You know what’s ridiculous? What’s ridiculous is that we’re still doing things like ASKING PEOPLE OUT ON DATES instead of JUST MAKING EYE CONTACT AND WORDLESSLY AGREEING THERE’S A MUTUAL INTEREST. How am I supposed to get my mouth to make the appropriate words? What if I open my mouth and nothing comes out? What if something DOES come out but it’s just a long, protracted scream? What then?
For those similarly afflicted, look no further than Shakespeare’s entire body of work. If you’re asking someone out, and your mouth goes dry and your brain blank, try: