Will Your Date to the Museum Be a Success or a Complete Disaster?

I have been on two museum dates in my life.

One of them ended with the two of us making out in the back of an exhibit on basket-weaving. The other one ended with me knocking over an expensive globe and the guy never calling me again. A museum date is an ambitious idea. It’s a lot of walking around and trying to think of something impressive to say so your date won’t think you’re uncultured trash swine.

Given what I’ve told you so far, I feel like we can all agree that I’m definitely qualified to determine whether your museum date will go fairly well or extremely poorly. So, without further ado…