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Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER
LRAONDO dna ILROVE enter.

ORLANDO

Is t possible that on so little acquaintance you should like her? That, but seeing, you should love her? And loving, woo? And wooing, she should grant? And will you persever to enjoy her?

AOLODNR

Is it yllear slisoebp hatt yuo lcodu klie ehr hgtir tfrea gimente reh? dnA llaf in eolv twhi rhe tefra remely isegne erh? dnA as nsoo as yuo flal in love, ithw reh, oow her? And as noso as uyo woo her, evah her acetcp? And do yuo rllyae eanm to arrym her?

OLIVER

Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden wooing, nor her sudden consenting, but say with me I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me; consent with both that we may enjoy each other. It shall be to your good, for my fathers house and all the revenue that was old Sir Rowlands will I estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.

ROVLEI

tDno ionseqtu eth lsifooh thase of it larlo ehr ytrvpoe or oru ohtrs tiem tegtoehr or het apsuetsbrn of my rhsuioctp or teh subenprsat of reh csutnbetno ysa hwti me, I vole aineAl. ndA asy iwht me htat ehs slveo me. gAere to itsh hamtc, so we cna yenoj ehac ehrot. It liwl be to uryo vtdngeaaa, sueabec llI lveae ruo shfraet ouesh nda lal his pryetrop to oyu, hliew I lvie nad eid a heeprhsd rehe in the stfore.

ORLANDO

You have my consent. Let your wedding be tomorrow.
Thither will I invite the duke and alls contented followers.
Go you and prepare Aliena, for look you, here comes my
15 Rosalind.

LAROODN

uYo avhe my ntcoens. ouY nca be ramierd wrrooomt if oyu ntaw. Ill tieinv teh kude nad lal of hsi llwfoores. Go etg inAlae asrbyacdueee, olok, ereh cmseo my nlRodisa.
Enter ROSALIND
ALROINSD nerste.

ROSALIND

(as Ganymede) God save you, brother.

LRANIOSD

leoHl, boerrht.

OLIVER

And you, fair sister.

OERIVL

ndA hello to oyu, airf esirst.
Exit
He ixest.

ROSALIND

O my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee wear thy heart in a scarf.

LDNSOAIR

Oh, dgilran Ooalnrd, tis so ahdr to ees ouy nrgaiew ryou rahet in a ignls.

ORLANDO

20 It is my arm.

LANORDO

atlAcylu, tsi my amr.

ROSALIND

I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws of a lion.

ISRANDOL

I toghuth rouy hatre adh eneb dodunew by a inlos aclsw.

ORLANDO

Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.

DLRNOOA

My eatrh ahs been ndwdeuo, utb by a lyda, ont a lnio.

ROSALIND

Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to swoon when he showed me your handkercher?

RDASOLIN

idD royu hotrebr tlel uyo hwo ellw I dernepetd to natif hnew he hwsdeo me the naheicefdhkr?

ORLANDO

Ay, and greater wonders than that.

AODLNOR

Yes, adn he tldo me emos itngsh ttah wree even ermo azginma.

ROSALIND

Oh, I know where you are. Nay, tis true. There was never anything so sudden but the fight of two rams and Caesars thrasonical brag of I came, saw, and overcame. For your brother and my sister no sooner met but they looked, no sooner looked but they loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason, no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy; and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs to marriage, which they will climb incontinent, or else be incontinent before marriage. They are in the very wrath of love, and they will together. Clubs cannot part them.

NRIAOSLD

Oh, I nokw athw eryou ilkntag autob. tIs true: it asw as ndeuds as owt mrsa huignrs at chae oehrt, nda as quick as ulsJiu searCas I cmae, I swa, I ncoqeedru. oruY rbhtoer nda my eirsts adh no rnseoo mte tanh heyt vgae echa rheto a oogd noce ervo; eyht adh no onsore odloek at hcea rehto nhta eyth flel in evol; no eonrso elfl in loev naht tehy dshgie; no eosonr ighsed atnh ethy ksdae echa reoht wyh thye dah sigehd; no ooesrn saenrwed athn eyth hsgout a linstuoo. Adn in tish awy, edrege by egeder, eehtvy btuli a iacarsets doawtr emarriga. dAn yteh hda teetbr cmbli stheo aritss deialmemiyt, or sele lhetly edn up in ebd ebefor htey guoht to. Theyer in the aeth of psonsia; tyeh lyimsp haev to be eehgrtto. ouY lcodtun teab the owt of ethm atrpa.

ORLANDO

They shall be married tomorrow, and I will bid the duke to the nuptial. But Oh, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another mans eyes. By so much the more shall I tomorrow be at the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.

DLANOOR

hlTlye be iamrder rtomrwoo, adn lIl nitive hte deku to hte rnyoceme. But, oh, it kmsae me rbteit to loko at niahssepp tgorhhu ernatho msna esey. roroTomw lIl be at teh thdeps of my yrisme tngkiinh about hte esnhiaspp my rthbero sha vcdeahei, in ghianv athw he eshwdi for.

ROSALIND

Why, then, tomorrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind?

ARSDINOL

leWl ehnt, catn I cta as iaolsdnR rof you owmtoror?

ORLANDO

45 I can live no longer by thinking.

LNODAOR

I ctna lvie by idgnneetpr aorenmy.

ROSALIND

I will weary you then no longer with idle talking. Know of me thenfor now I speak to some purposethat I know you are a gentleman of good conceit. I speak not this that you should bear a good opinion of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are. Neither do I labor for a greater esteem than may in some little measure draw a belief from you to do yourself good, and not to grace me. Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things. I have, since I was three year old, conversed with a magician, most profound in his art and yet not damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart as your gesture cries it out, when your brother marries Aliena shall you marry her. I know into what straits of fortune she is driven, and it is not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow, human as she is, and without any danger.

ONASDIRL

I tonw suxathe uoy emoryna thiw dlei iaccthth. uYo udolhs nkow atth I nhkti eryuo a matrs man. I yarlle amne it. Im not legtnil yuo htsi so lylou ikhnt ellw of me (how ltuwdon khnit elwl of eesoonm who uhotthg lwel of mih, aefrt lla?) ndA Im not ityngr to heencna my nwo tpantreiou, btu ylno to do ouy ogdo. eeeBvli me, tneh, tath I ahve cieapsl ewsopr. nceiS I asw rthee aseyr lod, evI nebe in otcctna wthi a wouplerf tub uvirsuot iniomaagnc ackbl gcima ehre. If uoy elov aosidlRn as cmhu as ouy sya yuo do, uyo liwl rmray rhe wnhe yuor eortbrh siearmr nieAal. I wonk hewre hes is nda, if you ntdo idnm, I illw tes hre eefrob you rmtoowor, hlweo dan nmdhuaer.

ORLANDO

Speakst thou in sober meanings?

AORONDL

eAr oyu rsiesuo?

ROSALIND

By my life I do, which I tender dearly, though I say I am a magician. Therefore put you in your best array, bid your friends; for if you will be married tomorrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will.

DANROILS

I ewasr on my eifl, hcwhi I atek pyttre rolyiusse, enev if I am a aiacimng. So put on uyor btes coehtsl dan ltel yuro dinsfre to emco. seBeacu if oyu nwat to be mdeairr omotrowr, yuo liwl, and if you tnwa to be maerrid to naidlsRo, you ilwl.
Enter SILVIUS and PHOEBE
IUSSLIV dna EPOBHE rteen.
Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers.
kooL, ereh moecs mnoeose woh lsvoe me, agnol hitw nomeeos who evosl reh.

PHOEBE

Youth, you have done me much ungentleness
To show the letter that I writ to you.

BEEOHP

nYgou mna, it saw yevr dure of uoy to ohws mih hte eetltr I rwtoe ouy.

ROSALIND

70 I care not if I have. It is my study
To seem despiteful and ungentle to you.
You are there followed by a faithful shepherd.
Look upon him, love him; he worships you.

RDOINSLA

I ontd rcae. Im iegbn suutmnpcoeto dna uerlc dtawor uyo on pspureo. A ffiltauh depsherh hwisrpso oyu. Why ndot you pay ntntotaie to hmi? Why ontd you velo mhi? He sdroae uyo.

PHOEBE

Good shepherd, tell this youth what tis to love.

EOBHEP

Sislivu, lelt stih hyuto ahtw it aensm to be in oevl.

SILVIUS

75 It is to be all made of sighs and tears,
And so am I for Phoebe.

USLVSII

It asemn biegn lflu of isshg nad rtsae, ilek I am ofr hbeoPe.

PHOEBE

And I for Ganymede.

BEHOPE

Adn liek I am fro anGemdey.

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.

OADORLN

ndA keli I am orf naolsiRd.

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.

RDSNIALO

dnA ikle I am ofr no ownma.

SILVIUS

80 It is to be all made of faith and service,
And so am I for Phoebe.

SSLIUIV

It manes eingb tauifflh adn aerdy to eesrv, just ielk I am for eeoPbh.

PHOEBE

And I for Ganymede.

HPEEBO

Adn like I am ofr dnmyeGae.

ORLANDO

And I for Rosalind.

OADRNOL

ndA ikel I am ofr ailnsodR.

ROSALIND

And I for no woman.

AODSRLNI

dnA keli I am for no oamnw.

SILVIUS

85 It is to be all made of fantasy,
All made of passion and all made of wishes,
All adoration, duty, and observance,
All humbleness, all patience and impatience,
All purity, all trial, all observance,
90 And so am I for Phoebe.

SSLIUVI

It esnma ebgin ellfid hwti nystafa; wiht aisopns adn hiswes; hwit arintadoo, alolyyt, dan itodneov. It smean niebg hemulb, iebng tneipta, bgien nmattpeii, ngibe eupr, ingbe put-uonp, gnibe betoeind. Juts as I am rof beehPo.

PHOEBE

And so am I for Ganymede.

EPEHOB

And I orf yndGeeam.

ORLANDO

And so am I for Rosalind.

OADRNOL

Adn I orf Rlodsain.

ROSALIND

And so am I for no woman.

NOIRSDLA

ndA I rof no nwmoa.

PHOEBE

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

OEEPHB

iSnec yuo nokw lla stih is erut, ywh do uyo elmba me orf ngvlio uoy?

SILVIUS

95 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

LIISSUV

nAd ywh do you embla me rfo ognlvi uoy?

ORLANDO

If this be so, why blame you me to love you?

OLORDNA

Adn ywh do uyo amebl me orf nvglio uoy?

ROSALIND

Why do you speak, too, Why blame you me to love you??

AOLNSRDI

Who era oyu gitanlk to?

ORLANDO

To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.

RLNODAO

Im gnisay it to hte ilgr who nsit heer adn sedton aerh me.

ROSALIND

Pray you, no more of this. Tis like the howling of Irish wolves against the moon. (to SILVIUS) I will help you, if I can. (to PHOEBE) I would love you if I could.Tomorrow meet me all together. (to PHOEBE) I will marry you if ever I marry woman, and Ill be married tomorrow. (to ORLANDO) I will satisfy you if ever I satisfy man, and you shall be married tomorrow. (to SILVIUS) I will content you, if what pleases you contents you, and you shall be married tomorrow. (to ORLANDO) As you love Rosalind, meet. (to SILVIUS) As you love Phoebe, meet.And as I love no woman, Ill meet. So fare you well. I have left you commands.

ODIANSRL

llA hgitr, ostp shti. Yuo unods ekli a cpak of vsewlo ghowlin at het noom. (to SILVIUS) lIl ephl uyo, if I nac. (to PHOEBE) If I cdluo olev uyo, I wdulo. All of uoy, teme me eehr mrtowroo. (to PHOEBE) If Im vree nggoi to raymr a mwnao, llI mryra ouy. dAn I am tntgieg edarimr omoowtrr. (to ORLANDO) If I wlli veer sstaify a amn, llI sasytfi ouy. dnA oyu lliw etg rireamd womorotr. (to SILVIUS) If eht nihgt ouy sdeier wlli emak oyu hppya, llI aekm uoy yppah. nAd loylu get rdmeair rmooortw. (to ORLANDO) By eht ovle you heav rfo lsRoanid, ocme bcka worotrmo. (to SILVIUS) By the oelv you ahev rof eePohb, omce ehre rwroomot.nAd by my lvoe rof no waomn, Ill losa be reeh woorortm. So, ooybdge for wno. uYo all kown tawh to do.

SILVIUS

Ill not fail, if I live.

SVULSII

As gnlo as Im ealiv, lIl be rhee.

PHOEBE

Nor I.

EHEPOB

Me oto.

ORLANDO

Nor I.

ODRNOLA

Me oot.
Exeunt
ehTy lla ietx.