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SIR TOBY BELCH
115Is ’t possible?
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SIR TOBY BELCH Is it possible?
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FABIAN If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as
an improbable fiction.
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FABIAN If this were a play, I’d complain it was unrealistic.
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SIR TOBY BELCH His very genius hath taken the infection of the device, man.
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SIR TOBY BELCH He’s really taken this prank to heart. He’s playing the role perfectly.
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MARIA Nay, pursue him now, lest the device take air and taint.
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MARIA No, follow him now, before he divulges the prank and ruins everything.
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FABIAN
120Why, we shall make him mad indeed.
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FABIAN Wow, we’re really going to drive him crazy.
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MARIA The house will be the quieter.
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MARIA The house will be so much quieter.
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SIR TOBY BELCH Come, we’ll have him in a dark room and bound. My niece
is already in the belief that he’s mad. We may carry it thus,
for our pleasure and his penance, till our very pastime, tired
out of breath, prompt us to have mercy on him, at which
time we will bring the device to the bar and crown thee for
a finder of madmen. But see, but see!
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SIR TOBY BELCH Come on, let’s put him in a dark room and tie him up. My niece already thinks he’s insane. We can go on like this, punishing him and having some fun, until we’re tired of it. Then we can take mercy on him and let him out, and talk about how well the joke went. We’ll also worship you for setting up this trick. Let’s do it, let’s do it!
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Enter SIR ANDREW
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SIR ANDREW enters.
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FABIAN More matter for a May morning.
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FABIAN Here’s more insanity for us.
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SIR ANDREW
(presenting a paper) Here’s the challenge, read it. Warrant
there’s vinegar and pepper in ’t.
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SIR ANDREW
(presenting them a piece of paper) Here’s the challenge, read it. It’s bursting with fighting words.
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FABIAN Is ’t so saucy?
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FABIAN Is it that aggressive?
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SIR ANDREW Ay, is ’t, I warrant him. Do but read.
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SIR ANDREW Yes, it is, I think. Just read it.
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