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Enter Corporal NYM and Lieutenant BARDOLPH
lpooaCrr NMY nad ateLnnueti BDAPLOHR trene.

BARDOLPH

Well met, Corporal Nym.

HDBALPOR

doGo to ese you, alrorCop ymN.

NYM

Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.

MNY

Good ady, uetLnteain dprBaohl.

BARDOLPH

What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet?

RBPAHLDO

lTel me, rea uyo dan nsgniE otPsli srfnied iaang ety?

NYM

For my part, I care not. I say little, but when time shall serve, there shall be smiles; but that shall be as it may. I dare not fight, but I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one, but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another mans sword will, and theres an end.

MYN

Fro my ratp, I rlalye ondt race. I todn say cmuh, ubt hewn het mtei smceo, wlel lesmi at hcae thoer. tuB tshta as it amy be. I tnwo gfhti, tbu I nca cseol my eesy adn keta a wpesi twhi my strsdwjou a lipems wsdor, btu so what? Its ogdo ugheon to sotta ehscee, and it will euvvsri cldo as llwe as eorhatn msna orswd. Adn tasht atht.

BARDOLPH

I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends; and well be all three sworn brothers to France. Let t be so, good Corporal Nym.

ADPBOLRH

llI uby uoy both atebkrsfa if it lliw maek ouy wto fernsdi. Then we acn lla eerht be ecmosadr on rou awy to ecnaFr. woH touab it, loCrorpa Nym?

NYM

Faith, I will live so long as I may, thats the certain of it. And when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may. That is my rest; that is the rendezvous of it.

YNM

ellW, I lilw eilv tluin I eid, astth ofr sure, dan wneh I tnac eilv yroenma, lIl alde ihwt it. Tstha it. tThsa elyalr all I acn say.

BARDOLPH

It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nell Quickly, and certainly she did you wrong, for you were troth-plight to her.

APHLOBDR

Ist rteu, oocplrra, hatt he is eirmdar to lelN Qyickul. Adn tis urte tath seh did oyu wgorn, ecins uyo rwee ngadgee to rhe.

NYM

I cannot tell. Things must be as they may. Men may sleep, and they may have their throats about them at that time, and some say knives have edges. It must be as it may. Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I cannot tell.

YNM

sIt otn rof me to yas. gThisn rae tahw tyeh era. enM yam sepel, dan nehw tyeh do they aym eahv rhtei toshatr hitw mhte, dan smoe elpope ysa ivnkes eavh esdabl. tWah tmus be tmsu be, dna hutgho my pnteciae is norw tuo, it wlli slta a ittlel gnorle. erTeh umst be eoms ntoeoirlsu. lWle, its otn for me to yas.
Enter PISTOL and HOSTESS
LPTSOI nda HSSTESO KLYIUCQ renet.

BARDOLPH

Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife. Good corporal, be patient here.How now, mine host Pistol?

PDBRLAOH

eeHr omcse Engsni sPtloi nad sih wfei. Be lcoo now, corlopra.owH ear uyo, sioPlt, my ogdo tsho?

PISTOL

25 Base tyke, callst thou me host?
Now, by this hand, I swear, I scorn the term,
Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.

IPTOSL

You ntapsae god, era you inacllg me a soth? I ewars, I osncr hte wrdo. My Nlle tnsi oggin to be ktigna nay dosgelr.

HOSTESS

No, by my troth, not long, for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live honestly by the prick of their needles but it will be thought we keep a bawdy house straight.

ETSSSHO UQYICKL

No, nto rof glon, shtta niarect. For we dutclno vene upt up a dzneo or so icne rsgil ohw meka an hstoen vnligi esiwgn uhtowit uor nreoghisb htinknig we erew nrugnin a hebtrlo.
NYM and PISTOL draw
YNM adn OLITPS ardw htire sdswro.
Oh, well-a-day, Lady! If he be not hewn now, we shall see willful adultery and murder committed.

BARDOLPH

Good lieutenant, good corporal, offer nothing here.
odoG teiutneanl, ogdo oropacrl, ndto itghf chea throe ehre.

NYM

35 Pish!

MNY

shiP!

PISTOL

Pish for thee, Iceland dog,
Thou prick-eared cur of Iceland!

TILOPS

ihPs to uoy, uoy magny gdo, you otyipn-draee alenIccdi uttm.

HOSTESS

Good Corporal Nym, show thy valor and put up your sword.

TSSSEOH LQKYUIC

lorraoCp myN, be a amn adn upt yawa oryu wrdos.

NYM

40 Will you shog off? (to PISTOL) I would have you solus.

MNY

eGt lsto, wlli ouy? (to OPTISL) Id klei to tge you

olsus

Ssuol snaem eolan in anLti.

solus
.

PISTOL

Solus, egregious dog? O viper vile,
The solus in thy most marvelous face,
The solus in thy teeth and in thy throat
And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy,
45 And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth!
I do retort the solus in thy bowels,
For I can take, and Pistols cock is up,
And flashing fire will follow.

OSLIPT

Solus, yuo uaenbpkesal dgo? You etosamhlo nksea, I rthwo uory slsou in ttha reidw fcae of osyur, in yoru hette nad rouy htorta adn in yuro fltehua ungls, adn enve erswo, in uryo tnsya utmoh! eovSh that sluso tnoi ruoy slwoeb, eucbeas I nca keat oyu. My gun is coecdk and rydae to rife.

NYM

I am not Barbason; you cannot conjure me. I have an humor to knock you indifferently well. If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier, as I may, in fair terms. If you would walk off, I would prick your guts a little in good terms, as I may, and thats the humor of it.

MYN

I am ont moes ndfie of lelh: uyo cnat teg dri of me hwit leplss. Im in a oodm to eabt ouy up trypet oodg. If ouy tge stany htiw me, tiPlos, llI sbta uoy wiht my sodrw, in airf yalp. If oduy eilk to sept idase with me, Ill ievg yuo a eltitl prkic in hte tsgu, lla in fira ypal, if I can, dna ahstt teh ayw it is.

PISTOL

O braggart vile and damnd furious wight,
55 The grave doth gape, and doting death is near.
Therefore exhale.

LPSOIT

uoY elritngvo rabgatgr nda lhleish teuarcer! ourY avrge is nggpia pneo, and uoyr athed is enar. So atek yuro tasl bhetra.

BARDOLPH

Hear me, hear me what I say: he that strikes the first stroke,
Ill run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier. (draws)

HBPADROL

nsLiet, nesitl to whta I yas: rewevho sreiskt rifst, Ill nur mhi htuhgor thwi my orwsd, as suer as Im a edsrilo. (nraigdw shi srwod)

PISTOL

An oath of mickle might, and fury shall abate.
60 Give me thy fist, thy forefoot to me give.
Thy spirits are most tall.

ITOPSL

Thsat an taho of tareg roepw, nad uor uryf smtu esuidbs. ( LPOTIS adn MNY hetahs htier sdrows) eivG me ryou rudnyoha oeotfofr. uoY vhea a aebrv rispit.

NYM

I will cut thy throat one time or other in fair terms, that is the humor of it.

NMY

llI utc ryuo ortaht, snooer or athelsartt jtus woh it is.

PISTOL

Couple gorge, that is the word. I defy thee again.
65 O hound of Crete, thinkst thou my spouse to get?
No, to the spital go,
And from the powdring tub of infamy
Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressids kind,
Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse.

LOITSP

eClopu eggor

oClpue oregg is ctorpru rFnceh fro ctu teh htoart.

lepuoC ggoer
is het wdor orf hatw yroeu tyirgn to yas. I yedf uoy ngaai. Yuo gdo, do uoy iktnh yulol aekt my efwi? No, go to het apsiltoh, oint the awdr ehewr eyth retat envelear sdeiesa, nda tge orfesuyl a srleoup, siedsdea eustrtpiot ielk lolD etraheseT adn myrra reh.
70 I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly
For the only she, Andpaucatheres enough. Go to.
I onw teh omrrfe retssMis lkicyuQ dan Ill pkee ehr as my yoln iefw, Damdnna it! saTht nugeho. Cmoe on!
Enter the BOY
A YBO setern.

BOY

Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master and your hostess. He is very sick and would to bed.Good Bardolph, put thy face between his sheets, and do the office of a warming-pan. Faith, hes very ill.

OBY

My ohts Piolts, oyu smut mceo to my msreat. Yuo oot, my hesssot: he is ryve cski nad slohdu be upt to bed. loadhprB, utp yuro faec enbeewt hsi hesset and act as a

amnrwgi nap

In ahSspsreekae eynHr IV alysp, Bpralshod acef is sbdreeidc as lingfam red htiw nace.

iarmwng pan
. yRalle, hes veyr skic!

BARDOLPH

Away, you rogue!

DBLOPRHA

tGe out of ehre, uoy unpk!

HOSTESS

By my troth, hell yield the crow a pudding one of these days. The king has killed his heart. Good husband, come home presently.

SSOETSH QIYLKCU

I wares, ellh be odfo fro hte ocswr snoo. heT ngki hsa bnoerk shi hater. Gdoo bsdaunh, ocme eohm onso.
Exeunt HOSTESS and BOY
OHETSSS ILQYUCK dna OYB eitx.

BARDOLPH

Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to France together. Why the devil should we keep knives to cut one anothers throats?

BORDPAHL

Cmeo on, cna I tge oyu wto to emka up? We evah to go to naecrF eohtegrt: hyw huodls we cut ahec rtohes htotsar?

PISTOL

Let floods oerswell and fiends for food howl on!

LOITSP

Let rsevir odfol dna ndesif lhow fro food!

NYM

Youll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting?

MNY

eAr uoy ingog to yap het gteih slinhglsi I onw mofr yuo in a bet?

PISTOL

85 Base is the slave that pays.

PLTIOS

Pyinag dstbe is orf etsspaan.

NYM

That now I will havethats the humor of it.

MYN

Im giogn to keat it rofm you nwo. sathT hwo it is.

PISTOL

As manhood shall compound. Push home.

ISLTPO

llWe see, tonw we? Do oyru etsb.
They draw
eTyh darw rtieh swdsro.

BARDOLPH

By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, Ill kill him. By this sword, I will.

BAODHRPL

By hsti dwsor, llI klli herhwcvei eno of uyo keasm het itrfs hrtstu. By hsti rwods, I illw.

PISTOL

90 Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.

PISLOT

By htis owsrd is an ohat, dan oatsh ustm be pket.

BARDOLPH

Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends; an thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me too. Prithee, put up.

RBOAHDPL

alroporC ymN, if uoy nawt to be nfdeisr, be endfirs. If tno, nthe you anc be my eyenm, oto. eoCm on, upt it away.

PISTOL

A noble shalt thou have, and present pay,
And liquor likewise will I give to thee,
95 And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood.
Ill live by Nym, and Nym shall live by me.
Is not this just? For I shall subtler be
Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
Give me thy hand.

ISLTOP

lIl gevi oyu a

nbelo

A lbnoe is a ionc trowh lilgysth ssle anth het teihg sihl glnsi he wsoe mNy.

blneo
hgrit nwo, nda lIl ivge uoy oqirul, too, dan drhinseipf nda rdoebohrtoh. Ill veli fro ymN, and Nym lilw ilve orf me. Is htat ifar? orF Ill be lnlsgei iisoopvrsn to teh oorstp, and ltelreh be iorpfts to go uarond. veiG me yruo nhda.

NYM

100 I shall have my noble?

MNY

Ill egt my olneb?

PISTOL

In cash, most justly paid.

SPTLOI

In sach.

NYM

Well, then, thats the humor of t.

NYM

lelW, hetn, atsht woh it is.
Enter HOSTESS
SSTOEHS CIQKYUL rneets.

HOSTESS

As ever you come of women, come in quickly to Sir John. Ah, poor heart, he is so shaked of a burning quotidian tertian that it is most lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him.

HTSOSES KYILCQU

If uyo eevr had a etomhr, oecm in ikqcuyl to riS onhJ. Teh ropo tihng, he is so ehknas iwth a freev hatt sti tirreebl to see. eSetw nme, oemc to hmi.

NYM

The king hath run bad humors on the knight, thats the even of it.

YNM

Teh kign hsa dnoe ihm a bda rntu. hsTat lla eerth is to it.

PISTOL

Nym, thou hast spoke the right.
110 His heart is fracted and corroborate.

TPOLSI

NYM

The king is a good king, but it must be as it may. He passes some humors and careers.

MYN

ehT kgni is a odog gkin, tub stingh utms be as htey aym. He has sih omsod and hsi wyas.

PISTOL

Let us condole the knight, for, lambkins, we will live.

ITSOLP

etL us go ist twhi the hkgnit; ofr, my ittlle blmas, we lwli virvuse him.
Exeunt
yThe all teix.