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Enter DIOMEDES.
Enter DIOMEDES.
DIOMEDES  
What, are you up here, ho? Speak.
DIOMEDES  
What, are you up here, ho? Speak.
CALCHAS , within  
Who calls?
CALCHAS , within  
Who calls?
DIOMEDES  
Diomed. Calchas, I think? Where’s your
daughter?
DIOMEDES  
Diomed. Calchas, I think? Where’s your
daughter?
CALCHAS , within  
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She comes to you.
CALCHAS , within  
She comes to you.
Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance, and then,
apart from them, THERSITES.
Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance, and then,
apart from them, THERSITES.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
Stand where the torch may not discover us.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
Stand where the torch may not discover us.
Enter CRESSIDA.
Enter CRESSIDA.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Cressid comes forth to him.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Cressid comes forth to him.
DIOMEDES  
How now, my charge?
DIOMEDES  
How now, my charge?
CRESSIDA
Now, my sweet guardian. Hark, a word with you.
CRESSIDA
Now, my sweet guardian. Hark, a word with you.
She whispers to him.
She whispers to him.
TROILUS , aside  
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Yea, so familiar?
TROILUS , aside  
Yea, so familiar?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
She will sing any man at
first sight.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
She will sing any man at
first sight.
THERSITES , aside  
And any man may sing her, if he
can take her clef. She’s noted.
THERSITES , aside  
And any man may sing her, if he
can take her clef. She’s noted.
DIOMEDES  
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Will you remember?
DIOMEDES  
Will you remember?
CRESSIDA  
Remember? Yes.
CRESSIDA  
Remember? Yes.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, but do, then, and let your mind be
coupled with your words.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, but do, then, and let your mind be
coupled with your words.
TROILUS , aside  
What should she remember?
TROILUS , aside  
What should she remember?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
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List!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
List!
CRESSIDA
Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
CRESSIDA
Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
THERSITES , aside  
Roguery!
THERSITES , aside  
Roguery!
DIOMEDES  
Nay, then—
DIOMEDES  
Nay, then—
CRESSIDA  
I’ll tell you what—
CRESSIDA  
I’ll tell you what—
DIOMEDES
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Foh, foh, come, tell a pin! You are forsworn.
DIOMEDES
Foh, foh, come, tell a pin! You are forsworn.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
CRESSIDA
In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
THERSITES , aside  
A juggling trick: to be secretly open!
THERSITES , aside  
A juggling trick: to be secretly open!
DIOMEDES
What did you swear you would bestow on me?
DIOMEDES
What did you swear you would bestow on me?
CRESSIDA
I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath.
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Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
CRESSIDA
I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath.
Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
DIOMEDES  
Good night.
DIOMEDES  
Good night.
TROILUS , aside  
Hold, patience!
TROILUS , aside  
Hold, patience!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
How now, Trojan?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
How now, Trojan?
CRESSIDA  
Diomed—
CRESSIDA  
Diomed—
DIOMEDES
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No, no, good night. I’ll be your fool no more.
DIOMEDES
No, no, good night. I’ll be your fool no more.
TROILUS , aside  
Thy better must.
TROILUS , aside  
Thy better must.
CRESSIDA  
Hark, a word in your ear.
CRESSIDA  
Hark, a word in your ear.
She whispers to him.
She whispers to him.
TROILUS , aside  
O plague and madness!
TROILUS , aside  
O plague and madness!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You are moved, prince. Let us depart, I pray you,
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Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
The time right deadly. I beseech you, go.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You are moved, prince. Let us depart, I pray you,
Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
The time right deadly. I beseech you, go.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Behold, I pray you.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Behold, I pray you.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Nay, good my lord, go off.
You flow to great distraction. Come, my lord.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Nay, good my lord, go off.
You flow to great distraction. Come, my lord.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
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I prithee, stay.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I prithee, stay.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
You have not patience. Come.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
You have not patience. Come.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I pray you, stay. By hell and all hell’s torments,
I will not speak a word.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I pray you, stay. By hell and all hell’s torments,
I will not speak a word.
DIOMEDES
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And so good night.
DIOMEDES
And so good night.
He starts to leave.
He starts to leave.
CRESSIDA  
Nay, but you part in anger.
CRESSIDA  
Nay, but you part in anger.
TROILUS , aside  
Doth that grieve thee? O withered
truth!
TROILUS , aside  
Doth that grieve thee? O withered
truth!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
How now, my lord?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
How now, my lord?
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
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By Jove, I will be patient.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
By Jove, I will be patient.
CRESSIDA
Guardian! Why, Greek!
CRESSIDA
Guardian! Why, Greek!
DIOMEDES  
Foh foh! Adieu. You palter.
DIOMEDES  
Foh foh! Adieu. You palter.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You shake, my lord, at something. Will you go?
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You will break out.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You shake, my lord, at something. Will you go?
You will break out.
TROILUS , aside  
She strokes his cheek!
TROILUS , aside  
She strokes his cheek!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Come, come.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Come, come.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Nay, stay. By Jove, I will not speak a word.
There is between my will and all offenses
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A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Nay, stay. By Jove, I will not speak a word.
There is between my will and all offenses
A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
THERSITES , aside  
How the devil Luxury, with his fat
rump and potato finger, tickles these together.
Fry, lechery, fry!
THERSITES , aside  
How the devil Luxury, with his fat
rump and potato finger, tickles these together.
Fry, lechery, fry!
DIOMEDES  
But will you, then?
DIOMEDES  
But will you, then?
CRESSIDA
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In faith, I will, la. Never trust me else.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I will, la. Never trust me else.
DIOMEDES
Give me some token for the surety of it.
DIOMEDES
Give me some token for the surety of it.
CRESSIDA  
I’ll fetch you one.
CRESSIDA  
I’ll fetch you one.
She exits.
She exits.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You have sworn patience.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You have sworn patience.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
Fear me not, my lord.
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I will not be myself nor have cognition
Of what I feel. I am all patience.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
Fear me not, my lord.
I will not be myself nor have cognition
Of what I feel. I am all patience.
Enter CRESSIDA with TROILUS’s sleeve.
Enter CRESSIDA with TROILUS’s sleeve.
THERSITES , aside  
Now the pledge, now, now, now!
THERSITES , aside  
Now the pledge, now, now, now!
CRESSIDA , giving the sleeve  
Here, Diomed. Keep this
sleeve.
CRESSIDA , giving the sleeve  
Here, Diomed. Keep this
sleeve.
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TROILUS , aside  
O beauty, where is thy faith?
TROILUS , aside  
O beauty, where is thy faith?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
My lord—
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
My lord—
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I will be patient; outwardly I will.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I will be patient; outwardly I will.
CRESSIDA
You look upon that sleeve? Behold it well.
He loved me—O false wench!—Give ’t me again.
CRESSIDA
You look upon that sleeve? Behold it well.
He loved me—O false wench!—Give ’t me again.
She snatches the sleeve from DIOMEDES.
She snatches the sleeve from DIOMEDES.
DIOMEDES  
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Whose was ’t?
DIOMEDES  
Whose was ’t?
CRESSIDA
It is no matter, now I ha ’t again.
I will not meet with you tomorrow night.
I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
CRESSIDA
It is no matter, now I ha ’t again.
I will not meet with you tomorrow night.
I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
THERSITES , aside  
Now she sharpens. Well said,
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whetstone.
THERSITES , aside  
Now she sharpens. Well said,
whetstone.
DIOMEDES  
I shall have it.
DIOMEDES  
I shall have it.
CRESSIDA  
What, this?
CRESSIDA  
What, this?
DIOMEDES  
Ay, that.
DIOMEDES  
Ay, that.
CRESSIDA
O all you gods!—O pretty, pretty pledge!
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Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
And gives memorial dainty kisses to it
As I kiss thee.
CRESSIDA
O all you gods!—O pretty, pretty pledge!
Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
And gives memorial dainty kisses to it
As I kiss thee.
He grabs the sleeve, and she tries to retrieve it.
He grabs the sleeve, and she tries to retrieve it.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, do not snatch it from me.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, do not snatch it from me.
CRESSIDA
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He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
CRESSIDA
He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
DIOMEDES
I had your heart before. This follows it.
DIOMEDES
I had your heart before. This follows it.
TROILUS , aside  
I did swear patience.
TROILUS , aside  
I did swear patience.
CRESSIDA
You shall not have it, Diomed, faith, you shall not.
I’ll give you something else.
CRESSIDA
You shall not have it, Diomed, faith, you shall not.
I’ll give you something else.
DIOMEDES  
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I will have this. Whose was it?
DIOMEDES  
I will have this. Whose was it?
CRESSIDA  
It is no matter.
CRESSIDA  
It is no matter.
DIOMEDES  
Come, tell me whose it was.
DIOMEDES  
Come, tell me whose it was.
CRESSIDA
’Twas one’s that loved me better than you will.
But now you have it, take it.
CRESSIDA
’Twas one’s that loved me better than you will.
But now you have it, take it.
DIOMEDES  
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Whose was it?
DIOMEDES  
Whose was it?
CRESSIDA
By all Diana’s waiting-women yond,
And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
CRESSIDA
By all Diana’s waiting-women yond,
And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
DIOMEDES
Tomorrow will I wear it on my helm
And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
DIOMEDES
Tomorrow will I wear it on my helm
And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
TROILUS , aside
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Wert thou the devil and wor’st it on thy horn,
It should be challenged.
TROILUS , aside
Wert thou the devil and wor’st it on thy horn,
It should be challenged.
CRESSIDA
Well, well, ’tis done, ’tis past. And yet it is not.
I will not keep my word.
CRESSIDA
Well, well, ’tis done, ’tis past. And yet it is not.
I will not keep my word.
DIOMEDES  
Why, then, farewell.
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Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
DIOMEDES  
Why, then, farewell.
Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
He starts to leave.
He starts to leave.
CRESSIDA
You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
But it straight starts you.
CRESSIDA
You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
But it straight starts you.
DIOMEDES  
I do not like this fooling.
DIOMEDES  
I do not like this fooling.
TROILUS , aside
Nor I, by Pluto! But that that likes not you
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Pleases me best.
TROILUS , aside
Nor I, by Pluto! But that that likes not you
Pleases me best.
DIOMEDES  
What, shall I come? The hour?
DIOMEDES  
What, shall I come? The hour?
CRESSIDA
Ay, come.—O Jove!—Do, come.—I shall be plagued.
CRESSIDA
Ay, come.—O Jove!—Do, come.—I shall be plagued.
DIOMEDES
Farewell, till then.
DIOMEDES
Farewell, till then.
CRESSIDA  
Good night. I prithee, come.—
CRESSIDA  
Good night. I prithee, come.—
He exits.
He exits.
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Troilus, farewell. One eye yet looks on thee,
But with my heart the other eye doth see.
Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find:
The error of our eye directs our mind.
What error leads must err. O, then conclude:
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Minds swayed by eyes are full of turpitude.
Troilus, farewell. One eye yet looks on thee,
But with my heart the other eye doth see.
Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find:
The error of our eye directs our mind.
What error leads must err. O, then conclude:
Minds swayed by eyes are full of turpitude.
She exits.
She exits.
THERSITES , aside
A proof of strength she could not publish more,
Unless she said “My mind is now turned whore.”
THERSITES , aside
A proof of strength she could not publish more,
Unless she said “My mind is now turned whore.”
ULYSSES
All’s done, my lord.
ULYSSES
All’s done, my lord.
TROILUS  
It is.
TROILUS  
It is.
ULYSSES  
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Why stay we then?
ULYSSES  
Why stay we then?
TROILUS
To make a recordation to my soul
Of every syllable that here was spoke.
But if I tell how these two did co-act,
Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
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Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
An esperance so obstinately strong.
That doth invert th’ attest of eyes and ears,
As if those organs had deceptious functions,
Created only to calumniate.
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Was Cressid here?
TROILUS
To make a recordation to my soul
Of every syllable that here was spoke.
But if I tell how these two did co-act,
Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
An esperance so obstinately strong.
That doth invert th’ attest of eyes and ears,
As if those organs had deceptious functions,
Created only to calumniate.
Was Cressid here?
ULYSSES  
I cannot conjure, Trojan.
ULYSSES  
I cannot conjure, Trojan.
TROILUS  
She was not, sure.
TROILUS  
She was not, sure.
ULYSSES  
Most sure she was.
ULYSSES  
Most sure she was.
TROILUS
Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
TROILUS
Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
ULYSSES
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Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
ULYSSES
Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
TROILUS
Let it not be believed for womanhood!
Think, we had mothers. Do not give advantage
To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme
For depravation, to square the general sex
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By Cressid’s rule. Rather, think this not Cressid.
TROILUS
Let it not be believed for womanhood!
Think, we had mothers. Do not give advantage
To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme
For depravation, to square the general sex
By Cressid’s rule. Rather, think this not Cressid.
ULYSSES
What hath she done, prince, that can soil our
mothers?
ULYSSES
What hath she done, prince, that can soil our
mothers?
TROILUS
Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
TROILUS
Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
THERSITES , aside  
Will he swagger himself out on ’s
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own eyes?
THERSITES , aside  
Will he swagger himself out on ’s
own eyes?
TROILUS
This she? No, this is Diomed’s Cressida.
If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
If sanctimony be the gods’ delight,
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If there be rule in unity itself,
This is not she. O madness of discourse,
That cause sets up with and against itself!
Bifold authority, where reason can revolt
Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
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Without revolt. This is and is not Cressid.
Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
Divides more wider than the sky and Earth,
And yet the spacious breadth of this division
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Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
As Ariachne’s broken woof to enter.
Instance, O instance, strong as Pluto’s gates,
Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven;
Instance, O instance, strong as heaven itself,
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The bonds of heaven are slipped, dissolved, and
loosed,
And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
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Of her o’er-eaten faith are given to Diomed.
TROILUS
This she? No, this is Diomed’s Cressida.
If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
If sanctimony be the gods’ delight,
If there be rule in unity itself,
This is not she. O madness of discourse,
That cause sets up with and against itself!
Bifold authority, where reason can revolt
Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
Without revolt. This is and is not Cressid.
Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
Divides more wider than the sky and Earth,
And yet the spacious breadth of this division
Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
As Ariachne’s broken woof to enter.
Instance, O instance, strong as Pluto’s gates,
Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven;
Instance, O instance, strong as heaven itself,
The bonds of heaven are slipped, dissolved, and
loosed,
And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
Of her o’er-eaten faith are given to Diomed.
ULYSSES
May worthy Troilus be half attached
With that which here his passion doth express?
ULYSSES
May worthy Troilus be half attached
With that which here his passion doth express?
TROILUS
Ay, Greek, and that shall be divulgèd well
In characters as red as Mars his heart
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Inflamed with Venus. Never did young man fancy
With so eternal and so fixed a soul.
Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
That sleeve is mine that he’ll bear on his helm.
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Were it a casque composed by Vulcan’s skill,
My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
Shall dizzy with more clamor Neptune’s ear
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In his descent than shall my prompted sword
Falling on Diomed.
TROILUS
Ay, Greek, and that shall be divulgèd well
In characters as red as Mars his heart
Inflamed with Venus. Never did young man fancy
With so eternal and so fixed a soul.
Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
That sleeve is mine that he’ll bear on his helm.
Were it a casque composed by Vulcan’s skill,
My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
Shall dizzy with more clamor Neptune’s ear
In his descent than shall my prompted sword
Falling on Diomed.
THERSITES , aside  
He’ll tickle it for his concupy.
THERSITES , aside  
He’ll tickle it for his concupy.
TROILUS
O Cressid! O false Cressid! False, false, false!
Let all untruths stand by thy stainèd name,
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And they’ll seem glorious.
TROILUS
O Cressid! O false Cressid! False, false, false!
Let all untruths stand by thy stainèd name,
And they’ll seem glorious.
ULYSSES  
O, contain yourself.
Your passion draws ears hither.
ULYSSES  
O, contain yourself.
Your passion draws ears hither.
Enter AENEAS.
Enter AENEAS.
AENEAS , to TROILUS
I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy.
Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
AENEAS , to TROILUS
I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy.
Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
TROILUS
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My courteous lord, adieu.—
Farewell, revolted fair!—And, Diomed,
Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
TROILUS
My courteous lord, adieu.—
Farewell, revolted fair!—And, Diomed,
Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
ULYSSES  
I’ll bring you to the gates.
ULYSSES  
I’ll bring you to the gates.
TROILUS  
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Accept distracted thanks.
TROILUS  
Accept distracted thanks.
TROILUS , AENEAS, and ULYSSES exit.
TROILUS , AENEAS, and ULYSSES exit.
THERSITES  
Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I
would croak like a raven; I would bode, I would
bode. Patroclus will give me anything for the intelligence
of this whore. The parrot will not do more
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for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
Lechery, lechery, still wars and lechery! Nothing
else holds fashion. A burning devil take them!
THERSITES  
Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I
would croak like a raven; I would bode, I would
bode. Patroclus will give me anything for the intelligence
of this whore. The parrot will not do more
for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
Lechery, lechery, still wars and lechery! Nothing
else holds fashion. A burning devil take them!
He exits.
He exits.

Original Text

Modern Text

Enter DIOMEDES.
Enter DIOMEDES.
DIOMEDES  
What, are you up here, ho? Speak.
DIOMEDES  
What, are you up here, ho? Speak.
CALCHAS , within  
Who calls?
CALCHAS , within  
Who calls?
DIOMEDES  
Diomed. Calchas, I think? Where’s your
daughter?
DIOMEDES  
Diomed. Calchas, I think? Where’s your
daughter?
CALCHAS , within  
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She comes to you.
CALCHAS , within  
She comes to you.
Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance, and then,
apart from them, THERSITES.
Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance, and then,
apart from them, THERSITES.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
Stand where the torch may not discover us.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
Stand where the torch may not discover us.
Enter CRESSIDA.
Enter CRESSIDA.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Cressid comes forth to him.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Cressid comes forth to him.
DIOMEDES  
How now, my charge?
DIOMEDES  
How now, my charge?
CRESSIDA
Now, my sweet guardian. Hark, a word with you.
CRESSIDA
Now, my sweet guardian. Hark, a word with you.
She whispers to him.
She whispers to him.
TROILUS , aside  
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Yea, so familiar?
TROILUS , aside  
Yea, so familiar?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
She will sing any man at
first sight.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
She will sing any man at
first sight.
THERSITES , aside  
And any man may sing her, if he
can take her clef. She’s noted.
THERSITES , aside  
And any man may sing her, if he
can take her clef. She’s noted.
DIOMEDES  
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Will you remember?
DIOMEDES  
Will you remember?
CRESSIDA  
Remember? Yes.
CRESSIDA  
Remember? Yes.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, but do, then, and let your mind be
coupled with your words.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, but do, then, and let your mind be
coupled with your words.
TROILUS , aside  
What should she remember?
TROILUS , aside  
What should she remember?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
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List!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
List!
CRESSIDA
Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
CRESSIDA
Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
THERSITES , aside  
Roguery!
THERSITES , aside  
Roguery!
DIOMEDES  
Nay, then—
DIOMEDES  
Nay, then—
CRESSIDA  
I’ll tell you what—
CRESSIDA  
I’ll tell you what—
DIOMEDES
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Foh, foh, come, tell a pin! You are forsworn.
DIOMEDES
Foh, foh, come, tell a pin! You are forsworn.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
CRESSIDA
In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
THERSITES , aside  
A juggling trick: to be secretly open!
THERSITES , aside  
A juggling trick: to be secretly open!
DIOMEDES
What did you swear you would bestow on me?
DIOMEDES
What did you swear you would bestow on me?
CRESSIDA
I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath.
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Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
CRESSIDA
I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath.
Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
DIOMEDES  
Good night.
DIOMEDES  
Good night.
TROILUS , aside  
Hold, patience!
TROILUS , aside  
Hold, patience!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
How now, Trojan?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
How now, Trojan?
CRESSIDA  
Diomed—
CRESSIDA  
Diomed—
DIOMEDES
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No, no, good night. I’ll be your fool no more.
DIOMEDES
No, no, good night. I’ll be your fool no more.
TROILUS , aside  
Thy better must.
TROILUS , aside  
Thy better must.
CRESSIDA  
Hark, a word in your ear.
CRESSIDA  
Hark, a word in your ear.
She whispers to him.
She whispers to him.
TROILUS , aside  
O plague and madness!
TROILUS , aside  
O plague and madness!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You are moved, prince. Let us depart, I pray you,
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Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
The time right deadly. I beseech you, go.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You are moved, prince. Let us depart, I pray you,
Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
The time right deadly. I beseech you, go.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Behold, I pray you.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Behold, I pray you.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Nay, good my lord, go off.
You flow to great distraction. Come, my lord.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Nay, good my lord, go off.
You flow to great distraction. Come, my lord.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
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I prithee, stay.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I prithee, stay.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
You have not patience. Come.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
You have not patience. Come.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I pray you, stay. By hell and all hell’s torments,
I will not speak a word.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I pray you, stay. By hell and all hell’s torments,
I will not speak a word.
DIOMEDES
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And so good night.
DIOMEDES
And so good night.
He starts to leave.
He starts to leave.
CRESSIDA  
Nay, but you part in anger.
CRESSIDA  
Nay, but you part in anger.
TROILUS , aside  
Doth that grieve thee? O withered
truth!
TROILUS , aside  
Doth that grieve thee? O withered
truth!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
How now, my lord?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
How now, my lord?
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
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By Jove, I will be patient.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
By Jove, I will be patient.
CRESSIDA
Guardian! Why, Greek!
CRESSIDA
Guardian! Why, Greek!
DIOMEDES  
Foh foh! Adieu. You palter.
DIOMEDES  
Foh foh! Adieu. You palter.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You shake, my lord, at something. Will you go?
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You will break out.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You shake, my lord, at something. Will you go?
You will break out.
TROILUS , aside  
She strokes his cheek!
TROILUS , aside  
She strokes his cheek!
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Come, come.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
Come, come.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Nay, stay. By Jove, I will not speak a word.
There is between my will and all offenses
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A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
Nay, stay. By Jove, I will not speak a word.
There is between my will and all offenses
A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
THERSITES , aside  
How the devil Luxury, with his fat
rump and potato finger, tickles these together.
Fry, lechery, fry!
THERSITES , aside  
How the devil Luxury, with his fat
rump and potato finger, tickles these together.
Fry, lechery, fry!
DIOMEDES  
But will you, then?
DIOMEDES  
But will you, then?
CRESSIDA
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In faith, I will, la. Never trust me else.
CRESSIDA
In faith, I will, la. Never trust me else.
DIOMEDES
Give me some token for the surety of it.
DIOMEDES
Give me some token for the surety of it.
CRESSIDA  
I’ll fetch you one.
CRESSIDA  
I’ll fetch you one.
She exits.
She exits.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You have sworn patience.
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS
You have sworn patience.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
Fear me not, my lord.
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I will not be myself nor have cognition
Of what I feel. I am all patience.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES  
Fear me not, my lord.
I will not be myself nor have cognition
Of what I feel. I am all patience.
Enter CRESSIDA with TROILUS’s sleeve.
Enter CRESSIDA with TROILUS’s sleeve.
THERSITES , aside  
Now the pledge, now, now, now!
THERSITES , aside  
Now the pledge, now, now, now!
CRESSIDA , giving the sleeve  
Here, Diomed. Keep this
sleeve.
CRESSIDA , giving the sleeve  
Here, Diomed. Keep this
sleeve.
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TROILUS , aside  
O beauty, where is thy faith?
TROILUS , aside  
O beauty, where is thy faith?
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
My lord—
ULYSSES , aside to TROILUS  
My lord—
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I will be patient; outwardly I will.
TROILUS , aside to ULYSSES
I will be patient; outwardly I will.
CRESSIDA
You look upon that sleeve? Behold it well.
He loved me—O false wench!—Give ’t me again.
CRESSIDA
You look upon that sleeve? Behold it well.
He loved me—O false wench!—Give ’t me again.
She snatches the sleeve from DIOMEDES.
She snatches the sleeve from DIOMEDES.
DIOMEDES  
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Whose was ’t?
DIOMEDES  
Whose was ’t?
CRESSIDA
It is no matter, now I ha ’t again.
I will not meet with you tomorrow night.
I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
CRESSIDA
It is no matter, now I ha ’t again.
I will not meet with you tomorrow night.
I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
THERSITES , aside  
Now she sharpens. Well said,
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whetstone.
THERSITES , aside  
Now she sharpens. Well said,
whetstone.
DIOMEDES  
I shall have it.
DIOMEDES  
I shall have it.
CRESSIDA  
What, this?
CRESSIDA  
What, this?
DIOMEDES  
Ay, that.
DIOMEDES  
Ay, that.
CRESSIDA
O all you gods!—O pretty, pretty pledge!
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Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
And gives memorial dainty kisses to it
As I kiss thee.
CRESSIDA
O all you gods!—O pretty, pretty pledge!
Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
And gives memorial dainty kisses to it
As I kiss thee.
He grabs the sleeve, and she tries to retrieve it.
He grabs the sleeve, and she tries to retrieve it.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, do not snatch it from me.
DIOMEDES  
Nay, do not snatch it from me.
CRESSIDA
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He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
CRESSIDA
He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
DIOMEDES
I had your heart before. This follows it.
DIOMEDES
I had your heart before. This follows it.
TROILUS , aside  
I did swear patience.
TROILUS , aside  
I did swear patience.
CRESSIDA
You shall not have it, Diomed, faith, you shall not.
I’ll give you something else.
CRESSIDA
You shall not have it, Diomed, faith, you shall not.
I’ll give you something else.
DIOMEDES  
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I will have this. Whose was it?
DIOMEDES  
I will have this. Whose was it?
CRESSIDA  
It is no matter.
CRESSIDA  
It is no matter.
DIOMEDES  
Come, tell me whose it was.
DIOMEDES  
Come, tell me whose it was.
CRESSIDA
’Twas one’s that loved me better than you will.
But now you have it, take it.
CRESSIDA
’Twas one’s that loved me better than you will.
But now you have it, take it.
DIOMEDES  
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Whose was it?
DIOMEDES  
Whose was it?
CRESSIDA
By all Diana’s waiting-women yond,
And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
CRESSIDA
By all Diana’s waiting-women yond,
And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
DIOMEDES
Tomorrow will I wear it on my helm
And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
DIOMEDES
Tomorrow will I wear it on my helm
And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
TROILUS , aside
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Wert thou the devil and wor’st it on thy horn,
It should be challenged.
TROILUS , aside
Wert thou the devil and wor’st it on thy horn,
It should be challenged.
CRESSIDA
Well, well, ’tis done, ’tis past. And yet it is not.
I will not keep my word.
CRESSIDA
Well, well, ’tis done, ’tis past. And yet it is not.
I will not keep my word.
DIOMEDES  
Why, then, farewell.
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Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
DIOMEDES  
Why, then, farewell.
Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
He starts to leave.
He starts to leave.
CRESSIDA
You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
But it straight starts you.
CRESSIDA
You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
But it straight starts you.
DIOMEDES  
I do not like this fooling.
DIOMEDES  
I do not like this fooling.
TROILUS , aside
Nor I, by Pluto! But that that likes not you
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Pleases me best.
TROILUS , aside
Nor I, by Pluto! But that that likes not you
Pleases me best.
DIOMEDES  
What, shall I come? The hour?
DIOMEDES  
What, shall I come? The hour?
CRESSIDA
Ay, come.—O Jove!—Do, come.—I shall be plagued.
CRESSIDA
Ay, come.—O Jove!—Do, come.—I shall be plagued.
DIOMEDES
Farewell, till then.
DIOMEDES
Farewell, till then.
CRESSIDA  
Good night. I prithee, come.—
CRESSIDA  
Good night. I prithee, come.—
He exits.
He exits.
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Troilus, farewell. One eye yet looks on thee,
But with my heart the other eye doth see.
Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find:
The error of our eye directs our mind.
What error leads must err. O, then conclude:
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Minds swayed by eyes are full of turpitude.
Troilus, farewell. One eye yet looks on thee,
But with my heart the other eye doth see.
Ah, poor our sex! This fault in us I find:
The error of our eye directs our mind.
What error leads must err. O, then conclude:
Minds swayed by eyes are full of turpitude.
She exits.
She exits.
THERSITES , aside
A proof of strength she could not publish more,
Unless she said “My mind is now turned whore.”
THERSITES , aside
A proof of strength she could not publish more,
Unless she said “My mind is now turned whore.”
ULYSSES
All’s done, my lord.
ULYSSES
All’s done, my lord.
TROILUS  
It is.
TROILUS  
It is.
ULYSSES  
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Why stay we then?
ULYSSES  
Why stay we then?
TROILUS
To make a recordation to my soul
Of every syllable that here was spoke.
But if I tell how these two did co-act,
Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
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Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
An esperance so obstinately strong.
That doth invert th’ attest of eyes and ears,
As if those organs had deceptious functions,
Created only to calumniate.
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Was Cressid here?
TROILUS
To make a recordation to my soul
Of every syllable that here was spoke.
But if I tell how these two did co-act,
Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
An esperance so obstinately strong.
That doth invert th’ attest of eyes and ears,
As if those organs had deceptious functions,
Created only to calumniate.
Was Cressid here?
ULYSSES  
I cannot conjure, Trojan.
ULYSSES  
I cannot conjure, Trojan.
TROILUS  
She was not, sure.
TROILUS  
She was not, sure.
ULYSSES  
Most sure she was.
ULYSSES  
Most sure she was.
TROILUS
Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
TROILUS
Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
ULYSSES
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Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
ULYSSES
Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
TROILUS
Let it not be believed for womanhood!
Think, we had mothers. Do not give advantage
To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme
For depravation, to square the general sex
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By Cressid’s rule. Rather, think this not Cressid.
TROILUS
Let it not be believed for womanhood!
Think, we had mothers. Do not give advantage
To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme
For depravation, to square the general sex
By Cressid’s rule. Rather, think this not Cressid.
ULYSSES
What hath she done, prince, that can soil our
mothers?
ULYSSES
What hath she done, prince, that can soil our
mothers?
TROILUS
Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
TROILUS
Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
THERSITES , aside  
Will he swagger himself out on ’s
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own eyes?
THERSITES , aside  
Will he swagger himself out on ’s
own eyes?
TROILUS
This she? No, this is Diomed’s Cressida.
If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
If sanctimony be the gods’ delight,
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If there be rule in unity itself,
This is not she. O madness of discourse,
That cause sets up with and against itself!
Bifold authority, where reason can revolt
Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
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Without revolt. This is and is not Cressid.
Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
Divides more wider than the sky and Earth,
And yet the spacious breadth of this division
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Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
As Ariachne’s broken woof to enter.
Instance, O instance, strong as Pluto’s gates,
Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven;
Instance, O instance, strong as heaven itself,
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The bonds of heaven are slipped, dissolved, and
loosed,
And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
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Of her o’er-eaten faith are given to Diomed.
TROILUS
This she? No, this is Diomed’s Cressida.
If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
If sanctimony be the gods’ delight,
If there be rule in unity itself,
This is not she. O madness of discourse,
That cause sets up with and against itself!
Bifold authority, where reason can revolt
Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
Without revolt. This is and is not Cressid.
Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
Divides more wider than the sky and Earth,
And yet the spacious breadth of this division
Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
As Ariachne’s broken woof to enter.
Instance, O instance, strong as Pluto’s gates,
Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven;
Instance, O instance, strong as heaven itself,
The bonds of heaven are slipped, dissolved, and
loosed,
And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
Of her o’er-eaten faith are given to Diomed.
ULYSSES
May worthy Troilus be half attached
With that which here his passion doth express?
ULYSSES
May worthy Troilus be half attached
With that which here his passion doth express?
TROILUS
Ay, Greek, and that shall be divulgèd well
In characters as red as Mars his heart
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Inflamed with Venus. Never did young man fancy
With so eternal and so fixed a soul.
Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
That sleeve is mine that he’ll bear on his helm.
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Were it a casque composed by Vulcan’s skill,
My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
Shall dizzy with more clamor Neptune’s ear
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In his descent than shall my prompted sword
Falling on Diomed.
TROILUS
Ay, Greek, and that shall be divulgèd well
In characters as red as Mars his heart
Inflamed with Venus. Never did young man fancy
With so eternal and so fixed a soul.
Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
That sleeve is mine that he’ll bear on his helm.
Were it a casque composed by Vulcan’s skill,
My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
Shall dizzy with more clamor Neptune’s ear
In his descent than shall my prompted sword
Falling on Diomed.
THERSITES , aside  
He’ll tickle it for his concupy.
THERSITES , aside  
He’ll tickle it for his concupy.
TROILUS
O Cressid! O false Cressid! False, false, false!
Let all untruths stand by thy stainèd name,
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And they’ll seem glorious.
TROILUS
O Cressid! O false Cressid! False, false, false!
Let all untruths stand by thy stainèd name,
And they’ll seem glorious.
ULYSSES  
O, contain yourself.
Your passion draws ears hither.
ULYSSES  
O, contain yourself.
Your passion draws ears hither.
Enter AENEAS.
Enter AENEAS.
AENEAS , to TROILUS
I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy.
Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
AENEAS , to TROILUS
I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy.
Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
TROILUS
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My courteous lord, adieu.—
Farewell, revolted fair!—And, Diomed,
Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
TROILUS
My courteous lord, adieu.—
Farewell, revolted fair!—And, Diomed,
Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
ULYSSES  
I’ll bring you to the gates.
ULYSSES  
I’ll bring you to the gates.
TROILUS  
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Accept distracted thanks.
TROILUS  
Accept distracted thanks.
TROILUS , AENEAS, and ULYSSES exit.
TROILUS , AENEAS, and ULYSSES exit.
THERSITES  
Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I
would croak like a raven; I would bode, I would
bode. Patroclus will give me anything for the intelligence
of this whore. The parrot will not do more
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for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
Lechery, lechery, still wars and lechery! Nothing
else holds fashion. A burning devil take them!
THERSITES  
Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I
would croak like a raven; I would bode, I would
bode. Patroclus will give me anything for the intelligence
of this whore. The parrot will not do more
for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
Lechery, lechery, still wars and lechery! Nothing
else holds fashion. A burning devil take them!
He exits.
He exits.

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