY
An excellent device. So, if any of the audience
hiss, you may cry “Well done, Hercules, now thou
crushest the snake.” That is the way to make an
offense gracious, though few have the grace to do it.
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ARMADO
For the rest of the Worthies?
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ARMADO
For the rest of the Worthies?
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HOLOFERNES
I will play three myself.
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HOLOFERNES
I will play three myself.
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BOY
Thrice-worthy gentleman!
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BOY
Thrice-worthy gentleman!
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Shall I tell you a thing?
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ARMADO, to HOLOFERNES
Shall I tell you a thing?
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HOLOFERNES
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We attend. |
HOLOFERNES
We attend.
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ARMADO
We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I
beseech you, follow.
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ARMADO
We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I
beseech you, follow.
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HOLOFERNES
Via, goodman Dull. Thou hast spoken no
word all this while.
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HOLOFERNES
Via, goodman Dull. Thou hast spoken no
word all this while.
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DULL
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Nor understood none neither, sir. |
DULL
Nor understood none neither, sir.
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HOLOFERNES
Allons! We will employ thee.
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HOLOFERNES
Allons! We will employ thee.
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DULL
I’ll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on
the tabor to the Worthies and let them dance the
hay.
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DULL
I’ll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on
the tabor to the Worthies and let them dance the
hay.
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HOLOFERNES
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Most dull, honest Dull. To our sport!Away.
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HOLOFERNES
Most dull, honest Dull. To our sport!
Away.
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They exit.
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They exit.
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