No Fear Shakespeare: Twelfth Night: Act 1 Scene 5 Page 12

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OLIVIA removes her veil	OLIVIA takes off her veil.
VIOLA Excellently done, if God did all.	VIOLA It was done excellently, if it’s all-natural, the way God made it.
OLIVIA 'Tis in grain, sir. 'Twill endure wind and weather.	OLIVIA Oh, it’s all-natural, sir. Wind and rain can’t wash it off.
VIOLA 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature’s own sweet and cunning hand laid on. 215Lady, you are the cruel’st she alive If you will lead these graces to the grave And leave the world no copy.	VIOLA That’s true beauty. Mother Nature herself painted your skin so white and your lips so red. My lady, you’d be the cruelest woman alive if you let your beauty die with you, with no children to inherit your good looks for future generations to enjoy.
OLIVIA O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted. I will give out divers schedules of my beauty. It shall be inventoried, and every particle and utensil labeled to my will: as, item, two lips indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me?	OLIVIA Oh, I’d never be that cruel. I’ll definitely do as you say and leave my beauty for the rest of the world to enjoy. I’ll write out a detailed inventory of my beauty and label every part. For example—item: two lips, ordinary red. Item: two gray eyes, with lids on them. Item: one neck, one chin, and so on. Anyway, were you sent here just to tell me I’m beautiful?
VIOLA I see you what you are, you are too proud. 225But, if you were the devil, you are fair. My lord and master loves you. Oh, such love Could be but recompensed though you were crowned The nonpareil of beauty.	VIOLA I see what you’re like. You’re proud. But you’d still be gorgeous even if you were as proud as the devil. My lord loves you. You should return a love as deep as his, even if you’re the most beautiful woman in the world.
OLIVIA How does he love me?	OLIVIA How does he love me?
VIOLA With adorations, fertile tears, 230With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.	VIOLA He adores you. He cries and groans and sighs.
OLIVIA Your lord does know my mind. I cannot love him. Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble, Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth.	OLIVIA Your lord knows what I think. I can’t love him. I’m sure he’s a very nice man. I know he’s noble, rich, young, and with a fine reputation. People say he’s generous, well educated, and brave, and he’s very attractive.