Much Ado About Nothing

Let’s start. See, Beatrice has run over like a little bird, keeping close to the ground and trying to overhear us.

(speaking so that only HERO can hear) The best part of fishing is watching the fish cut through the water and greedily take the bait. Now we’re fishing for Beatrice, who’s hiding right now in the honeysuckle arbor. Don’t worry, I’ll do my part.

(speaking so that only URSULAcan hear) Then let’s get closer, so she can hear all the false, sweet bait we’re setting for her.— (approaching the bower) No, truly, Ursula, she’s too scornful. She’s as devious and fierce as the wild hawks on the rocks.

But are you sure that Benedick loves Beatrice that much?

That’s what the Prince and my fiancé say.

And did they ask you to tell Beatrice about this, madam?

They did want me to tell her, but I persuaded them that, if they truly loved Benedick, they would try to get him to battle his emotions and keep Beatrice in the dark.

Why did you do that? Doesn’t Benedick deserve as much luck with a mate as he would have with Beatrice?