If you’re anything like me, then you’ve been waiting for season 6 of Schitt’s Creek to hit Netflix ever since season 5 of Schitt’s Creek hit Netflix. Like me, I bet you’ve also eaten an irresponsible amount of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups today and haven’t done laundry since June (at this point the dryer is less a “dryer” and really more of a “second closet”), but let’s just focus on the positives.
Such as, for instance, the fact that season 6 of Schitt’s Creek is finally out on Netflix, and whatever misguided ex of yours generously granted you their password has yet to change it. It’s a good day! To celebrate, here are the books on your English syllabus summed up in iconic Schitt’s Creek quotes.