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Who breaks Colonel Moodus's nose?

2 of 5
What did Corporal Snark put in the sweet potatoes to poison his entire previous squadron?

3 of 5
What is Lieutenant Scheisskopf obsessed with?

4 of 5
What rank did a computer error assign to a man named Major Major Major, the first day that he joined the army?

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Who is the soldier that arrived at camp and died before even reporting for duty?