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How Fictional Characters Would Break Up With You Over Text

Breaking up can be tough. One minute you’re in love, the next minute you’re returning his letters and he’s plotting to murder his uncle.

I think we, as a collective society, have come to the conclusion that breaking up with someone over text is typically Not a Good Thing To Do. But sometimes there are exceptions, like if you hate face-to-face confrontation and you’re fictional.