No Fear Shakespeare: The Merchant of Venice: Act 3 Scene 5 Page 4

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JESSICA Past all expressing. It is very meet The Lord Bassanio live an upright life, For having such a blessing in his lady, 60He finds the joys of heaven here on earth. And if on earth he do not merit it, In reason he should never come to heaven. Why, if two gods should play some heavenly match And on the wager lay two earthly women, 65And Portia one, there must be something else Pawned with the other, for the poor rude world Hath not her fellow.	JESSICA I like her more than I can say. Bassanio should live an upstanding life because having a wife like Portia is a blessing. It’s as if he found heaven here on earth. And if he doesn’t deserve this joy on earth, he’ll never deserve it in heaven. Imagine what would happen if two gods in heaven made a bet. If one of them used Portia as his stake, the other god would have a hard time coming up with a human woman to match her value. The poor rude world doesn’t have her equal.
LORENZO Even such a husband Hast thou of me as she is for a wife.	LORENZO As good a wife as she is, that’s how good a husband I am to you.
JESSICA Nay, but ask my opinion too of that!	JESSICA I’ll be the judge of that!
LORENZO 70I will anon. First let us go to dinner.	LORENZO I’ll give you a chance to judge later. First let’s go to dinner.
JESSICA Nay, let me praise you while I have a stomach.	JESSICA No, let me say some good things about you while I’m in the mood.
LORENZO No, pray thee, let it serve for table talk. Then howsome'er thou speak’st ’mong other things I shall digest it.	LORENZO No, please, save it for dinner conversation. That way, no matter what you say, I’ll digest it with everything else.
JESSICA Well, I’ll set you forth.	JESSICA In that case I’ll serve you up like a dish of food.
Exeunt	They exit.