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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do the owls know where to go? Sometimes we even have questions that have nothing to do with Harry Potter, but today is not one of those days. Today we will be asking “What would happen if there was texting in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone? Would McGonagall receive a lengthy text and then hit them back with a single ‘k’?”

The answer is yes, and that should be obvious to anyone who has so much as looked at that woman. Also, here’s a slideshow.