Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past twenty years, you probably know about Harry Potter. It’s a worldwide phenomenon that has been credited with both 1) getting kids to like reading, and 2) getting people to use words like “Hogwarts” and “Hufflepuff” with a straight face.
And unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past four HUNDRED years, you probably know about William Shakespeare. The guy wrote a ton of plays and was the first person to use the word “elbow” as a verb.
Since you already know about both of those things, we’ll get right into it. Here are all the Harry Potter books, summed up in Shakespeare quotes.