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Anne of Green Gables

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Chapter XV

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Chapter XV

A Tempest in the School Teapot

WHAT a splendid
day!" said Anne, drawing a long breath. "Isn't it good just to be alive on
a day like this? I pity the people who aren't born yet for missing it.
They may have good days, of course, but they can never have this one. And
it's splendider still to have such a lovely way to go to school by, isn't

"It's a lot nicer than going round by the road; that is so dusty and hot,"
said Diana practically, peeping into her dinner basket and mentally
calculating if the three juicy, toothsome, raspberry tarts reposing there
were divided among ten girls how many bites each girl would have.

The little girls of Avonlea school always pooled their lunches, and to eat
three raspberry tarts all alone or even to share them only with one's best
chum would have forever and ever branded as "awful mean" the girl who did
it. And yet, when the tarts were divided among ten girls you just got
enough to tantalize you.

The way Anne and Diana went to school was a pretty one. Anne
thought those walks to and from school with Diana couldn't be improved
upon even by imagination. Going around by the main road would have been so
unromantic; but to go by Lover's Lane and Willowmere and Violet Vale and
the Birch Path was romantic, if ever anything was.

Lover's Lane opened out below the orchard at Green Gables and stretched
far up into the woods to the end of the Cuthbert farm. It was the way by
which the cows were taken to the back pasture and the wood hauled home in
winter. Anne had named it Lover's Lane before she had been a month at
Green Gables.

"Not that lovers ever really walk there," she explained to Marilla, "but
Diana and I are reading a perfectly magnificent book and there's a Lover's
Lane in it. So we want to have one, too. And it's a very pretty name,
don't you think? So romantic! We can't imagine the lovers into it, you
know. I like that lane because you can think out loud there without people
calling you crazy."

Anne, starting out alone in the morning, went down Lover's Lane as far as
the brook. Here Diana met her, and the two little girls went on up the
lane under the leafy arch of maples—"maples are such sociable
trees," said Anne; "they're always rustling and whispering to you"—until
they came to a rustic bridge. Then they left the lane and walked through
Mr. Barry's back field and past Willowmere. Beyond Willowmere came Violet
Vale—a little green dimple in the shadow of Mr. Andrew Bell's big
woods. "Of course there are no violets there now," Anne told Marilla, "but
Diana says there are millions of them in spring. Oh, Marilla, can't you
just imagine you see them? It actually takes away my breath. I named it
Violet Vale. Diana says she never saw the beat of me for hitting on fancy
names for places. It's nice to be clever at something, isn't it? But Diana
named the Birch Path. She wanted to, so I let her; but I'm sure I could
have found something more poetical than plain Birch Path. Anybody can
think of a name like that. But the Birch Path is one of the prettiest
places in the world, Marilla."

It was. Other people besides Anne thought so when they stumbled on it. It
was a little narrow, twisting path, winding down over a long hill straight
through Mr. Bell's woods, where the light came down sifted through so many
emerald screens that it was as flawless as the heart of a diamond. It was
fringed in all its length with slim young birches, white stemmed and
lissom boughed; ferns and starflowers and wild lilies-of-the-valley and
scarlet tufts of pigeonberries grew thickly along it; and always there was
a delightful spiciness in the air and music of bird calls and the murmur
and laugh of wood winds in the trees overhead. Now and then you might see
a rabbit skipping across the road if you were quiet—which, with Anne
and Diana, happened about once in a blue moon. Down in the valley the path
came out to the main road and then it was just up the spruce hill to the

The Avonlea school was a whitewashed building, low in the eaves and wide
in the windows, furnished inside with comfortable substantial
old-fashioned desks that opened and shut, and were carved all over their
lids with the initials and hieroglyphics of three generations of school
children. The schoolhouse was set back from the road and behind it was a
dusky fir wood and a brook where all the children put their bottles of
milk in the morning to keep cool and sweet until dinner hour.

Marilla had seen Anne start off to school on the first day of September
with many secret misgivings. Anne was such an odd girl. How would she get
on with the other children? And how on earth would she ever manage to hold
her tongue during school hours?

Things went better than Marilla feared, however. Anne came home that
evening in high spirits.

"I think I'm going to like school here," she announced. "I don't think
much of the master, through. He's all the time curling his mustache and
making eyes at Prissy Andrews. Prissy is grown up, you know. She's sixteen
and she's studying for the entrance examination into Queen's Academy at
Charlottetown next year. Tillie Boulter says the master is dead gone
on her. She's got a beautiful complexion and curly brown hair and she does
it up so elegantly. She sits in the long seat at the back and he sits
there, too, most of the time—to explain her lessons, he says. But
Ruby Gillis says she saw him writing something on her slate and when
Prissy read it she blushed as red as a beet and giggled; and Ruby Gillis
says she doesn't believe it had anything to do with the lesson."

"Anne Shirley, don't let me hear you talking about your teacher in that
way again," said Marilla sharply. "You don't go to school to criticize the
master. I guess he can teach you something, and it's your business
to learn. And I want you to understand right off that you are not to come
home telling tales about him. That is something I won't encourage. I hope
you were a good girl."

"Indeed I was," said Anne comfortably. "It wasn't so hard as you might
imagine, either. I sit with Diana. Our seat is right by the window and we
can look down to the Lake of Shining Waters. There are a lot of nice girls
in school and we had scrumptious fun playing at dinnertime. It's so nice
to have a lot of little girls to play with. But of course I like Diana
best and always will. I adore Diana. I'm dreadfully far behind the
others. They're all in the fifth book and I'm only in the fourth. I feel
that it's kind of a disgrace. But there's not one of them has such an
imagination as I have and I soon found that out. We had reading and
geography and Canadian history and dictation today. Mr. Phillips said my
spelling was disgraceful and he held up my slate so that everybody could
see it, all marked over. I felt so mortified, Marilla; he might have been
politer to a stranger, I think. Ruby Gillis gave me an apple and Sophia
Sloane lent me a lovely pink card with 'May I see you home?' on it. I'm to
give it back to her tomorrow. And Tillie Boulter let me wear her bead ring
all the afternoon. Can I have some of those pearl beads off the old
pincushion in the garret to make myself a ring? And oh, Marilla, Jane
Andrews told me that Minnie MacPherson told her that she heard Prissy
Andrews tell Sara Gillis that I had a very pretty nose. Marilla, that is
the first compliment I have ever had in my life and you can't imagine what
a strange feeling it gave me. Marilla, have I really a pretty nose? I know
you'll tell me the truth."

"Your nose is well enough," said Marilla shortly. Secretly she thought
Anne's nose was a remarkable pretty one; but she had no intention of
telling her so.

That was three weeks ago and all had gone smoothly so far. And now, this
crisp September morning, Anne and Diana were tripping blithely down the
Birch Path, two of the happiest little girls in Avonlea.

"I guess Gilbert Blythe will be in school today," said Diana. "He's been
visiting his cousins over in New Brunswick all summer and he only came
home Saturday night. He's aw'fly handsome, Anne. And he teases the
girls something terrible. He just torments our lives out."

Diana's voice indicated that she rather liked having her life tormented
out than not.

"Gilbert Blythe?" said Anne. "Isn't his name that's written up on the
porch wall with Julia Bell's and a big 'Take Notice' over them?"

"Yes," said Diana, tossing her head, "but I'm sure he doesn't like Julia
Bell so very much. I've heard him say he studied the multiplication table
by her freckles."

"Oh, don't speak about freckles to me," implored Anne. "It isn't delicate
when I've got so many. But I do think that writing take-notices up on the
wall about the boys and girls is the silliest ever. I should just like to
see anybody dare to write my name up with a boy's. Not, of course," she
hastened to add, "that anybody would."

Anne sighed. She didn't want her name written up. But it was a little
humiliating to know that there was no danger of it.

"Nonsense," said Diana, whose black eyes and glossy tresses had played
such havoc with the hearts of Avonlea schoolboys that her name figured on
the porch walls in half a dozen take-notices. "It's only meant as a joke.
And don't you be too sure your name won't ever be written up. Charlie
Sloane is dead gone on you. He told his mother—his mother,
mind you—that you were the smartest girl in school. That's better
than being good looking."

"No, it isn't," said Anne, feminine to the core. "I'd rather be pretty
than clever. And I hate Charlie Sloane, I can't bear a boy with goggle
eyes. If anyone wrote my name up with his I'd never get over it,
Diana Barry. But it is nice to keep head of your class."

"You'll have Gilbert in your class after this," said Diana, "and he's used
to being head of his class, I can tell you. He's only in the fourth book
although he's nearly fourteen. Four years ago his father was sick and had
to go out to Alberta for his health and Gilbert went with him. They were
there three years and Gil didn't go to school hardly any until they came
back. You won't find it so easy to keep head after this, Anne."

"I'm glad," said Anne quickly. "I couldn't really feel proud of keeping
head of little boys and girls of just nine or ten. I got up yesterday
spelling 'ebullition.' Josie Pye was head and, mind you, she peeped in her
book. Mr. Phillips didn't see her—he was looking at Prissy Andrews—but
I did. I just swept her a look of freezing scorn and she got as red as a
beet and spelled it wrong after all."

"Those Pye girls are cheats all round," said Diana indignantly, as they
climbed the fence of the main road. "Gertie Pye actually went and put her
milk bottle in my place in the brook yesterday. Did you ever? I don't
speak to her now."

When Mr. Phillips was in the back of the room hearing Prissy Andrews's
Latin, Diana whispered to Anne, "That's Gilbert Blythe sitting right
across the aisle from you, Anne. Just look at him and see if you don't
think he's handsome."

Anne looked accordingly. She had a good chance to do so, for the said
Gilbert Blythe was absorbed in stealthily pinning the long yellow braid of
Ruby Gillis, who sat in front of him, to the back of her seat. He was a
tall boy, with curly brown hair, roguish hazel eyes, and a mouth twisted
into a teasing smile. Presently Ruby Gillis started up to take a sum to
the master; she fell back into her seat with a little shriek, believing
that her hair was pulled out by the roots. Everybody looked at her and Mr.
Phillips glared so sternly that Ruby began to cry. Gilbert had whisked the
pin out of sight and was studying his history with the soberest face in
the world; but when the commotion subsided he looked at Anne and winked
with inexpressible drollery.

"I think your Gilbert Blythe is handsome," confided Anne to Diana,
"but I think he's very bold. It isn't good manners to wink at a strange

But it was not until the afternoon that things really began to happen.

Mr. Phillips was back in the corner explaining a problem in algebra to
Prissy Andrews and the rest of the scholars were doing pretty much as they
pleased eating green apples, whispering, drawing pictures on their slates,
and driving crickets harnessed to strings, up and down aisle. Gilbert
Blythe was trying to make Anne Shirley look at him and failing utterly,
because Anne was at that moment totally oblivious not only to the very
existence of Gilbert Blythe, but of every other scholar in Avonlea school
itself. With her chin propped on her hands and her eyes fixed on the blue
glimpse of the Lake of Shining Waters that the west window afforded, she
was far away in a gorgeous dreamland hearing and seeing nothing save her
own wonderful visions.

Gilbert Blythe wasn't used to putting himself out to make a girl look at
him and meeting with failure. She should look at him, that
red-haired Shirley girl with the little pointed chin and the big eyes that
weren't like the eyes of any other girl in Avonlea school.

Gilbert reached across the aisle, picked up the end of Anne's long red
braid, held it out at arm's length and said in a piercing whisper:

"Carrots! Carrots!"

Then Anne looked at him with a vengeance!

She did more than look. She sprang to her feet, her bright fancies fallen
into cureless ruin. She flashed one indignant glance at Gilbert from eyes
whose angry sparkle was swiftly quenched in equally angry tears.

"You mean, hateful boy!" she exclaimed passionately. "How dare you!"

And then—thwack! Anne had brought her slate down on Gilbert's head
and cracked it—slate not head—clear across.

Avonlea school always enjoyed a scene. This was an especially enjoyable
one. Everybody said "Oh" in horrified delight. Diana gasped. Ruby Gillis,
who was inclined to be hysterical, began to cry. Tommy Sloane let his team
of crickets escape him altogether while he stared open-mouthed at the

Mr. Phillips stalked down the aisle and laid his hand heavily on Anne's

"Anne Shirley, what does this mean?" he said angrily. Anne returned no
answer. It was asking too much of flesh and blood to expect her to tell
before the whole school that she had been called "carrots." Gilbert it was
who spoke up stoutly.

"It was my fault Mr. Phillips. I teased her."

Mr. Phillips paid no heed to Gilbert.

"I am sorry to see a pupil of mine displaying such a temper and such a
vindictive spirit," he said in a solemn tone, as if the mere fact of being
a pupil of his ought to root out all evil passions from the hearts of
small imperfect mortals. "Anne, go and stand on the platform in front of
the blackboard for the rest of the afternoon."

Anne would have infinitely preferred a whipping to this punishment under
which her sensitive spirit quivered as from a whiplash. With a white, set
face she obeyed. Mr. Phillips took a chalk crayon and wrote on the
blackboard above her head.

"Ann Shirley has a very bad temper. Ann Shirley must learn to control her
temper," and then read it out loud so that even the primer class, who
couldn't read writing, should understand it.

Anne stood there the rest of the afternoon with that legend above her. She
did not cry or hang her head. Anger was still too hot in her heart for
that and it sustained her amid all her agony of humiliation. With
resentful eyes and passion-red cheeks she confronted alike Diana's
sympathetic gaze and Charlie Sloane's indignant nods and Josie Pye's
malicious smiles. As for Gilbert Blythe, she would not even look at him.
She would never look at him again! She would never speak to him!!

When school was dismissed Anne marched out with her red head held high.
Gilbert Blythe tried to intercept her at the porch door.

"I'm awfully sorry I made fun of your hair, Anne," he whispered
contritely. "Honest I am. Don't be mad for keeps, now."

Anne swept by disdainfully, without look or sign of hearing. "Oh how could
you, Anne?" breathed Diana as they went down the road half reproachfully,
half admiringly. Diana felt that she could never have resisted
Gilbert's plea.

"I shall never forgive Gilbert Blythe," said Anne firmly. "And Mr.
Phillips spelled my name without an e, too. The iron has entered into my
soul, Diana."

Diana hadn't the least idea what Anne meant but she understood it was
something terrible.

"You mustn't mind Gilbert making fun of your hair," she said soothingly.
"Why, he makes fun of all the girls. He laughs at mine because it's so
black. He's called me a crow a dozen times; and I never heard him
apologize for anything before, either."

"There's a great deal of difference between being called a crow and being
called carrots," said Anne with dignity. "Gilbert Blythe has hurt my
feelings excruciatingly, Diana."

It is possible the matter might have blown over without more excruciation
if nothing else had happened. But when things begin to happen they are apt
to keep on.

Avonlea scholars often spent noon hour picking gum in Mr. Bell's spruce
grove over the hill and across his big pasture field. From there they
could keep an eye on Eben Wright's house, where the master boarded. When
they saw Mr. Phillips emerging therefrom they ran for the schoolhouse; but
the distance being about three times longer than Mr. Wright's lane they
were very apt to arrive there, breathless and gasping, some three minutes
too late.

On the following day Mr. Phillips was seized with one of his spasmodic
fits of reform and announced before going home to dinner, that he should
expect to find all the scholars in their seats when he returned. Anyone
who came in late would be punished.

All the boys and some of the girls went to Mr. Bell's spruce grove as
usual, fully intending to stay only long enough to "pick a chew." But
spruce groves are seductive and yellow nuts of gum beguiling; they picked
and loitered and strayed; and as usual the first thing that recalled them
to a sense of the flight of time was Jimmy Glover shouting from the top of
a patriarchal old spruce "Master's coming."

The girls who were on the ground, started first and managed to reach the
schoolhouse in time but without a second to spare. The boys, who had to
wriggle hastily down from the trees, were later; and Anne, who had not
been picking gum at all but was wandering happily in the far end of the
grove, waist deep among the bracken, singing softly to herself, with a
wreath of rice lilies on her hair as if she were some wild divinity of the
shadowy places, was latest of all. Anne could run like a deer, however;
run she did with the impish result that she overtook the boys at the door
and was swept into the schoolhouse among them just as Mr. Phillips was in
the act of hanging up his hat.

Mr. Phillips's brief reforming energy was over; he didn't want the bother
of punishing a dozen pupils; but it was necessary to do something to save
his word, so he looked about for a scapegoat and found it in Anne, who had
dropped into her seat, gasping for breath, with a forgotten lily wreath
hanging askew over one ear and giving her a particularly rakish and
disheveled appearance.

"Anne Shirley, since you seem to be so fond of the boys' company we shall
indulge your taste for it this afternoon," he said sarcastically. "Take
those flowers out of your hair and sit with Gilbert Blythe."

The other boys snickered. Diana, turning pale with pity, plucked the
wreath from Anne's hair and squeezed her hand. Anne stared at the master
as if turned to stone.

"Did you hear what I said, Anne?" queried Mr. Phillips sternly.

"Yes, sir," said Anne slowly "but I didn't suppose you really meant it."

"I assure you I did"—still with the sarcastic inflection which all
the children, and Anne especially, hated. It flicked on the raw. "Obey me
at once."

For a moment Anne looked as if she meant to disobey. Then, realizing that
there was no help for it, she rose haughtily, stepped across the aisle,
sat down beside Gilbert Blythe, and buried her face in her arms on the
desk. Ruby Gillis, who got a glimpse of it as it went down, told the
others going home from school that she'd "acksually never seen anything
like it—it was so white, with awful little red spots in it."

To Anne, this was as the end of all things. It was bad enough to be
singled out for punishment from among a dozen equally guilty ones; it was
worse still to be sent to sit with a boy, but that that boy should be
Gilbert Blythe was heaping insult on injury to a degree utterly
unbearable. Anne felt that she could not bear it and it would be of no use
to try. Her whole being seethed with shame and anger and humiliation.

At first the other scholars looked and whispered and giggled and nudged.
But as Anne never lifted her head and as Gilbert worked fractions as if
his whole soul was absorbed in them and them only, they soon returned to
their own tasks and Anne was forgotten. When Mr. Phillips called the
history class out Anne should have gone, but Anne did not move, and Mr.
Phillips, who had been writing some verses "To Priscilla" before he called
the class, was thinking about an obstinate rhyme still and never missed
her. Once, when nobody was looking, Gilbert took from his desk a little
pink candy heart with a gold motto on it, "You are sweet," and slipped it
under the curve of Anne's arm. Whereupon Anne arose, took the pink heart
gingerly between the tips of her fingers, dropped it on the floor, ground
it to powder beneath her heel, and resumed her position without deigning
to bestow a glance on Gilbert.

When school went out Anne marched to her desk, ostentatiously took out
everything therein, books and writing tablet, pen and ink, testament and
arithmetic, and piled them neatly on her cracked slate.

"What are you taking all those things home for, Anne?" Diana wanted to
know, as soon as they were out on the road. She had not dared to ask the
question before.

"I am not coming back to school any more," said Anne. Diana gasped and
stared at Anne to see if she meant it.

"Will Marilla let you stay home?" she asked.

"She'll have to," said Anne. "I'll never go to school to that man

"Oh, Anne!" Diana looked as if she were ready to cry. "I do think you're
mean. What shall I do? Mr. Phillips will make me sit with that horrid
Gertie Pye—I know he will because she is sitting alone. Do come
back, Anne."

"I'd do almost anything in the world for you, Diana," said Anne sadly.
"I'd let myself be torn limb from limb if it would do you any good. But I
can't do this, so please don't ask it. You harrow up my very soul."

"Just think of all the fun you will miss," mourned Diana. "We are going to
build the loveliest new house down by the brook; and we'll be playing ball
next week and you've never played ball, Anne. It's tremendously exciting.
And we're going to learn a new song—Jane Andrews is practicing it up
now; and Alice Andrews is going to bring a new Pansy book next week and
we're all going to read it out loud, chapter about, down by the brook. And
you know you are so fond of reading out loud, Anne."

Nothing moved Anne in the least. Her mind was made up. She would not go to
school to Mr. Phillips again; she told Marilla so when she got home.

"Nonsense," said Marilla.

"It isn't nonsense at all," said Anne, gazing at Marilla with solemn,
reproachful eyes. "Don't you understand, Marilla? I've been insulted."

"Insulted fiddlesticks! You'll go to school tomorrow as usual."

"Oh, no." Anne shook her head gently. "I'm not going back, Marilla. I'll
learn my lessons at home and I'll be as good as I can be and hold my
tongue all the time if it's possible at all. But I will not go back to
school, I assure you."

Marilla saw something remarkably like unyielding stubbornness looking out
of Anne's small face. She understood that she would have trouble in
overcoming it; but she re-solved wisely to say nothing more just then.
"I'll run down and see Rachel about it this evening," she thought.
"There's no use reasoning with Anne now. She's too worked up and I've an
idea she can be awful stubborn if she takes the notion. Far as I can make
out from her story, Mr. Phillips has been carrying matters with a rather
high hand. But it would never do to say so to her. I'll just talk it over
with Rachel. She's sent ten children to school and she ought to know
something about it. She'll have heard the whole story, too, by this time."

Marilla found Mrs. Lynde knitting quilts as industriously and cheerfully
as usual.

"I suppose you know what I've come about," she said, a little

Mrs. Rachel nodded.

"About Anne's fuss in school, I reckon," she said. "Tillie Boulter was in
on her way home from school and told me about it."

"I don't know what to do with her," said Marilla. "She declares she won't
go back to school. I never saw a child so worked up. I've been expecting
trouble ever since she started to school. I knew things were going too
smooth to last. She's so high strung. What would you advise, Rachel?"

"Well, since you've asked my advice, Marilla," said Mrs. Lynde amiably—Mrs.
Lynde dearly loved to be asked for advice—"I'd just humor her a
little at first, that's what I'd do. It's my belief that Mr. Phillips was
in the wrong. Of course, it doesn't do to say so to the children, you
know. And of course he did right to punish her yesterday for giving way to
temper. But today it was different. The others who were late should have
been punished as well as Anne, that's what. And I don't believe in making
the girls sit with the boys for punishment. It isn't modest. Tillie
Boulter was real indignant. She took Anne's part right through and said
all the scholars did too. Anne seems real popular among them, somehow. I
never thought she'd take with them so well."

"Then you really think I'd better let her stay home," said Marilla in

"Yes. That is I wouldn't say school to her again until she said it
herself. Depend upon it, Marilla, she'll cool off in a week or so and be
ready enough to go back of her own accord, that's what, while, if you were
to make her go back right off, dear knows what freak or tantrum she'd take
next and make more trouble than ever. The less fuss made the better, in my
opinion. She won't miss much by not going to school, as far as that
goes. Mr. Phillips isn't any good at all as a teacher. The order he keeps
is scandalous, that's what, and he neglects the young fry and puts all his
time on those big scholars he's getting ready for Queen's. He'd never have
got the school for another year if his uncle hadn't been a trustee—the
trustee, for he just leads the other two around by the nose, that's what.
I declare, I don't know what education in this Island is coming to."

Mrs. Rachel shook her head, as much as to say if she were only at the head
of the educational system of the Province things would be much better

Marilla took Mrs. Rachel's advice and not another word was said to Anne
about going back to school. She learned her lessons at home, did her
chores, and played with Diana in the chilly purple autumn twilights; but
when she met Gilbert Blythe on the road or encountered him in Sunday
school she passed him by with an icy contempt that was no whit thawed by
his evident desire to appease her. Even Diana's efforts as a peacemaker
were of no avail. Anne had evidently made up her mind to hate Gilbert
Blythe to the end of life.

As much as she hated Gilbert, however, did she love Diana, with all the
love of her passionate little heart, equally intense in its likes and
dislikes. One evening Marilla, coming in from the orchard with a basket of
apples, found Anne sitting along by the east window in the twilight,
crying bitterly.

"Whatever's the matter now, Anne?" she asked.

"It's about Diana," sobbed Anne luxuriously. "I love Diana so, Marilla. I
cannot ever live without her. But I know very well when we grow up that
Diana will get married and go away and leave me. And oh, what shall I do?
I hate her husband—I just hate him furiously. I've been imagining it
all out—the wedding and everything—Diana dressed in snowy
garments, with a veil, and looking as beautiful and regal as a queen; and
me the bridesmaid, with a lovely dress too, and puffed sleeves, but with a
breaking heart hid beneath my smiling face. And then bidding Diana
goodbye-e-e—" Here Anne broke down entirely and wept with increasing

Marilla turned quickly away to hide her twitching face; but it was no use;
she collapsed on the nearest chair and burst into such a hearty and
unusual peal of laughter that Matthew, crossing the yard outside, halted
in amazement. When had he heard Marilla laugh like that before?

"Well, Anne Shirley," said Marilla as soon as she could speak, "if you
must borrow trouble, for pity's sake borrow it handier home. I should
think you had an imagination, sure enough."