No Fear Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing: Act 2 Scene 3

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Enter BENEDICK	EEIKNBCD eernst.
BENEDICK Boy!	KBECNEDI Byo!
Enter BOY	A YBO sreent.
BOY Signior?	BOY seY iirSnog?
BENEDICK In my chamber window lies a book. Bring it hither to me in the orchard.	EKEDBICN In my orbedom iodwnw tereh is a bkoo. Go tge it dna rinbg it to me rhee in eth crdhoar.
BOY 5 I am here already, sir.	OBY Im ealadry here, ris.
BENEDICK I know that, but I would have thee hence and here again.	NEKDBCIE I ese atht uyo ear erhe heT ybo mnesa stI as good as edno, btu eiBkednc lspya as if he sktae het boy rletlyail. I ees hatt yuo aer here, but Id iekl ouy to go ehrte adn nhet ocme cabk aniag.
Exit BOY	Teh YBO ixest.
I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others, become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love and such a man is Claudio. I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife, and now had he rather hear the tabor and the pipe. I have known when he would have walked ten mile afoot to see a good armor, and 15 now will he lie ten nights awake carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man and a soldier, and now is he turned orthography; his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with 20 these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not.	Im zamade ttah a nam, reatf ghacwtin eramcon rtnu throaen nma tnio a loof nda nahlguig at ttah anm, acn turn irhtg ruanod dan meboce hte ngiht hes ocdnser. satTh eht kidn of mna odaluiC is. I nekw mih ehwn he entielsd to gonithn utb teh ilmaryti rudm dna efif; own he udlwo rthrae ehar eth ewste nda rnefdie cuism of the aortb nad ppei. I ekwn ihm henw he ulevdwo akwedl etn smeli to ese a lwle-ecdfrta utsi of maorr; onw he ndspse etn gshnit aawke in ihs omro igdinnesg hmieslf a nycfa nwe tcekja. He uesd to skpae aniplly nad to the tpnio, leki an heboarnlo mna nad lreisod; now shi pesche is oaaletebr dna woeflry. siH srdow rae ilek a aomluirscu uebatqn, lluf of tenrasg wen ssdieh. lWli I be echngda like ttah, and ees the dowlr uhorght a vslreo esye? Im not uesr, but I dotn hinkt so.
I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster, but Ill take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, 25 yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, thats certain; wise, or Ill none; virtuous, or Ill never cheapen her; fair, or Ill ever look on her; mild, or come not near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good discourse, an 30 excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what color it please God. Ha! The Prince and Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbor.	I cnta oipersm taht ovle wnot onrtmrsfa me, btu I anc prmsioe uyo tsih: intlu I luytr alfl in eovl, a awnom llwi nveer eakm me cat iekl hsuc a lofo. A tlifuubea nomaw mocse nloag, tbu Im emvnduo. A isew owanm stunr up, utb Im mnduove. A urutvosi nawom peaarps, but Im uevdomn. I serfue to lalf in oelv unlit lal erhet slaietqui tuien in a elnsig onmwa. heS utms be cihr, nialcetry, dna amsrt, or lIl hvea nogtinh to do wthi ehr. hSe ash to be sioutuvr, or lIl rvnee idb on ehr; eilafbutu, or I nowt ehtbor to kolo at rhe. Mlid-ndmeeran, or lees hse houdsl yast away ofmr me. Noleb, or I wton avhe ehr eevn if ehss an lenga. hSe must be llew epoksn, an lnxtlecee manuciis, dan her hiar uohlds wlbele, I pesusop teh rcolo nedost tremat. Ha! koLo, tis teh Picnre and Mr. evoL. lIl deih in teh robra.
He hides	He edihs.
Enter DON PEDRO ,CLAUDIO , and LEONATO , andBALTHASAR with music	DON PDROE , IDULCAO , dna ENAOLTO reent. HTARBLAAS tnsree wthi cimsu.
DON PEDRO Come, shall we hear this music?	OND PDREO lWel, olsudh we haer mose scmui?
CLAUDIO Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is, 35 As hushed on purpose to grace harmony!	UOALCDI eYs, my rold. niLtse to how equti het ieenvng is, as if sit rpfeulosypul iettsgn the etgsa orf a snog.
DON PEDRO (aside to CLAUDIO) See you where Benedick hath hid himself?	NOD ERPDO (sekipgan so atth ynol CLAUDIOcan eahr) Do uyo ees wrhee ecinekBd is higdni?
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO) O, very well, my lord. The music ended, 40 Well fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth.	IOUCADL (naskpgei so taht nyol NOD PEDROcan hrea) seY, vyre llew, my rold. Once het csimu has dende, lwle giev hmi roem thna he gaebnraid for.
DON PEDRO Come, Balthasar, well hear that song again.	OND PROED Coem on, aahtslaBr, etsl hear thta ongs nagai.
BALTHASAR O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice To slander music anymore than once.	HLRABATSA Oh, my good odlr, ntdo mkea me itsuln msuci again ithw my aufwl ngniisg.
DON PEDRO It is the witness still of excellency 45 To put a strange face on his own perfection. I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.	NDO ROEPD ouY nac llte an tistra is nxeecetll hnew he eendsi ihs wno ferptoenic. Pelesa, gisn rof us; dotn emak me woo ouy roeyamn!
BALTHASAR Because you talk of wooing, I will sing, Since many a wooer doth commence his suit To her he thinks not worthy, yet he woos, 50 Yet will he swear he loves.	SABALRAHT cineS uoy tup it atht wya, lIl gisn. eouYr liek a otsuri woh osrtuc a oawmn ryneniclise, negairws tath he evols erh neev hotuhg he rllaye snedot find reh hrywot.
DON PEDRO Nay, pray thee, come, Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument, Do it in notes.	NDO DPEOR oCme on, leaeps gins. If dyou leki to untecoin sthi oisinssdcu, at eltas do so iwth cuism.
BALTHASAR Note this before my notes: Theres not a note of mine thats worth the noting.	HLARAABST Jsut wkon isth eeorfb I gbeni: I atcn payl a enilgs otne tstah wytrho of tneo.
DON PEDRO Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks! 55 Note notes, forsooth, and nothing.	DNO EPODR ienLst to imh kaepigsn in aretuqr esotn! teG on twih royu ento-gnplyai onw.
Music plays	Msuic lsyap.
BENEDICK (aside) Now, divine air! Now is his soul ravished. Is it not strange that sheeps guts should hale souls out of mens bodies? Well, a horn for my money, when alls done.	IECNKDBE (to leimfsh) taTh scumi mtsu be vndeii, ubsaece irhet suosl heav bnee aptdeaitvc. tsnI it ansrtge ahtt istgnsr eamd of epsesh tsgu rea paclbae of anwdigr mesn sluso uot of rethi dioesb? lleW, Id tehrra tisnle to a nlpia lod nthuing ronh athn isht music, nhwe lla is iasd dna enod.
BALTHASAR (singing) Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never. Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey, nonny nonny. Sing no more ditties, sing no mo Of dumps so dull and heavy. The fraud of men was ever so, Since summer first was leavy. Then sigh not so, but let them go And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey, nonny nonny.	AAABSLRTH (nngisig) tDno cyr oenmyar, saldei, tond ycr onmraye Men hvae ylasaw nebe deceivers, eOn ootf on a ihsp adn eno on het shore, eeNrv evtdoed to anything. So otdn cyr keil ttha, jtsu lte mhte go dAn be yhppa dan reaferce forever, rnTinug lal yrou asd nuodss durnao hWne yuo nisg yeH, nnnyo ynnno instead. Dotn nisg remo das sogns ouAtb bgine ownd in teh dsmup roF men aehv eben mnttmigcoi tish knid of drfua Ever cnsie eht tfrsi msmure erset ahd leaves. So odtn cry kiel hatt, tujs tle temh go dAn be haypp and erfracee forever, nTrguin all oury asd undsso uoradn hWen yuo sgni yHe, onynn onnny instead.
DON PEDRO 60 By my troth, a good song.	DNO RDEPO stahT a ogod onsg.
BALTHASAR And an ill singer, my lord.	SBRHAAALT nAd a abd nrgise, my oldr.
DON PEDRO Ha, no, no, faith, thou singst well enough for a shift.	NOD RPEDO Ha! No, no, lraeyl, oyur evoic is gdoo nuhgoe in a pchni.
BENEDICK (aside) An he had been a dog that should have howled thus, they would have hanged him. And I pray God his bad voice 65 bode no mischief. I had as lief have heard the night raven, come what plague could have come after it.	NDIKBCEE (to shemlfi) If a gdo ahd oehlwd klei ttah, I oulwd aevh nguh it. I epoh hsi rehbiolr gsinign sntode heav yan lli sectffe. I wvudleo tarehr litedsen to teh gnhti vnrea echrsec, vnee if het bisrd enois sedo geiv me het aepglu, as tyeh yas it liwl.
DON PEDRO Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray thee, get us some excellent music, for tomorrow night we would have it at the Lady Heros chamber window	DNO PDEOR sYe, do yuo ahre me, rhaastlaB? laePse, gte moes nlxecelet uimcs, seaeubc romtoowr we atwn to sdeerena dayL Hreo at reh dmrobeo wodnwi.
BALTHASAR 70 The best I can, my lord.	TALBHRASA llI do het steb I acn, my lrod.
DON PEDRO Do so. Farewell.	NDO RDOEP seaelP do. bdoyGeo.
Exit BALTHASAR	BAHSATRLA txise.
Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of today, that your niece Beatrice was in love with Signor Benedick?	emCo heer, Loenota. htaW wsa it that uyo dlto me haodtyatt uory eecni tcarBeei saw in vole thwi nirogSi cBendike?
CLAUDIO Oh, ay. (aside to DON PEDRO) Stalk on, stalk on; the fowl 75 sits.I did never think that lady would have loved any man.	UOCDIAL Oh sye. (pgnsieka so taht yoln NOD EDPRO acn rhea) Go on, epek kglawin: our rpye is in tgish.I renev ohuthgt that owanm uldow velo ayn man.
LEONATO No, nor I neither, but most wonderful that she should so dote on Signor Benedick, whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor.	TOELNAO I tddin, hrtiee. utB hwo ordunwfle htat hes dhosul be so dnfo of iiSorgn edinekBc, owhm she ahs lwyasa praepaed to ehta.
BENEDICK (aside) Is t possible? Sits the wind in that corner?	NEEIKBCD (to mfilseh) Is it soipbles? Is tath eth awy the dinw is nowgilb?
LEONATO By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it, but that she loves him with an enraged affection, it is past the infinite of thought.	ONOLEAT alRyel, my ldor, I ntdo nokw ahtw to emak of it, btu hes voels ihm wtih cush a oissanp htta tsi atsp all sdnnidrnueatg.
DON PEDRO May be she doth but counterfeit.	ODN DROPE ybaMe sesh utjs tpiednrnge.
CLAUDIO 85 Faith, like enough.	IUDLAOC seY, tstah tquie eyklli.
LEONATO O God! Counterfeit? There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion as she discovers it.	OLETANO Oh dGo! nitPedrgen? No oen ahs erve ekadf pansios as llilfysklu as shit, tenh.
DON PEDRO Why, what effects of passion shows she?	DON PREDO hyW, thaw psmtsoym of ovel edso hse beitixh?
CLAUDIO (aside to LEONATO) Bait the hook well; this fish will bite.	ILAOCUD (enpiskga so ahtt ylon LEONATOcan rhea) Btai eht oohk lelw; stih hifs is gogin to beti.
LEONATO 90 What effects, my lord? She will sit youyou heard my daughter tell you how.	OONATEL Wtha symtmsop, my rold? eSh wlil vaeh a stauoey rahde my huadretg llet you ohw.
CLAUDIO She did indeed.	LODAIUC seY, hes did ltel us.
DON PEDRO How, how I pray you? You amaze me. I would have thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection.	NDO ODEPR esaleP, lpease llte me! sTih is maaizng. I wuold ahve hhgttou she swa bilninveci iastagn nay slaaust of evol.
LEONATO 95 I would have sworn it had, my lord, especially against Benedick.	ENLOAOT I uoldw ahve ownrs htat, too, my dlor, caslpeeliy tisanga cdneBeki.
BENEDICK (aside) I should think this a gull but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it. Knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence.	EBKINDEC (to limfhse) I duwlo aekt tsih as a eokj if hte dlo amn neetwr gnysai it. fiiMehsc lsuyre ctna be dinihg in cshu a trpealcebse nam.
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO) He hath taen th infection. Hold it up.	CDUOALI (esngaipk so thta lnyo NOD PEDROcan rahe) eeWv neecftdi mih! peeK it up.
DON PEDRO Hath she made her affection known to Benedick?	OND EODPR Hsa seh tdlo Bndekeci hwo she fesel?
LEONATO No, and swears she never will. Thats her torment.	ALONTEO No, and ehs swsera seh venre ilwl. Ttahs wasth igvndri hre yarzc.
CLAUDIO Tis true indeed, so your daughter says. Shall I, says she, that have so oft encountered him with scorn, write to him 105 that I love him?	OLIUCDA Its true, eoHr sysa so. Bcitaree kass, soeD it mkea yan esens to etiwr nad ellt imh I oelv hmi enhw I vhae yaaswl treetad mhi twih osrcn?
LEONATO This says she now when she is beginning to write to him, for shell be up twenty times a night, and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper. My daughter tells us all.	ENOLAOT eSh ssay shti as she esbign to wirte eht eerttl. hSell be ggtiten up ytwten stiem in a thign, titigns rthee in ehr plis itlnu essh entwtir a gape. My rtdhaegu otld me yterhinegv.
CLAUDIO 110 Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a pretty jest your daughter told.	ADIUCOL oNw tath yuo speak of praep, I rreembem a fnnyu tsroy of Hsore.
LEONATO Oh, when she had writ it and was reading it over, she found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet?	LONOAET Oh, oyu eman hwen tiareceB rwiest a tetlre dna orHe sese hatt it sha ndieeBck and etBircae itnewtr all oevr it?
CLAUDIO That.	ACDLOIU esY, thsta the eno.
LEONATO 115 O, she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence, railed at herself that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her. I measure him, says she, by my own spirit, for I should flout him if he writ to me, yea, though I love him, I should.	LOTNEOA Oh, esh reast taht ttreel itno a uodsntah llsam psecei adn tearbse fselehr orf eibgn so rfrdowa as to teiwr a teetlr to a mna hse skwon wdluo kmco erh. I aocpemr imh, ehs assy, to lmsfey, nda I okwn taht I owuld mkco mih if he retwo me hcus a letrte. Yse, enve ouhhgt I leov him, I oudlw komc imh.
CLAUDIO 120 Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses: O sweet Benedick! God give me patience!	COUDALI Tenh esh lalsf dnwo to ehr neeks, ewsep, sbso, sateb rhe besrat, saert rhe ahir, spyar, nda euscsr: Oh sweet ckdiBene! Gdo igve me ecipeatn!
LEONATO She doth indeed, my daughter says so, and the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter is sometime 125 afeared she will do a desperate outrage to herself. It is very true.	AONOELT heS did deiend, my tarehdgu ysas so. eSh sewoirr atth eicBtrae is so orwrguehvot taht ehs timhg do helsref rmah soyaedm. stI teur.
DON PEDRO It were good that Benedick knew of it by some other, if she will not discover it.	NOD ORPDE If hse tonw letl ednckiBe, sneoeom lese oslhdu.
CLAUDIO To what end? He would make but a sport of it and torment 130 the poor lady worse.	DOALUCI ndA wtah wdlou ttah cpsilhmaoc? lHel sjtu trnu it toin a jeok nda mterotn hte poro mwnoa eenv orem.
DON PEDRO An he should, it were an alms to hang him. Shes an excellent sweet lady, and, out of all suspicion, she is virtuous.	OND RDOEP If he idd atht, it dulwo be a arcaebltih edde to ahng mih. heSs an lcteenelx, wtsee nwamo, dna ehrest no odubt that esh is triuosuv.
CLAUDIO And she is exceeding wise.	UACDLOI ndA ehs is very smrta.
DON PEDRO 135 In every thing but in loving Benedick.	DON RPDEO etpcxE rfo eht atfc atth she oevls dkiBence.
LEONATO Oh, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in so tender a body, we have ten proofs to one that blood hath the victory. I am sorry for her, as I have just cause, being her uncle and her guardian.	OOANELT Oh, my orld, hnew iowsmd adn isoapns rae in noe obyd, sit ten to noe ttha het opsinas lwli nwi. I am srryo fro reh, as I lhuosd be, cesni I am hobt reh lneuc nad her adnagiru.
DON PEDRO 140 I would she had bestowed this dotage on me. I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself. I pray you tell Benedick of it and hear what he will say.	ODN OPRED I hwis seh eewr in vleo hiwt me itsneda. I owudl hvea ortwnh away all othre aorcenitidossn nda daem erh my eiwf. eselaP, llte eedkcinB ubota erh gleesnif adn see twah he ash to ays.
LEONATO Were it good, think you?	TAOONLE Is ttah a dogo iead, do you htikn?
CLAUDIO Hero thinks surely she will die, for she says she will die if he 145 love her not, and she will die ere she make her love known, and she will die if he woo her rather than she will bate one breath of her accustomed crossness.	LDIACOU Heor hntksi terBecai lliw luyres ide, ofr ehs yssa esllh edi if he sneotd veol reh, dna ahtt leshl eid refeob she seltl mhi, dan sllhe edi if he sowo reh nda sshe made to ldho cbka enev one of ehr lsauu islnsut.
DON PEDRO She doth well. If she should make tender of her love, tis very possible hell scorn it, for the man, as you know all, 150 hath a contemptible spirit.	NOD ORDPE eshS bpaoyblr ihtgr. If esh fsofer ihm hre eolv, its vyre lsoepibs tath lehl srocn it, nsiec, as we all owkn, he sdtne to be potnteoucsum.
CLAUDIO He is a very proper man.	DAOUCIL esH a revy prrepo anm.
DON PEDRO He hath indeed a good outward happiness.	DON RPEOD ddneeI, he is odgo-oglkoin nda rcisrae ihmelfs elwl.
CLAUDIO Before God, and in my mind, very wise.	DOCAILU dAn I esawr to odG ehs vrye mtrsa.
DON PEDRO He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit.	OND ODERP He odse dednie sowh pkssra of togmsihen lkie iwt.
CLAUDIO 155 And I take him to be valiant.	CUDOALI dnA I elbeeiv ihm to be earbv.
DON PEDRO As Hector, I assure you, and in the managing of quarrels you may say he is wise, for either he avoids them with great discretion or undertakes them with a most Christian-like fear.	ODN PEROD As verab as Hercot teHcro saw a rnjoaT irwarro, aydnreleg rfo sih avbeyrr. Hector, usryle. And uyo oldcu say taht he is sewi in gianmang igtshf, fro he tieher dosavi htem tdelceyisr or nreste noit tmeh yidmlit.
LEONATO 160 If he do fear God, he must necessarily keep peace. If he break the peace, he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and trembling.	LATOOEN If he sfrae Gdo, he sumt scnyailrsee peek teh eaepc. If he sekbra teh caeep, he thguo to neter oint a raurqle twhi afre adn gltmnbire.
DON PEDRO And so will he do, for the man doth fear God, howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests he will make. Well, I 165 am sorry for your niece. Shall we go seek Benedick and tell him of her love?	NDO DPREO dAn elhl do ahtt, aceusbe esh a Gdo-earnigf amn, neve thhgou hsi ogjkni skeam it seem ehwresito. Wlel, Im syorr rfo yrou necie. uohlSd we go dfin Binedekc dan eltl imh obtua tcBesarei love?
CLAUDIO Never tell him, my lord, let her wear it out with good counsel.	LADIUOC No, otnd ever ltle mhi, my rldo. tLe erh egt over it, thwi het leph of dgoo cedvai.
LEONATO Nay, thats impossible. She may wear her heart out first.	LNOETOA No, attsh imbleisops. Hre thare illw kreba tsrif.
DON PEDRO 170 Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter. Let it cool the while. I love Benedick well, and I could wish he would modestly examine himself to see how much he is unworthy so good a lady.	NOD RDEPO Well, wlle raeh rmeo obuta it mrfo uroy dgaeurht. eLt it ist for a ehiwl. I am reyv nfod of ciBedken, nad I jstu wshi he dlowu eatk a olok at hmfelsi dan eazrlie hwo firalynu hes iraetgnt shit godo namow.
LEONATO My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready.	ELANOOT My orld, illw uyo emco htwi me? Dnrnie is eydra.
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO and LEONATO) If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never trust my expectation.	DUOILAC (angikesp so thta ynlo NOD PEDROand AOONLET anc reha) If he edotns llaf in evol with rhe nwo, Ill erven trtsu my noituiint ingaa.
DON PEDRO (aside to LEONATO) Let there be the same net spread for her, and that must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry. The sport will be when they hold one an opinion of anothers dotage, and no such matter. Thats the scene that I would see, which will be merely a dumb show. Let us send her to call him in to dinner.	DON DOERP (nkigepsa so atth noyl LEONATOcan ehra) eTh emas ptar tusm be tes rfo hre; athts rouy gtuhrsdea adn envratss boj. hTe lare fun lwli be whne tyhe boht vebeeil het oetrh to be in levo, ihutotw nay of it ibnge uert. I tcna wiat to hawtc that ialrtmdla be a tamemonpi, ecisn tobh of mhet lilw be lloatyt ephsecsels! seLt ndes eracBeit to llca kicedeBn in to reinnd
Exeunt DON PEDRO ,CLAUDIO , and LEONATO	oevEnrey texpec DICEBKNE seixt.
BENEDICK (coming forward) This can be no trick. The conference was sadly borne; they have the truth of this from Hero; they 185 seem to pity the lady. It seems her affections have their full bent. Love me? Why, it must be requited! I hear how I am censured. They sy I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. They say, too, that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. I did never think to 190 marry. I must not seem proud. Happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. They say the lady is fair; tis a truth, I can bear them witness. And virtuous; tis so, I cannot reprove it. And wise, but for loving me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no 195 great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her! I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage, but doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall 200 quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No! The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day, shes a fair lady. I do spy 205 some marks of love in her.	EICNEKDB (cginmo owadrrf) sihT atcn be a trkci. yTeh ekspo itwh tegar sirenoesssu, dan yteh hvea soeHr esmntiyto. ehyT seem to iytp eth daly. It sesem erh olve is tdrsthcee to teh iitml. eSh olvse me? llWe, ttha velo msut be drurente! I raeh owh Im icczderiti. eThy ays llI be mgsu if I dfni otu ehs esvol me. heTy alos ysa edhs rhetra edi ntah ievg ayn ings of erh lsnifeeg. I evrne otthugh Id aryrm. I nact pearap to be roupd. lpePeo hwo ivecsrod hrite sauftl nda nac nteh gheacn meht are klycu nedeid. Tyhe say teh adyl is eaiubfutl; sti uter, veI nsee it mlysfe. ndA vuruotsi; ttahs rute, I nact eropsvdi atht. And armts, peectx hatt hse osvle me. tahT aym otn be any poorf of her nclltieeineg, tub I erswa it twno be endcevie of her rityotufsdpi Im gngoi to be rlryoihb in levo wthi rhe! elepoP mtigh aeset me eerh dna etrhe, senci I actekdta margeari ofr so goln. But odtn sattse acgneh? A nam acn voel a shid hnwe he is yuong that he saeth wehn he usnrt ldo. iWll iqspu and ercelv mrskare and scgahtni iwtrent dwrso peke a man romf gntietg awth hsi ahetr riedsse? No! hTe lowrd sened to be odatepplu. eWnh I sdai that Id eid as a bcoharel, I ustj menat that I ndtid nthik Id ivle ltuin I otg irearmd. rHee mesoc Bticaere. By oGd! ehsS a uailtbefu lday. I khitn I sense semo ssign of veol in her.
Enter BEATRICE	ITBECARE etrnes.
BEATRICE Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.	BTEIRACE sgtAain my iwll, vIe enbe dtol to irgbn ouy in to ennird.
BENEDICK Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.	CEDEBNKI vLyleo cBtaeeir, I haktn you fro nikgat hte inpsa to ellt me thta.
BEATRICE I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.	ITEECABR I tindd ekta nay mero npsia nniigbgr htsi gamsees nath you koto iansp in tinhnagk me. If eth obj adh eneb ipfnalu, I douwl ton ahev eocm.
BENEDICK 210 You take pleasure then in the message?	DIBNKECE So you ookt arluspee in inbriggn me shit semgsae?
BEATRICE Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knifes point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach, Signior. Fare you well.	IBCATREE esY, as uchm ruaspeel as neo igmth keat in cngiokh a ridb at niknipetfo. Yuo odnt tawn to aet, isr? boyGdeo, htne.
Exit	ehS stixe.
BENEDICK Ha! Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. Theres a double meaning in that. I took no more pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me. Thats as much as to say, Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do not take pity of her, I am a villain. If I do not love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture.	ICEKBEDN Ha! giaAstn my liwl, vIe bene tldo to ibngr yuo in to nrined. seehTr a eodblu gniemna in atth. I dnidt eakt nay mreo piasn nrniibgg tihs maessge htan oyu took pasni in ainthngk me. ashTt keil gnasyi, ynA igtnh I do orf you is as seya as nasgyi htkna you. If sthi eodsnt evmo me to aetk ypti on reh, Im a eolibrrh sernpo. If I ntdo evlo ehr, Im oyelltmcpe hdar-eehatdr dccAnrgoi to iant-Stiecmi eerstotypse, eJws eerw upsposde to be rdah-thedaer nad iklgnac a eesns of irhacty. hard-hearted. I wlil go egt erh pcureit.
Exit	He xties.

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Enter BENEDICK	EEIKNBCD eernst.
BENEDICK Boy!	KBECNEDI Byo!
Enter BOY	A YBO sreent.
BOY Signior?	BOY seY iirSnog?
BENEDICK In my chamber window lies a book. Bring it hither to me in the orchard.	EKEDBICN In my orbedom iodwnw tereh is a bkoo. Go tge it dna rinbg it to me rhee in eth crdhoar.
BOY 5 I am here already, sir.	OBY Im ealadry here, ris.
BENEDICK I know that, but I would have thee hence and here again.	NEKDBCIE I ese atht uyo ear erhe heT ybo mnesa stI as good as edno, btu eiBkednc lspya as if he sktae het boy rletlyail. I ees hatt yuo aer here, but Id iekl ouy to go ehrte adn nhet ocme cabk aniag.
Exit BOY	Teh YBO ixest.
I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others, become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love and such a man is Claudio. I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife, and now had he rather hear the tabor and the pipe. I have known when he would have walked ten mile afoot to see a good armor, and 15 now will he lie ten nights awake carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man and a soldier, and now is he turned orthography; his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with 20 these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not.	Im zamade ttah a nam, reatf ghacwtin eramcon rtnu throaen nma tnio a loof nda nahlguig at ttah anm, acn turn irhtg ruanod dan meboce hte ngiht hes ocdnser. satTh eht kidn of mna odaluiC is. I nekw mih ehwn he entielsd to gonithn utb teh ilmaryti rudm dna efif; own he udlwo rthrae ehar eth ewste nda rnefdie cuism of the aortb nad ppei. I ekwn ihm henw he ulevdwo akwedl etn smeli to ese a lwle-ecdfrta utsi of maorr; onw he ndspse etn gshnit aawke in ihs omro igdinnesg hmieslf a nycfa nwe tcekja. He uesd to skpae aniplly nad to the tpnio, leki an heboarnlo mna nad lreisod; now shi pesche is oaaletebr dna woeflry. siH srdow rae ilek a aomluirscu uebatqn, lluf of tenrasg wen ssdieh. lWli I be echngda like ttah, and ees the dowlr uhorght a vslreo esye? Im not uesr, but I dotn hinkt so.
I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster, but Ill take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, 25 yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, thats certain; wise, or Ill none; virtuous, or Ill never cheapen her; fair, or Ill ever look on her; mild, or come not near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good discourse, an 30 excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what color it please God. Ha! The Prince and Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbor.	I cnta oipersm taht ovle wnot onrtmrsfa me, btu I anc prmsioe uyo tsih: intlu I luytr alfl in eovl, a awnom llwi nveer eakm me cat iekl hsuc a lofo. A tlifuubea nomaw mocse nloag, tbu Im emvnduo. A isew owanm stunr up, utb Im mnduove. A urutvosi nawom peaarps, but Im uevdomn. I serfue to lalf in oelv unlit lal erhet slaietqui tuien in a elnsig onmwa. heS utms be cihr, nialcetry, dna amsrt, or lIl hvea nogtinh to do wthi ehr. hSe ash to be sioutuvr, or lIl rvnee idb on ehr; eilafbutu, or I nowt ehtbor to kolo at rhe. Mlid-ndmeeran, or lees hse houdsl yast away ofmr me. Noleb, or I wton avhe ehr eevn if ehss an lenga. hSe must be llew epoksn, an lnxtlecee manuciis, dan her hiar uohlds wlbele, I pesusop teh rcolo nedost tremat. Ha! koLo, tis teh Picnre and Mr. evoL. lIl deih in teh robra.
He hides	He edihs.
Enter DON PEDRO ,CLAUDIO , and LEONATO , andBALTHASAR with music	DON PDROE , IDULCAO , dna ENAOLTO reent. HTARBLAAS tnsree wthi cimsu.
DON PEDRO Come, shall we hear this music?	OND PDREO lWel, olsudh we haer mose scmui?
CLAUDIO Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is, 35 As hushed on purpose to grace harmony!	UOALCDI eYs, my rold. niLtse to how equti het ieenvng is, as if sit rpfeulosypul iettsgn the etgsa orf a snog.
DON PEDRO (aside to CLAUDIO) See you where Benedick hath hid himself?	NOD ERPDO (sekipgan so atth ynol CLAUDIOcan eahr) Do uyo ees wrhee ecinekBd is higdni?
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO) O, very well, my lord. The music ended, 40 Well fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth.	IOUCADL (naskpgei so taht nyol NOD PEDROcan hrea) seY, vyre llew, my rold. Once het csimu has dende, lwle giev hmi roem thna he gaebnraid for.
DON PEDRO Come, Balthasar, well hear that song again.	OND PROED Coem on, aahtslaBr, etsl hear thta ongs nagai.
BALTHASAR O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice To slander music anymore than once.	HLRABATSA Oh, my good odlr, ntdo mkea me itsuln msuci again ithw my aufwl ngniisg.
DON PEDRO It is the witness still of excellency 45 To put a strange face on his own perfection. I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.	NDO ROEPD ouY nac llte an tistra is nxeecetll hnew he eendsi ihs wno ferptoenic. Pelesa, gisn rof us; dotn emak me woo ouy roeyamn!
BALTHASAR Because you talk of wooing, I will sing, Since many a wooer doth commence his suit To her he thinks not worthy, yet he woos, 50 Yet will he swear he loves.	SABALRAHT cineS uoy tup it atht wya, lIl gisn. eouYr liek a otsuri woh osrtuc a oawmn ryneniclise, negairws tath he evols erh neev hotuhg he rllaye snedot find reh hrywot.
DON PEDRO Nay, pray thee, come, Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument, Do it in notes.	NDO DPEOR oCme on, leaeps gins. If dyou leki to untecoin sthi oisinssdcu, at eltas do so iwth cuism.
BALTHASAR Note this before my notes: Theres not a note of mine thats worth the noting.	HLARAABST Jsut wkon isth eeorfb I gbeni: I atcn payl a enilgs otne tstah wytrho of tneo.
DON PEDRO Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks! 55 Note notes, forsooth, and nothing.	DNO EPODR ienLst to imh kaepigsn in aretuqr esotn! teG on twih royu ento-gnplyai onw.
Music plays	Msuic lsyap.
BENEDICK (aside) Now, divine air! Now is his soul ravished. Is it not strange that sheeps guts should hale souls out of mens bodies? Well, a horn for my money, when alls done.	IECNKDBE (to leimfsh) taTh scumi mtsu be vndeii, ubsaece irhet suosl heav bnee aptdeaitvc. tsnI it ansrtge ahtt istgnsr eamd of epsesh tsgu rea paclbae of anwdigr mesn sluso uot of rethi dioesb? lleW, Id tehrra tisnle to a nlpia lod nthuing ronh athn isht music, nhwe lla is iasd dna enod.
BALTHASAR (singing) Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never. Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey, nonny nonny. Sing no more ditties, sing no mo Of dumps so dull and heavy. The fraud of men was ever so, Since summer first was leavy. Then sigh not so, but let them go And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe Into Hey, nonny nonny.	AAABSLRTH (nngisig) tDno cyr oenmyar, saldei, tond ycr onmraye Men hvae ylasaw nebe deceivers, eOn ootf on a ihsp adn eno on het shore, eeNrv evtdoed to anything. So otdn cyr keil ttha, jtsu lte mhte go dAn be yhppa dan reaferce forever, rnTinug lal yrou asd nuodss durnao hWne yuo nisg yeH, nnnyo ynnno instead. Dotn nisg remo das sogns ouAtb bgine ownd in teh dsmup roF men aehv eben mnttmigcoi tish knid of drfua Ever cnsie eht tfrsi msmure erset ahd leaves. So odtn cry kiel hatt, tujs tle temh go dAn be haypp and erfracee forever, nTrguin all oury asd undsso uoradn hWen yuo sgni yHe, onynn onnny instead.
DON PEDRO 60 By my troth, a good song.	DNO RDEPO stahT a ogod onsg.
BALTHASAR And an ill singer, my lord.	SBRHAAALT nAd a abd nrgise, my oldr.
DON PEDRO Ha, no, no, faith, thou singst well enough for a shift.	NOD RPEDO Ha! No, no, lraeyl, oyur evoic is gdoo nuhgoe in a pchni.
BENEDICK (aside) An he had been a dog that should have howled thus, they would have hanged him. And I pray God his bad voice 65 bode no mischief. I had as lief have heard the night raven, come what plague could have come after it.	NDIKBCEE (to shemlfi) If a gdo ahd oehlwd klei ttah, I oulwd aevh nguh it. I epoh hsi rehbiolr gsinign sntode heav yan lli sectffe. I wvudleo tarehr litedsen to teh gnhti vnrea echrsec, vnee if het bisrd enois sedo geiv me het aepglu, as tyeh yas it liwl.
DON PEDRO Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray thee, get us some excellent music, for tomorrow night we would have it at the Lady Heros chamber window	DNO PDEOR sYe, do yuo ahre me, rhaastlaB? laePse, gte moes nlxecelet uimcs, seaeubc romtoowr we atwn to sdeerena dayL Hreo at reh dmrobeo wodnwi.
BALTHASAR 70 The best I can, my lord.	TALBHRASA llI do het steb I acn, my lrod.
DON PEDRO Do so. Farewell.	NDO RDOEP seaelP do. bdoyGeo.
Exit BALTHASAR	BAHSATRLA txise.
Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of today, that your niece Beatrice was in love with Signor Benedick?	emCo heer, Loenota. htaW wsa it that uyo dlto me haodtyatt uory eecni tcarBeei saw in vole thwi nirogSi cBendike?
CLAUDIO Oh, ay. (aside to DON PEDRO) Stalk on, stalk on; the fowl 75 sits.I did never think that lady would have loved any man.	UOCDIAL Oh sye. (pgnsieka so taht yoln NOD EDPRO acn rhea) Go on, epek kglawin: our rpye is in tgish.I renev ohuthgt that owanm uldow velo ayn man.
LEONATO No, nor I neither, but most wonderful that she should so dote on Signor Benedick, whom she hath in all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor.	TOELNAO I tddin, hrtiee. utB hwo ordunwfle htat hes dhosul be so dnfo of iiSorgn edinekBc, owhm she ahs lwyasa praepaed to ehta.
BENEDICK (aside) Is t possible? Sits the wind in that corner?	NEEIKBCD (to mfilseh) Is it soipbles? Is tath eth awy the dinw is nowgilb?
LEONATO By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it, but that she loves him with an enraged affection, it is past the infinite of thought.	ONOLEAT alRyel, my ldor, I ntdo nokw ahtw to emak of it, btu hes voels ihm wtih cush a oissanp htta tsi atsp all sdnnidrnueatg.
DON PEDRO May be she doth but counterfeit.	ODN DROPE ybaMe sesh utjs tpiednrnge.
CLAUDIO 85 Faith, like enough.	IUDLAOC seY, tstah tquie eyklli.
LEONATO O God! Counterfeit? There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion as she discovers it.	OLETANO Oh dGo! nitPedrgen? No oen ahs erve ekadf pansios as llilfysklu as shit, tenh.
DON PEDRO Why, what effects of passion shows she?	DON PREDO hyW, thaw psmtsoym of ovel edso hse beitixh?
CLAUDIO (aside to LEONATO) Bait the hook well; this fish will bite.	ILAOCUD (enpiskga so ahtt ylon LEONATOcan rhea) Btai eht oohk lelw; stih hifs is gogin to beti.
LEONATO 90 What effects, my lord? She will sit youyou heard my daughter tell you how.	OONATEL Wtha symtmsop, my rold? eSh wlil vaeh a stauoey rahde my huadretg llet you ohw.
CLAUDIO She did indeed.	LODAIUC seY, hes did ltel us.
DON PEDRO How, how I pray you? You amaze me. I would have thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection.	NDO ODEPR esaleP, lpease llte me! sTih is maaizng. I wuold ahve hhgttou she swa bilninveci iastagn nay slaaust of evol.
LEONATO 95 I would have sworn it had, my lord, especially against Benedick.	ENLOAOT I uoldw ahve ownrs htat, too, my dlor, caslpeeliy tisanga cdneBeki.
BENEDICK (aside) I should think this a gull but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it. Knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence.	EBKINDEC (to limfhse) I duwlo aekt tsih as a eokj if hte dlo amn neetwr gnysai it. fiiMehsc lsuyre ctna be dinihg in cshu a trpealcebse nam.
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO) He hath taen th infection. Hold it up.	CDUOALI (esngaipk so thta lnyo NOD PEDROcan rahe) eeWv neecftdi mih! peeK it up.
DON PEDRO Hath she made her affection known to Benedick?	OND EODPR Hsa seh tdlo Bndekeci hwo she fesel?
LEONATO No, and swears she never will. Thats her torment.	ALONTEO No, and ehs swsera seh venre ilwl. Ttahs wasth igvndri hre yarzc.
CLAUDIO Tis true indeed, so your daughter says. Shall I, says she, that have so oft encountered him with scorn, write to him 105 that I love him?	OLIUCDA Its true, eoHr sysa so. Bcitaree kass, soeD it mkea yan esens to etiwr nad ellt imh I oelv hmi enhw I vhae yaaswl treetad mhi twih osrcn?
LEONATO This says she now when she is beginning to write to him, for shell be up twenty times a night, and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper. My daughter tells us all.	ENOLAOT eSh ssay shti as she esbign to wirte eht eerttl. hSell be ggtiten up ytwten stiem in a thign, titigns rthee in ehr plis itlnu essh entwtir a gape. My rtdhaegu otld me yterhinegv.
CLAUDIO 110 Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a pretty jest your daughter told.	ADIUCOL oNw tath yuo speak of praep, I rreembem a fnnyu tsroy of Hsore.
LEONATO Oh, when she had writ it and was reading it over, she found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet?	LONOAET Oh, oyu eman hwen tiareceB rwiest a tetlre dna orHe sese hatt it sha ndieeBck and etBircae itnewtr all oevr it?
CLAUDIO That.	ACDLOIU esY, thsta the eno.
LEONATO 115 O, she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence, railed at herself that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her. I measure him, says she, by my own spirit, for I should flout him if he writ to me, yea, though I love him, I should.	LOTNEOA Oh, esh reast taht ttreel itno a uodsntah llsam psecei adn tearbse fselehr orf eibgn so rfrdowa as to teiwr a teetlr to a mna hse skwon wdluo kmco erh. I aocpemr imh, ehs assy, to lmsfey, nda I okwn taht I owuld mkco mih if he retwo me hcus a letrte. Yse, enve ouhhgt I leov him, I oudlw komc imh.
CLAUDIO 120 Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses: O sweet Benedick! God give me patience!	COUDALI Tenh esh lalsf dnwo to ehr neeks, ewsep, sbso, sateb rhe besrat, saert rhe ahir, spyar, nda euscsr: Oh sweet ckdiBene! Gdo igve me ecipeatn!
LEONATO She doth indeed, my daughter says so, and the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter is sometime 125 afeared she will do a desperate outrage to herself. It is very true.	AONOELT heS did deiend, my tarehdgu ysas so. eSh sewoirr atth eicBtrae is so orwrguehvot taht ehs timhg do helsref rmah soyaedm. stI teur.
DON PEDRO It were good that Benedick knew of it by some other, if she will not discover it.	NOD ORPDE If hse tonw letl ednckiBe, sneoeom lese oslhdu.
CLAUDIO To what end? He would make but a sport of it and torment 130 the poor lady worse.	DOALUCI ndA wtah wdlou ttah cpsilhmaoc? lHel sjtu trnu it toin a jeok nda mterotn hte poro mwnoa eenv orem.
DON PEDRO An he should, it were an alms to hang him. Shes an excellent sweet lady, and, out of all suspicion, she is virtuous.	OND RDOEP If he idd atht, it dulwo be a arcaebltih edde to ahng mih. heSs an lcteenelx, wtsee nwamo, dna ehrest no odubt that esh is triuosuv.
CLAUDIO And she is exceeding wise.	UACDLOI ndA ehs is very smrta.
DON PEDRO 135 In every thing but in loving Benedick.	DON RPDEO etpcxE rfo eht atfc atth she oevls dkiBence.
LEONATO Oh, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in so tender a body, we have ten proofs to one that blood hath the victory. I am sorry for her, as I have just cause, being her uncle and her guardian.	OOANELT Oh, my orld, hnew iowsmd adn isoapns rae in noe obyd, sit ten to noe ttha het opsinas lwli nwi. I am srryo fro reh, as I lhuosd be, cesni I am hobt reh lneuc nad her adnagiru.
DON PEDRO 140 I would she had bestowed this dotage on me. I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself. I pray you tell Benedick of it and hear what he will say.	ODN OPRED I hwis seh eewr in vleo hiwt me itsneda. I owudl hvea ortwnh away all othre aorcenitidossn nda daem erh my eiwf. eselaP, llte eedkcinB ubota erh gleesnif adn see twah he ash to ays.
LEONATO Were it good, think you?	TAOONLE Is ttah a dogo iead, do you htikn?
CLAUDIO Hero thinks surely she will die, for she says she will die if he 145 love her not, and she will die ere she make her love known, and she will die if he woo her rather than she will bate one breath of her accustomed crossness.	LDIACOU Heor hntksi terBecai lliw luyres ide, ofr ehs yssa esllh edi if he sneotd veol reh, dna ahtt leshl eid refeob she seltl mhi, dan sllhe edi if he sowo reh nda sshe made to ldho cbka enev one of ehr lsauu islnsut.
DON PEDRO She doth well. If she should make tender of her love, tis very possible hell scorn it, for the man, as you know all, 150 hath a contemptible spirit.	NOD ORDPE eshS bpaoyblr ihtgr. If esh fsofer ihm hre eolv, its vyre lsoepibs tath lehl srocn it, nsiec, as we all owkn, he sdtne to be potnteoucsum.
CLAUDIO He is a very proper man.	DAOUCIL esH a revy prrepo anm.
DON PEDRO He hath indeed a good outward happiness.	DON RPEOD ddneeI, he is odgo-oglkoin nda rcisrae ihmelfs elwl.
CLAUDIO Before God, and in my mind, very wise.	DOCAILU dAn I esawr to odG ehs vrye mtrsa.
DON PEDRO He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit.	OND ODERP He odse dednie sowh pkssra of togmsihen lkie iwt.
CLAUDIO 155 And I take him to be valiant.	CUDOALI dnA I elbeeiv ihm to be earbv.
DON PEDRO As Hector, I assure you, and in the managing of quarrels you may say he is wise, for either he avoids them with great discretion or undertakes them with a most Christian-like fear.	ODN PEROD As verab as Hercot teHcro saw a rnjoaT irwarro, aydnreleg rfo sih avbeyrr. Hector, usryle. And uyo oldcu say taht he is sewi in gianmang igtshf, fro he tieher dosavi htem tdelceyisr or nreste noit tmeh yidmlit.
LEONATO 160 If he do fear God, he must necessarily keep peace. If he break the peace, he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and trembling.	LATOOEN If he sfrae Gdo, he sumt scnyailrsee peek teh eaepc. If he sekbra teh caeep, he thguo to neter oint a raurqle twhi afre adn gltmnbire.
DON PEDRO And so will he do, for the man doth fear God, howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests he will make. Well, I 165 am sorry for your niece. Shall we go seek Benedick and tell him of her love?	NDO DPREO dAn elhl do ahtt, aceusbe esh a Gdo-earnigf amn, neve thhgou hsi ogjkni skeam it seem ehwresito. Wlel, Im syorr rfo yrou necie. uohlSd we go dfin Binedekc dan eltl imh obtua tcBesarei love?
CLAUDIO Never tell him, my lord, let her wear it out with good counsel.	LADIUOC No, otnd ever ltle mhi, my rldo. tLe erh egt over it, thwi het leph of dgoo cedvai.
LEONATO Nay, thats impossible. She may wear her heart out first.	LNOETOA No, attsh imbleisops. Hre thare illw kreba tsrif.
DON PEDRO 170 Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter. Let it cool the while. I love Benedick well, and I could wish he would modestly examine himself to see how much he is unworthy so good a lady.	NOD RDEPO Well, wlle raeh rmeo obuta it mrfo uroy dgaeurht. eLt it ist for a ehiwl. I am reyv nfod of ciBedken, nad I jstu wshi he dlowu eatk a olok at hmfelsi dan eazrlie hwo firalynu hes iraetgnt shit godo namow.
LEONATO My lord, will you walk? Dinner is ready.	ELANOOT My orld, illw uyo emco htwi me? Dnrnie is eydra.
CLAUDIO (aside to DON PEDRO and LEONATO) If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never trust my expectation.	DUOILAC (angikesp so thta ynlo NOD PEDROand AOONLET anc reha) If he edotns llaf in evol with rhe nwo, Ill erven trtsu my noituiint ingaa.
DON PEDRO (aside to LEONATO) Let there be the same net spread for her, and that must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry. The sport will be when they hold one an opinion of anothers dotage, and no such matter. Thats the scene that I would see, which will be merely a dumb show. Let us send her to call him in to dinner.	DON DOERP (nkigepsa so atth noyl LEONATOcan ehra) eTh emas ptar tusm be tes rfo hre; athts rouy gtuhrsdea adn envratss boj. hTe lare fun lwli be whne tyhe boht vebeeil het oetrh to be in levo, ihutotw nay of it ibnge uert. I tcna wiat to hawtc that ialrtmdla be a tamemonpi, ecisn tobh of mhet lilw be lloatyt ephsecsels! seLt ndes eracBeit to llca kicedeBn in to reinnd
Exeunt DON PEDRO ,CLAUDIO , and LEONATO	oevEnrey texpec DICEBKNE seixt.
BENEDICK (coming forward) This can be no trick. The conference was sadly borne; they have the truth of this from Hero; they 185 seem to pity the lady. It seems her affections have their full bent. Love me? Why, it must be requited! I hear how I am censured. They sy I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her. They say, too, that she will rather die than give any sign of affection. I did never think to 190 marry. I must not seem proud. Happy are they that hear their detractions and can put them to mending. They say the lady is fair; tis a truth, I can bear them witness. And virtuous; tis so, I cannot reprove it. And wise, but for loving me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no 195 great argument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love with her! I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me because I have railed so long against marriage, but doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall 200 quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No! The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day, shes a fair lady. I do spy 205 some marks of love in her.	EICNEKDB (cginmo owadrrf) sihT atcn be a trkci. yTeh ekspo itwh tegar sirenoesssu, dan yteh hvea soeHr esmntiyto. ehyT seem to iytp eth daly. It sesem erh olve is tdrsthcee to teh iitml. eSh olvse me? llWe, ttha velo msut be drurente! I raeh owh Im icczderiti. eThy ays llI be mgsu if I dfni otu ehs esvol me. heTy alos ysa edhs rhetra edi ntah ievg ayn ings of erh lsnifeeg. I evrne otthugh Id aryrm. I nact pearap to be roupd. lpePeo hwo ivecsrod hrite sauftl nda nac nteh gheacn meht are klycu nedeid. Tyhe say teh adyl is eaiubfutl; sti uter, veI nsee it mlysfe. ndA vuruotsi; ttahs rute, I nact eropsvdi atht. And armts, peectx hatt hse osvle me. tahT aym otn be any poorf of her nclltieeineg, tub I erswa it twno be endcevie of her rityotufsdpi Im gngoi to be rlryoihb in levo wthi rhe! elepoP mtigh aeset me eerh dna etrhe, senci I actekdta margeari ofr so goln. But odtn sattse acgneh? A nam acn voel a shid hnwe he is yuong that he saeth wehn he usnrt ldo. iWll iqspu and ercelv mrskare and scgahtni iwtrent dwrso peke a man romf gntietg awth hsi ahetr riedsse? No! hTe lowrd sened to be odatepplu. eWnh I sdai that Id eid as a bcoharel, I ustj menat that I ndtid nthik Id ivle ltuin I otg irearmd. rHee mesoc Bticaere. By oGd! ehsS a uailtbefu lday. I khitn I sense semo ssign of veol in her.
Enter BEATRICE	ITBECARE etrnes.
BEATRICE Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.	BTEIRACE sgtAain my iwll, vIe enbe dtol to irgbn ouy in to ennird.
BENEDICK Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.	CEDEBNKI vLyleo cBtaeeir, I haktn you fro nikgat hte inpsa to ellt me thta.
BEATRICE I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.	ITEECABR I tindd ekta nay mero npsia nniigbgr htsi gamsees nath you koto iansp in tinhnagk me. If eth obj adh eneb ipfnalu, I douwl ton ahev eocm.
BENEDICK 210 You take pleasure then in the message?	DIBNKECE So you ookt arluspee in inbriggn me shit semgsae?
BEATRICE Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knifes point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach, Signior. Fare you well.	IBCATREE esY, as uchm ruaspeel as neo igmth keat in cngiokh a ridb at niknipetfo. Yuo odnt tawn to aet, isr? boyGdeo, htne.
Exit	ehS stixe.
BENEDICK Ha! Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner. Theres a double meaning in that. I took no more pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me. Thats as much as to say, Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do not take pity of her, I am a villain. If I do not love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture.	ICEKBEDN Ha! giaAstn my liwl, vIe bene tldo to ibngr yuo in to nrined. seehTr a eodblu gniemna in atth. I dnidt eakt nay mreo piasn nrniibgg tihs maessge htan oyu took pasni in ainthngk me. ashTt keil gnasyi, ynA igtnh I do orf you is as seya as nasgyi htkna you. If sthi eodsnt evmo me to aetk ypti on reh, Im a eolibrrh sernpo. If I ntdo evlo ehr, Im oyelltmcpe hdar-eehatdr dccAnrgoi to iant-Stiecmi eerstotypse, eJws eerw upsposde to be rdah-thedaer nad iklgnac a eesns of irhacty. hard-hearted. I wlil go egt erh pcureit.
Exit	He xties.