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Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES , andSEXTON , in gowns; and the Watch, withCONRADE and BORACHIO
OYBDGRER , SEVGER , the TSXEON (in his oilaifcf wngo), and theWATCHMEN enrte, igbignrn DEONCRA and OBHRIAOC .

DOGBERRY

Is our whole dissembly appeared?

YDREORGB

VERGES

Oh, a stool and a cushion for the Sexton.

VERESG

Oh, we ende a tloso dan a honuics ofr the tnxoes.
A stool is brought in. SEXTON sits
A losto is hbotrug in. hTe TNEOSX ssit donw.

SEXTON

Which be the malefactors?

TEXOSN

ciWhh osen rea eht sfaeomalctr?

DOGBERRY

Marry, that am I and my partner.

EROBGDYR

irS, tath dwolu be me and my arretpn.

VERGES

Nay, thats certain; we have the exhibition to examine.

EEGVSR

SEXTON

But which are the offenders that are to be examined? Let
them come before Master Constable.

NXESOT

No, yuoev esniuomsdrotd eemerhw aer eth iclaisrnm mwoh Im opspuesd to meeainx? eHav mteh oecm in ofntr of eht master acslneotb.

DOGBERRY

Yea, marry, let them come before me.
What is your name, friend?

DYORREBG

Yse, nedied, rbngi tmhe beeorf me.
BORACHIO andCONRADE come forward
BRHOCIOA nda RDNOCAE emoc awrdrfo.
10 Whats your name, friend?
tWsah ouyr maen, fiedrn?

BORACHIO

Borachio.

CIOBOAHR

rocBoaih.

DOGBERRY

Pray, write down, Borachio.Yours, sirrah?

YBORDERG

saleeP, trwei wdno orciBhoa.Adn orysu?

CONRADE

I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.

ODENCAR

Im a nenatmgel, rsi, nda my aemn is ndoarCe.

DOGBERRY

Write down Master Gentleman Conrade.Masters, do
15 you serve God?

DYRRGOBE

iterW wdon taerMs nGatmenle erdCnoa.tGmnleeen, rae uyo doog aiCsrihnts, dan do uyo evsre oGd?

CONRADE, BORACHIO

Yea, sir, we hope.

ACOERDN, OAHRBOCI

seY, irs, we pheo so.

DOGBERRY

Write down that they hope they serve God; and write God
first, for God defend but God should go before such
villains!Masters, it is proved already that you are little
20 better than false knaves, and it will go near to be thought so
shortly. How answer you for yourselves?

YDGBORRE

riWte nowd ttah ehyt pohe they rseev Gdo. Oh, nda wrtie Gdo rrftifso dGo odrbif we put stehe snlimicra eerfob oGd!Geenenltm, ist raedlay enbe voepnr ttha ouy netar hucm tberte tahn ginly lrsncaimi, adn oons lwel wonk tslamo for teiarnc. How do yuo btho pedal?

CONRADE

Marry, sir, we say we are none.

CADRNEO

olsetHyn, irs, we say ttah we rae ton irlascmni.

DOGBERRY

A marvelous witty fellow, I assure you, but I will go about
with him.Come you hither, sirrah, a word in your ear.
25 Sir, I say to you it is thought you are false knaves.

ORBYGRDE

sHe a lleyvmaruos wytit elfwlo, no btuod, tbu llI noetuaemvru ihm.meoC eovr eerh; Ill eprhswi a rdow in uory aer. riS, I ltle you we eeliebv oyeru thob iylng imlnicasr.

BORACHIO

Sir, I say to you we are none.

IBAHOCRO

Sri, I ellt you atth we are ont.

DOGBERRY

Well, stand aside.Fore God, they are both in a ale. Have
you writ down that they are none?

BRDRGOYE

ellW, ykoa.I awrse to God, ohtb ethri oetssri cmaht. eHav uyo ewirtnt thta ownd, tath tehy naret ianmilrsc?

SEXTON

Master Constable, you go not the way to examine. You
30 must call forth the watch that are their accusers.

SOXENT

Mesart nsebloCta, eyrou gongi aobtu stih lal wnogr. irsFt, yuo ahev to speak to eht wtcnemha ohw caduesc tmhe.

DOGBERRY

Yea, marry, thats the eftest way.Let the watch come
forth. Masters, I charge you in the Princes name, accuse
these men.

OBGRYRDE

Yse, dgoo deai; ashtt het

fsteet

tEetfs is a eiskmat orf aptest.

eftest
way. iBnrg hte cehntwam darfwro. Glemntnee, I edror yuo in hte rPisecn amne to ascuec etseh mne.

FIRST WATCHMAN

This man said, sir, that Don John, the Princes brother, was
35 a villain.

FTSIR ANAMCWHT

shTi man sida, irs, that onD nhoJ, eht ePnisrc hbrtero, wsa a lvniail.

DOGBERRY

Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat perjury,
to call a princes brother villain.

DBROYRGE

eitrW odnw ttha Pnceir ohnJ is a lviailn. Why, httsa atfl-out

yerrpuj

gbDryero yboprbla aesnm heayetcrr on slanden.

perjury
to alcl a iensrcp retbhro a avlilin.

BORACHIO

Master Constable

OOCRAIHB

teMras ontClbaes

DOGBERRY

Pray thee, fellow, peace. I do not like thy look, I promise
40 thee.

REBGORDY

Be tueqi, ouy. I earsw, I dnto kile eht lkoo of ouy.

SEXTON

(to Watch) What heard you him say else?

SXONET

(to het nmwahtec) Wath lese did uyo hrae ihm ays?

SECOND WATCHMAN

Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John
for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.

NDEOSC ACWTNAHM

ahtT oDn hoJn dah ngive ihm a uadtsnho ceeisp of odlg rof ywglurnfol ugcancsi eth yLad eroH.

DOGBERRY

Flat burglary as ever was committed.

RBREGYDO

hsTta glraybur, htat is.

VERGES

45 Yea, by Mass, that it is.

GVRSEE

seY, by God, thta it is.

SEXTON

What else, fellow?

OTSEXN

aWth slee idd you eahr?

FIRST WATCHMAN

And that Count Claudio did mean upon his words to
disgrace Hero before the whole assembly, and not marry
her.

RSTFI MAWHCATN

I hadre ttah uoCnt dualoiC atmen to criasdge roHe in tfnro of het elhow weidgnd tyarp dan esreuf to ryrma ehr.

DOGBERRY

(to BORACHIO) O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into
everlasting redemption for this.

EDBRORYG

(to BORACHIO) Oh, uyo iiavnll! uloYl be dnoneedcm to nilegeartvs

nedrmtepoi

imetnoedRp is a kameist rfo damnation.

redemption
for hits!

SEXTON

What else?

ONTESX

taWh esle?

FIRST WATCHMAN

This is all.

TIFSR NTHAWCAM

sthTa lla.

SEXTON

And this is more, masters, than you can deny. Prince John
55 is this morning secretly stolen away. Hero was in this
manner accused, in this very manner refused, and upon the
grief of this, suddenly died.Master Constable, let these
men be bound and brought to Leonatos. I will go before
and show him their examination.

EOSNTX

(to ENAODCR dna BORACHIO) Yuo ctan ndey tsih, nenmelegt. Tihs nmnirog, rcnePi oJnh elytecrs cnksu uto of nMsiaes. roeH saw dcecaus caxtlye as eth tnmacawh cedsdrbie, dan edid on teh otps mrfo teh grefi.
traMes beoClants, iet up teehs mne nad rbgin tehm to eaLsnoot. lIl egt eterh srtfi and tlle hmi twha we nufod out.
Exit
He etxsi.

DOGBERRY

60 Come, let them be opinioned.

ORGRBEYD

VERGES

Let them be in the hands

SREGVE

Let htem be in teh dsanh

CONRADE

Off, coxcomb!

NCOREDA

Gte fof me, uoy oflo!

DOGBERRY

Gods my life, wheres the Sexton? Let him write down the
Princes officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.Thou
65 naughty varlet!

BEYRRDOG

osnetH to dGo, sewerh eth otnsex? He lsuhod twier nowd ttha het nPersci ocifefr swa ldceal a oofl. oCme on, iet ehtm up. (to CONRADE) ruYoe a yntas lietlt skitrne!

CONRADE

Away! You are an ass, you are an ass!

DRENAOC

etG aawy romf me, you ssa! uoY sas!

DOGBERRY

Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my
years? Oh, that he were here to write me down an ass! But
masters, remember that I am an ass, though it be not
70 written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.No, thou
villain, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by
good witness. I am a wise fellow and, which is more, an
officer and, which is more, a householder and, which is
more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Messina, and one
75 that knows the law, go to, and a rich fellow enough, go to,
and a fellow that hath had losses, and one that hath two
gowns and everything handsome about him.Bring him
away.Oh, that I had been writ down an ass!

BYREODRG

oHw nac ouy llca me atht? ntoD ouy usepcst my ioefcf? otnD uoy

usepsct

eScsput is a amtkesi ofr respect.

suspect
my gae? Oh, if olyn hte nxsote eerw hree to eiwtr dwon hatt Im an ssa! Gnmelteen, rmereebm tath I am an sas; nvee thuhgo tsi otn etwnrit nowd, nodt fertgo ahtt Im an ssa. Oh, yeuor a rtonet rsaatbd, uoy aer. Im a esiw anm dan, twahs mreo, Im an ficefor of teh alw dna, hwast eorm, Im a huolrheesdo dna, thwas mreo, Im as deonmsha a hnku of tmae as yna in aseinsM. dAn I okwn eth awl, danm uyo, dan Im hcir enhgou, damn you, adn I edsu to aveh more, utb I ltisl ehav tow reosb and ltso of vlloey tinshg.Take mih aayw!Oh, if noyl the oxnets ahd rddoerce ahtt Im an ass!
Exeunt
yeTh lal exit.