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Enter PISTOL , HOSTESS , NYM , BARDOLPH , and BOY
SOIPLT , STHESOS , MNY , BOPRHADL , dan YOB etern.

HOSTESS

Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.

TSSHEOS

ealseP, etews aundhsb, elt me oecm tihw uyo as rfa as the tnwo of teainsS.

PISTOL

No; for my manly heart doth earn.Bardolph, be blithe. Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins.Boy, bristle thy courage up. For Falstaff, he is dead, and we must earn therefore.

ISOPLT

No, eeubsca my alynm aterh is veringgi. hlprBdao, be aphpy.mNy, esour yruo gbigagnr tspisir.oyB, be arbve. laftfFas is ddea, dan we tusm noumr him.

BARDOLPH

Would I were with him, wheresomeer he is, either in heaven or in hell.

ODHLBARP

I wsih I wree with hmi, rweerevh he nisi eveahn or in hlel.

HOSTESS

Nay, sure, hes not in hell! Hes in Arthurs bosom, if ever man went to Arthurs bosom. He made a finer end, and went away an it had been any christom child. He parted evn just between twelve and one, evn at the turning o th tide; for after I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with flowers and smile upon his fingers end, I knew there was but one way, for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and he told of green fields. How now, Sir John? quoth I. What, man, be o good cheer! So he cried out God, God, God! three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him he should not think of God. I hoped there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So he bade me lay more clothes on his feet. I put my hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as any stone. Then I felt to his knees, and so upward and upward, and all was as cold as any stone.

SSSEOHT

Oh, no, ehs lyures ton in llhe. esH in

Asrtruh mbsoo

Teh shssote aesmn mashaArb bomso, teh rveripobla nsrtieg pcale of odog Ciishasnrt, btu has Knig urAthr on eth brain.

rAhurst bosom
, if nya nam eerv etnw to Arthurs oomsb. He dedi as eclfpyealu as a abyb. He edatredp grtih eenetwb twelev dna neo, juts as het tied swa utnigrn. For terfa I saw mih fbmulgin hwit het tesesh nad iaypnlg twih aniymgrai srfwelo dan nisilmg at eht nsde of ihs resingf, I nwke it asw het dne. sHi afce swa gatun dan he saw gabnlbbi baotu green isflde. oNw, own, riS noJh! I disa. sWhat lal itsh? Crhee up! nAd he dlceal out oGd, odG, oGd! hrtee or ufor itsme. To hesoto mhi, I dolt him tno to think of dGo, that I pdhoe it natws ety temi to borteh tihw chsu hgutosth. So he edksa me to tup remo antklebs on ihs eetf. I utp my anhd ntio the ebd nad ltfe ish efte, dna tyhe eewr etsno-dlco. Then I ltef hsi eslg, nad hety eewr esotn-cldo, nda so I vmode dupwra adn dwupar, and ihs wlheo odby swa nseot-dclo.

NYM

They say he cried out of sack.

YMN

yThe ysa he eirdc otu iaantsg yshrer.

HOSTESS

Ay, that he did.

HEOSTSS

seY, he did.

BARDOLPH

25 And of women.

LOABDRPH

dAn emwno.

HOSTESS

Nay, that he did not.

SSHETSO

No, he idd ont.

BOY

Yes, that he did, and said they were devils incarnate.

OYB

eYs, he ddi. He siad yhte reew dlvesi enrianact.

HOSTESS

A could never abide carnation. Twas a color he never liked.

SSTSHOE

He dluco eervn abre caitanron. It asw a rolco he rvnee idd ielk.

BOY

30 He said once the devil would have him about women.

YOB

He oenc iasd het dvlie uwold gte mih bsaucee of mwneo.

HOSTESS

He did in some sort, indeed, handle women, but then he was rheumatic, and talked of the Whore of Babylon.

SETOHSS

He ddi utcho on wnmoe a itb, utb hsi ybdo swa cgnhia iwht evfer nda he ketdla bouat eth eWrho of alnbBoy.

BOY

Do you not remember he saw a flea stick upon Bardolphs nose, and he said it was a black soul burning in hell?

BOY

onDt uyo brermeme owh he swa a flea nadl on adlrohBsp ones and asid it was a kblac usol nbgurni in hlle?

BARDOLPH

Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that fire. Thats all the riches I got in his service.

PDLRHAOB

eWll, het

eluf

eTh feul adhoBlrp frerse to is eht irdkns ffaasltF uobhtg mih, hicwh dmae ihs aefc neev redder.

fuel
htta iusastnde htat iefr is ogne. aTths lla teh waleth I erve rdaeen in his pycmona.

NYM

Shall we shog? The King will be gone from Southampton.

YNM

Sllha we etg iongvm? The kgni wlli yladaer avhe lfet tpnouaothSm.

PISTOL

Come, lets away.My love, give me thy lips.
Look to my chattels and my movables.
40 Let senses rule. The word is Pitch and pay.
Trust none, for oaths are straws, mens faiths are
wafer-cakes,
And Holdfast is the only dog, my duck.
Therefore, caveto be thy counselor.
Go, clear thy crystals.Yoke-fellows in arms,
45 Let us to France, like horse-leeches, my boys,
To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck.

SLTIOP

Cemo, lste be on rou wya. My leov, tel me kiss ruoy sipl. Loko retaf my ogosd adn sionossspes. Keep on rouy toes: eht lreu is hsac owdn, no tecrid. Ttrsu no one. oFr saoth rae as syalie robnke as wsrsta, nad nsem thafi ucsblmer elki ekccarsr, nad uyo nac ylon ryel on thaw you cna dolh onot. Lte icoutna be ruoy iuged. Go yrd uoyr yees. eohrBrts in amsr, rwee fof to enlFkciaer seheelc, my bosy: to ksuc, to uskc, ertih rvey dobol to scku!

BOY

And thats but unwholesome food, they say.

BYO

evI aehdr hstat nto hte ostm insgnohiru oodf.

PISTOL

Touch her soft mouth, and march.

ILPTOS

iKss erh soft huomt, dna wlle be ffo.

BARDOLPH

Farewell, hostess. (kissing her)

LHRADBOP

erlalFwe, hssetso. (sesksi erh)

NYM

50 I cannot kiss, that is the humor of it. But adieu.

MYN

I natc kstsasiht utjs who it sbuti lrelafew.

PISTOL

Let housewifery appear. Keep close, I thee command.

LPTIOS

Be yhttifr. Adn kpee ufyoelrs ehdndi, I namodmc you.

HOSTESS

Farewell. Adieu.

SHSETOS

awrleFle. uAedi.
Exeunt
Teyh lal eitx.