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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY and SIMPLE .
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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY and SIMPLE .
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby! 
         (Enter JOHN 
        
        RUGBY  .)  I pray thee, go to the casement and see if
        
        you can see my master, Master Doctor Caius, coming.
        
        If he do, i’ faith, and find anybody in the
        
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        house, here will be an old abusing of God’s patience 
        and the King’s English.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby! 
         (Enter JOHN 
        
        RUGBY  .)  I pray thee, go to the casement and see if
        
        you can see my master, Master Doctor Caius, coming.
        
        If he do, i’ faith, and find anybody in the
        
        and the King’s English.
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        RUGBY 
        
        I’ll go watch.
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        RUGBY 
        
        I’ll go watch.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Go, and we’ll have a posset for ’t
        
        soon at night, in faith, at the latter end of a seacoal
        
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        fire. 
         ( RUGBY exits.)  An honest, willing, kind fellow 
        as ever servant shall come in house withal; and, I
        
        warrant you, no telltale nor no breed-bate. His
        
        worst fault is that he is given to prayer. He is something
        
        peevish that way, but nobody but has his
        
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        fault. But let that pass. Peter Simple you say your 
        name is?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Go, and we’ll have a posset for ’t
        
        soon at night, in faith, at the latter end of a seacoal
        
        as ever servant shall come in house withal; and, I
        
        warrant you, no telltale nor no breed-bate. His
        
        worst fault is that he is given to prayer. He is something
        
        peevish that way, but nobody but has his
        
        name is?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, for fault of a better.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, for fault of a better.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        And Master Slender’s your master?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        And Master Slender’s your master?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
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        Does he not wear a great round 
        beard like a glover’s paring knife?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        beard like a glover’s paring knife?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        No, forsooth. He hath but a little wee face,
        
        with a little yellow beard, a Cain-colored beard.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        No, forsooth. He hath but a little wee face,
        
        with a little yellow beard, a Cain-colored beard.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        A softly-sprited man, is he not?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        A softly-sprited man, is he not?
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        SIMPLE 
        
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        Ay, forsooth. But he is as tall a man of his 
        hands as any is between this and his head. He hath
        
        fought with a warrener.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        hands as any is between this and his head. He hath
        
        fought with a warrener.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        How say you? O, I should remember
        
        him. Does he not hold up his head, as it were,
        
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        and strut in his gait? | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        How say you? O, I should remember
        
        him. Does he not hold up his head, as it were,
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Yes, indeed, does he.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Yes, indeed, does he.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, heaven send Anne Page no
        
        worse fortune! Tell Master Parson Evans I will do
        
        what I can for your master. Anne is a good girl, and
        
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        I wish— | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, heaven send Anne Page no
        
        worse fortune! Tell Master Parson Evans I will do
        
        what I can for your master. Anne is a good girl, and
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        Enter  RUGBY. 
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        Enter  RUGBY. 
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        RUGBY 
        
        Out, alas! Here comes my master.
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        RUGBY 
        
        Out, alas! Here comes my master.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        We shall all be shent.—Run in here,
        
        good young man. Go into this closet. He will not
        
        stay long. 
         ( SIMPLE exits.)  What, John Rugby!
        
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        John! What, John, I say! Go, John, go enquire for 
        my master. I doubt he be not well, that he comes
        
        not home. 
         RUGBY  exits. 
        
        (She sings.)  And down, down, adown ’a, etc.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        We shall all be shent.—Run in here,
        
        good young man. Go into this closet. He will not
        
        stay long. 
         ( SIMPLE exits.)  What, John Rugby!
        
        my master. I doubt he be not well, that he comes
        
        not home. 
         RUGBY  exits. 
        
        (She sings.)  And down, down, adown ’a, etc.
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        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
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        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vat is you sing? I do not like dese toys.
        
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        Pray you, go and vetch me in my closet un boîtier 
        vert, a box, a green-a box. Do intend vat I speak?
        
        A green-a box.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vat is you sing? I do not like dese toys.
        
        vert, a box, a green-a box. Do intend vat I speak?
        
        A green-a box.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay, forsooth. I’ll fetch it you.
        
        (Aside.)  I am glad he went not in himself. If he
        
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        had found the young man, he would have been 
        horn-mad. 
         She exits. 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay, forsooth. I’ll fetch it you.
        
        (Aside.)  I am glad he went not in himself. If he
        
        horn-mad. 
         She exits. 
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Fe, fe, fe, fe! Ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
        
        m’en vais à la cour—la grande affaire.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Fe, fe, fe, fe! Ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
        
        m’en vais à la cour—la grande affaire.
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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY with a small box. 
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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY with a small box. 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Is it this, sir?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Is it this, sir?
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        Oui, mets-le à mon pocket. Dépêche, 
        quickly. Vere is dat knave Rugby?
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        quickly. Vere is dat knave Rugby?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby, John!
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby, John!
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        Enter RUGBY. 
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        Enter RUGBY. 
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        RUGBY 
        
        Here, sir.
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        RUGBY 
        
        Here, sir.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        You are John Rugby, and you are Jack
        
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        Rugby. Come, take-a your rapier, and come after 
        my heel to the court.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        You are John Rugby, and you are Jack
        
        my heel to the court.
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        RUGBY 
        
        ’Tis ready, sir, here in the porch.
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        RUGBY 
        
        ’Tis ready, sir, here in the porch.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        By my trot, I tarry too long. Od’s
        
        me! Qu’ai-j’oublié? Dere is some simples in my
        
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        closet dat I vill not for the varld I shall leave 
        behind. 
         He exits. 
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        By my trot, I tarry too long. Od’s
        
        me! Qu’ai-j’oublié? Dere is some simples in my
        
        behind. 
         He exits. 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay me! He’ll find the young man
        
        there, and be mad!
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay me! He’ll find the young man
        
        there, and be mad!
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        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
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        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        O diable, diable! Vat is in my closet? Villainy!
        
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        Larron! 
         (Pulling out  SIMPLE.)  Rugby, my 
        rapier!
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        O diable, diable! Vat is in my closet? Villainy!
        
        rapier!
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Good master, be content.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Good master, be content.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Wherefore shall I be content-a?
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Wherefore shall I be content-a?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The young man is an honest man.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The young man is an honest man.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        What shall de honest man do in my 
        closet? Dere is no honest man dat shall come in
        
        my closet.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        closet? Dere is no honest man dat shall come in
        
        my closet.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic.
        
        Hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me
        
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        from Parson Hugh. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic.
        
        Hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vell?
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vell?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth. To desire her to—
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth. To desire her to—
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Peace, I pray you.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Peace, I pray you.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Peace-a your tongue.—Speak-a your
        
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        tale. | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Peace-a your tongue.—Speak-a your
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        SIMPLE 
        
        To desire this honest gentlewoman, your
        
        maid, to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page
        
        for my master in the way of marriage.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        To desire this honest gentlewoman, your
        
        maid, to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page
        
        for my master in the way of marriage.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        This is all, indeed, la! But I’ll ne’er
        
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        put my finger in the fire, and need not. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        This is all, indeed, la! But I’ll ne’er
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        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         to SIMPLE 
        
        Sir Hugh send-a you?—
        
        Rugby, baille me some paper.—Tarry you a little-a
        
        while.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         to SIMPLE 
        
        Sir Hugh send-a you?—
        
        Rugby, baille me some paper.—Tarry you a little-a
        
        while.
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        RUGBY  brings paper, and DOCTOR CAIUS writes. 
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        RUGBY  brings paper, and DOCTOR CAIUS writes. 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        I am glad he is so
        
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        quiet. If he had been throughly moved, you should 
        have heard him so loud and so melancholy. But
        
        notwithstanding, man, I’ll do you your master
        
        what good I can. And the very yea and the no is,
        
        the French doctor, my master—I may call him my
        
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        master, look you, for I keep his house, and I wash, 
        wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink,
        
        make the beds, and do all myself—
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        I am glad he is so
        
        have heard him so loud and so melancholy. But
        
        notwithstanding, man, I’ll do you your master
        
        what good I can. And the very yea and the no is,
        
        the French doctor, my master—I may call him my
        
        wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink,
        
        make the beds, and do all myself—
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        SIMPLE , 
         aside to  QUICKLY 
        
        ’Tis a great charge to come
        
        under one body’s hand.
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        SIMPLE , 
         aside to  QUICKLY 
        
        ’Tis a great charge to come
        
        under one body’s hand.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
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        Are you advised o’ 
        that? You shall find it a great charge. And to be up
        
        early and down late. But notwithstanding—to tell
        
        you in your ear; I would have no words of it—my
        
        master himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page.
        
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        But notwithstanding that, I know Anne’s mind. 
        That’s neither here nor there.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        that? You shall find it a great charge. And to be up
        
        early and down late. But notwithstanding—to tell
        
        you in your ear; I would have no words of it—my
        
        master himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page.
        
        That’s neither here nor there.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         handing paper to  SIMPLE 
        
        You, jack’nape,
        
        give-a this letter to Sir Hugh. By gar, it is a
        
        shallenge. I will cut his troat in de park, and I will
        
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        teach a scurvy jackanape priest to meddle or 
        make. You may be gone. It is not good you tarry
        
        here.—By gar, I will cut all his two stones. By gar,
        
        he shall not have a stone to throw at his dog.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         handing paper to  SIMPLE 
        
        You, jack’nape,
        
        give-a this letter to Sir Hugh. By gar, it is a
        
        shallenge. I will cut his troat in de park, and I will
        
        make. You may be gone. It is not good you tarry
        
        here.—By gar, I will cut all his two stones. By gar,
        
        he shall not have a stone to throw at his dog.
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        SIMPLE  exits. 
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        SIMPLE  exits. 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Alas, he speaks but for his friend.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Alas, he speaks but for his friend.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        It is no matter-a ver dat. Do not you tell-a 
        me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I
        
        vill kill de jack priest; and I have appointed mine
        
        Host of de Jarteer to measure our weapon. By gar,
        
        I will myself have Anne Page.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I
        
        vill kill de jack priest; and I have appointed mine
        
        Host of de Jarteer to measure our weapon. By gar,
        
        I will myself have Anne Page.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
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        Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall 
        be well. We must give folks leave to prate. What
        
        the goodyear!
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        be well. We must give folks leave to prate. What
        
        the goodyear!
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Rugby, come to the court with me. 
         (To 
        
        MISTRESS QUICKLY  .)  By gar, if I have not Anne Page,
        
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        I shall turn your head out of my door.—Follow my 
        heels, Rugby.
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        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Rugby, come to the court with me. 
         (To 
        
        MISTRESS QUICKLY  .)  By gar, if I have not Anne Page,
        
        heels, Rugby.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        You shall have Anne—
        
        CAIUS  and  RUGBY exit. 
        
        fool’s head of your own. No, I know Anne’s mind
        
        for that. Never a woman in Windsor knows more
        
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        of Anne’s mind than I do, nor can do more than I 
        do with her, I thank heaven.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        You shall have Anne—
        
        CAIUS  and  RUGBY exit. 
        
        fool’s head of your own. No, I know Anne’s mind
        
        for that. Never a woman in Windsor knows more
        
        do with her, I thank heaven.
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        FENTON , 
         within 
        
        Who’s within there, ho?
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        FENTON , 
         within 
        
        Who’s within there, ho?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Who’s there, I trow? Come near the
        
        house, I pray you.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Who’s there, I trow? Come near the
        
        house, I pray you.
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        Enter FENTON. 
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        Enter FENTON. 
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        FENTON 
        
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        How now, good woman? How dost thou? | 
        FENTON 
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The better that it pleases your good
        
        Worship to ask.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The better that it pleases your good
        
        Worship to ask.
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        FENTON 
        
        What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne?
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        FENTON 
        
        What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and
        
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        honest, and gentle; and one that is your friend, I 
        can tell you that by the way, I praise heaven for it.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and
        
        can tell you that by the way, I praise heaven for it.
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        FENTON 
        
        Shall I do any good, think’st thou? Shall I not
        
        lose my suit?
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        FENTON 
        
        Shall I do any good, think’st thou? Shall I not
        
        lose my suit?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Troth, sir, all is in His hands above.
        
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        But notwithstanding, Master Fenton, I’ll be sworn 
        on a book she loves you. Have not your Worship a
        
        wart above your eye?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Troth, sir, all is in His hands above.
        
        on a book she loves you. Have not your Worship a
        
        wart above your eye?
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        FENTON 
        
        Yes, marry, have I. What of that?
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        FENTON 
        
        Yes, marry, have I. What of that?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, thereby hangs a tale. Good
        
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        faith, it is such another Nan! But, I detest, an honest 
        maid as ever broke bread. We had an hour’s
        
        talk of that wart. I shall never laugh but in that
        
        maid’s company. But, indeed, she is given too
        
        much to allicholy and musing. But, for you,—well,
        
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        go to. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, thereby hangs a tale. Good
        
        maid as ever broke bread. We had an hour’s
        
        talk of that wart. I shall never laugh but in that
        
        maid’s company. But, indeed, she is given too
        
        much to allicholy and musing. But, for you,—well,
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        FENTON 
        
        Well, I shall see her today. Hold, there’s
        
        money for thee. 
         (He hands her money.)  Let me
        
        have thy voice in my behalf. If thou see’st her before
        
        me, commend me.
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        FENTON 
        
        Well, I shall see her today. Hold, there’s
        
        money for thee. 
         (He hands her money.)  Let me
        
        have thy voice in my behalf. If thou see’st her before
        
        me, commend me.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
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        Will I? I’ faith, that we will. And I 
        will tell your Worship more of the wart the next
        
        time we have confidence, and of other wooers.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        will tell your Worship more of the wart the next
        
        time we have confidence, and of other wooers.
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        FENTON 
        
        Well, farewell. I am in great haste now.
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        FENTON 
        
        Well, farewell. I am in great haste now.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Farewell to your Worship.
        
        ( FENTON exits.) 
        
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        Truly an honest gentleman—but Anne loves him 
        not, for I know Anne’s mind as well as another
        
        does. Out upon ’t! What have I forgot?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Farewell to your Worship.
        
        ( FENTON exits.) 
        
        not, for I know Anne’s mind as well as another
        
        does. Out upon ’t! What have I forgot?
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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY and SIMPLE .
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        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY and SIMPLE .
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby! 
         (Enter JOHN 
        
        RUGBY  .)  I pray thee, go to the casement and see if
        
        you can see my master, Master Doctor Caius, coming.
        
        If he do, i’ faith, and find anybody in the
        
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        house, here will be an old abusing of God’s patience 
        and the King’s English.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby! 
         (Enter JOHN 
        
        RUGBY  .)  I pray thee, go to the casement and see if
        
        you can see my master, Master Doctor Caius, coming.
        
        If he do, i’ faith, and find anybody in the
        
        and the King’s English.
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        RUGBY 
        
        I’ll go watch.
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        RUGBY 
        
        I’ll go watch.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Go, and we’ll have a posset for ’t
        
        soon at night, in faith, at the latter end of a seacoal
        
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        fire. 
         ( RUGBY exits.)  An honest, willing, kind fellow 
        as ever servant shall come in house withal; and, I
        
        warrant you, no telltale nor no breed-bate. His
        
        worst fault is that he is given to prayer. He is something
        
        peevish that way, but nobody but has his
        
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        fault. But let that pass. Peter Simple you say your 
        name is?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Go, and we’ll have a posset for ’t
        
        soon at night, in faith, at the latter end of a seacoal
        
        as ever servant shall come in house withal; and, I
        
        warrant you, no telltale nor no breed-bate. His
        
        worst fault is that he is given to prayer. He is something
        
        peevish that way, but nobody but has his
        
        name is?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, for fault of a better.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, for fault of a better.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        And Master Slender’s your master?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        And Master Slender’s your master?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
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        Does he not wear a great round 
        beard like a glover’s paring knife?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        beard like a glover’s paring knife?
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        SIMPLE 
        
        No, forsooth. He hath but a little wee face,
        
        with a little yellow beard, a Cain-colored beard.
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        SIMPLE 
        
        No, forsooth. He hath but a little wee face,
        
        with a little yellow beard, a Cain-colored beard.
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        A softly-sprited man, is he not?
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        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        A softly-sprited man, is he not?
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE 
        
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        Ay, forsooth. But he is as tall a man of his 
        hands as any is between this and his head. He hath
        
        fought with a warrener.
        | 
        SIMPLE 
        
        hands as any is between this and his head. He hath
        
        fought with a warrener.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        How say you? O, I should remember
        
        him. Does he not hold up his head, as it were,
        
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        and strut in his gait? | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        How say you? O, I should remember
        
        him. Does he not hold up his head, as it were,
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE 
        
        Yes, indeed, does he.
        | 
        SIMPLE 
        
        Yes, indeed, does he.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, heaven send Anne Page no
        
        worse fortune! Tell Master Parson Evans I will do
        
        what I can for your master. Anne is a good girl, and
        
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        I wish— | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, heaven send Anne Page no
        
        worse fortune! Tell Master Parson Evans I will do
        
        what I can for your master. Anne is a good girl, and
        | 
| 
        Enter  RUGBY. 
        | 
        Enter  RUGBY. 
        | 
| 
        RUGBY 
        
        Out, alas! Here comes my master.
        | 
        RUGBY 
        
        Out, alas! Here comes my master.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        We shall all be shent.—Run in here,
        
        good young man. Go into this closet. He will not
        
        stay long. 
         ( SIMPLE exits.)  What, John Rugby!
        
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        John! What, John, I say! Go, John, go enquire for 
        my master. I doubt he be not well, that he comes
        
        not home. 
         RUGBY  exits. 
        
        (She sings.)  And down, down, adown ’a, etc.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        We shall all be shent.—Run in here,
        
        good young man. Go into this closet. He will not
        
        stay long. 
         ( SIMPLE exits.)  What, John Rugby!
        
        my master. I doubt he be not well, that he comes
        
        not home. 
         RUGBY  exits. 
        
        (She sings.)  And down, down, adown ’a, etc.
        | 
| 
        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
        | 
        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vat is you sing? I do not like dese toys.
        
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        Pray you, go and vetch me in my closet un boîtier 
        vert, a box, a green-a box. Do intend vat I speak?
        
        A green-a box.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vat is you sing? I do not like dese toys.
        
        vert, a box, a green-a box. Do intend vat I speak?
        
        A green-a box.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay, forsooth. I’ll fetch it you.
        
        (Aside.)  I am glad he went not in himself. If he
        
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        had found the young man, he would have been 
        horn-mad. 
         She exits. 
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay, forsooth. I’ll fetch it you.
        
        (Aside.)  I am glad he went not in himself. If he
        
        horn-mad. 
         She exits. 
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Fe, fe, fe, fe! Ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
        
        m’en vais à la cour—la grande affaire.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Fe, fe, fe, fe! Ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
        
        m’en vais à la cour—la grande affaire.
        | 
| 
        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY with a small box. 
        | 
        Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY with a small box. 
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Is it this, sir?
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Is it this, sir?
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        Oui, mets-le à mon pocket. Dépêche, 
        quickly. Vere is dat knave Rugby?
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        quickly. Vere is dat knave Rugby?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby, John!
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        What, John Rugby, John!
        | 
| 
        Enter RUGBY. 
        | 
        Enter RUGBY. 
        | 
| 
        RUGBY 
        
        Here, sir.
        | 
        RUGBY 
        
        Here, sir.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        You are John Rugby, and you are Jack
        
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        Rugby. Come, take-a your rapier, and come after 
        my heel to the court.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        You are John Rugby, and you are Jack
        
        my heel to the court.
        | 
| 
        RUGBY 
        
        ’Tis ready, sir, here in the porch.
        | 
        RUGBY 
        
        ’Tis ready, sir, here in the porch.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        By my trot, I tarry too long. Od’s
        
        me! Qu’ai-j’oublié? Dere is some simples in my
        
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        closet dat I vill not for the varld I shall leave 
        behind. 
         He exits. 
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        By my trot, I tarry too long. Od’s
        
        me! Qu’ai-j’oublié? Dere is some simples in my
        
        behind. 
         He exits. 
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay me! He’ll find the young man
        
        there, and be mad!
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Ay me! He’ll find the young man
        
        there, and be mad!
        | 
| 
        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
        | 
        Enter DOCTOR CAIUS. 
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        O diable, diable! Vat is in my closet? Villainy!
        
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        Larron! 
         (Pulling out  SIMPLE.)  Rugby, my 
        rapier!
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        O diable, diable! Vat is in my closet? Villainy!
        
        rapier!
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Good master, be content.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Good master, be content.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Wherefore shall I be content-a?
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Wherefore shall I be content-a?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The young man is an honest man.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The young man is an honest man.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        What shall de honest man do in my 
        closet? Dere is no honest man dat shall come in
        
        my closet.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        closet? Dere is no honest man dat shall come in
        
        my closet.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic.
        
        Hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me
        
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        from Parson Hugh. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic.
        
        Hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vell?
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Vell?
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth. To desire her to—
        | 
        SIMPLE 
        
        Ay, forsooth. To desire her to—
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Peace, I pray you.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Peace, I pray you.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Peace-a your tongue.—Speak-a your
        
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        tale. | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Peace-a your tongue.—Speak-a your
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE 
        
        To desire this honest gentlewoman, your
        
        maid, to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page
        
        for my master in the way of marriage.
        | 
        SIMPLE 
        
        To desire this honest gentlewoman, your
        
        maid, to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page
        
        for my master in the way of marriage.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        This is all, indeed, la! But I’ll ne’er
        
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        put my finger in the fire, and need not. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        This is all, indeed, la! But I’ll ne’er
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         to SIMPLE 
        
        Sir Hugh send-a you?—
        
        Rugby, baille me some paper.—Tarry you a little-a
        
        while.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         to SIMPLE 
        
        Sir Hugh send-a you?—
        
        Rugby, baille me some paper.—Tarry you a little-a
        
        while.
        | 
| 
        RUGBY  brings paper, and DOCTOR CAIUS writes. 
        | 
        RUGBY  brings paper, and DOCTOR CAIUS writes. 
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        I am glad he is so
        
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        quiet. If he had been throughly moved, you should 
        have heard him so loud and so melancholy. But
        
        notwithstanding, man, I’ll do you your master
        
        what good I can. And the very yea and the no is,
        
        the French doctor, my master—I may call him my
        
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        master, look you, for I keep his house, and I wash, 
        wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink,
        
        make the beds, and do all myself—
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        I am glad he is so
        
        have heard him so loud and so melancholy. But
        
        notwithstanding, man, I’ll do you your master
        
        what good I can. And the very yea and the no is,
        
        the French doctor, my master—I may call him my
        
        wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink,
        
        make the beds, and do all myself—
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE , 
         aside to  QUICKLY 
        
        ’Tis a great charge to come
        
        under one body’s hand.
        | 
        SIMPLE , 
         aside to  QUICKLY 
        
        ’Tis a great charge to come
        
        under one body’s hand.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
         105 
        Are you advised o’ 
        that? You shall find it a great charge. And to be up
        
        early and down late. But notwithstanding—to tell
        
        you in your ear; I would have no words of it—my
        
        master himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page.
        
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        But notwithstanding that, I know Anne’s mind. 
        That’s neither here nor there.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY , 
         aside to SIMPLE 
        
        that? You shall find it a great charge. And to be up
        
        early and down late. But notwithstanding—to tell
        
        you in your ear; I would have no words of it—my
        
        master himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page.
        
        That’s neither here nor there.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         handing paper to  SIMPLE 
        
        You, jack’nape,
        
        give-a this letter to Sir Hugh. By gar, it is a
        
        shallenge. I will cut his troat in de park, and I will
        
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        teach a scurvy jackanape priest to meddle or 
        make. You may be gone. It is not good you tarry
        
        here.—By gar, I will cut all his two stones. By gar,
        
        he shall not have a stone to throw at his dog.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS , 
         handing paper to  SIMPLE 
        
        You, jack’nape,
        
        give-a this letter to Sir Hugh. By gar, it is a
        
        shallenge. I will cut his troat in de park, and I will
        
        make. You may be gone. It is not good you tarry
        
        here.—By gar, I will cut all his two stones. By gar,
        
        he shall not have a stone to throw at his dog.
        | 
| 
        SIMPLE  exits. 
        | 
        SIMPLE  exits. 
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Alas, he speaks but for his friend.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Alas, he speaks but for his friend.
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
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        It is no matter-a ver dat. Do not you tell-a 
        me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I
        
        vill kill de jack priest; and I have appointed mine
        
        Host of de Jarteer to measure our weapon. By gar,
        
        I will myself have Anne Page.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I
        
        vill kill de jack priest; and I have appointed mine
        
        Host of de Jarteer to measure our weapon. By gar,
        
        I will myself have Anne Page.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
         125 
        Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall 
        be well. We must give folks leave to prate. What
        
        the goodyear!
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        be well. We must give folks leave to prate. What
        
        the goodyear!
        | 
| 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Rugby, come to the court with me. 
         (To 
        
        MISTRESS QUICKLY  .)  By gar, if I have not Anne Page,
        
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        I shall turn your head out of my door.—Follow my 
        heels, Rugby.
        | 
        DOCTOR CAIUS 
        
        Rugby, come to the court with me. 
         (To 
        
        MISTRESS QUICKLY  .)  By gar, if I have not Anne Page,
        
        heels, Rugby.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        You shall have Anne—
        
        CAIUS  and  RUGBY exit. 
        
        fool’s head of your own. No, I know Anne’s mind
        
        for that. Never a woman in Windsor knows more
        
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        of Anne’s mind than I do, nor can do more than I 
        do with her, I thank heaven.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        You shall have Anne—
        
        CAIUS  and  RUGBY exit. 
        
        fool’s head of your own. No, I know Anne’s mind
        
        for that. Never a woman in Windsor knows more
        
        do with her, I thank heaven.
        | 
| 
        FENTON , 
         within 
        
        Who’s within there, ho?
        | 
        FENTON , 
         within 
        
        Who’s within there, ho?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Who’s there, I trow? Come near the
        
        house, I pray you.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Who’s there, I trow? Come near the
        
        house, I pray you.
        | 
| 
        Enter FENTON. 
        | 
        Enter FENTON. 
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
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        How now, good woman? How dost thou? | 
        FENTON 
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The better that it pleases your good
        
        Worship to ask.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        The better that it pleases your good
        
        Worship to ask.
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
        What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne?
        | 
        FENTON 
        
        What news? How does pretty Mistress Anne?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and
        
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        honest, and gentle; and one that is your friend, I 
        can tell you that by the way, I praise heaven for it.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and
        
        can tell you that by the way, I praise heaven for it.
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
        Shall I do any good, think’st thou? Shall I not
        
        lose my suit?
        | 
        FENTON 
        
        Shall I do any good, think’st thou? Shall I not
        
        lose my suit?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Troth, sir, all is in His hands above.
        
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        But notwithstanding, Master Fenton, I’ll be sworn 
        on a book she loves you. Have not your Worship a
        
        wart above your eye?
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Troth, sir, all is in His hands above.
        
        on a book she loves you. Have not your Worship a
        
        wart above your eye?
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
        Yes, marry, have I. What of that?
        | 
        FENTON 
        
        Yes, marry, have I. What of that?
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, thereby hangs a tale. Good
        
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        faith, it is such another Nan! But, I detest, an honest 
        maid as ever broke bread. We had an hour’s
        
        talk of that wart. I shall never laugh but in that
        
        maid’s company. But, indeed, she is given too
        
        much to allicholy and musing. But, for you,—well,
        
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        go to. | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Well, thereby hangs a tale. Good
        
        maid as ever broke bread. We had an hour’s
        
        talk of that wart. I shall never laugh but in that
        
        maid’s company. But, indeed, she is given too
        
        much to allicholy and musing. But, for you,—well,
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
        Well, I shall see her today. Hold, there’s
        
        money for thee. 
         (He hands her money.)  Let me
        
        have thy voice in my behalf. If thou see’st her before
        
        me, commend me.
        | 
        FENTON 
        
        Well, I shall see her today. Hold, there’s
        
        money for thee. 
         (He hands her money.)  Let me
        
        have thy voice in my behalf. If thou see’st her before
        
        me, commend me.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
         165 
        Will I? I’ faith, that we will. And I 
        will tell your Worship more of the wart the next
        
        time we have confidence, and of other wooers.
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        will tell your Worship more of the wart the next
        
        time we have confidence, and of other wooers.
        | 
| 
        FENTON 
        
        Well, farewell. I am in great haste now.
        | 
        FENTON 
        
        Well, farewell. I am in great haste now.
        | 
| 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Farewell to your Worship.
        
        ( FENTON exits.) 
        
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        Truly an honest gentleman—but Anne loves him 
        not, for I know Anne’s mind as well as another
        
        does. Out upon ’t! What have I forgot?
        | 
        MISTRESS QUICKLY 
        
        Farewell to your Worship.
        
        ( FENTON exits.) 
        
        not, for I know Anne’s mind as well as another
        
        does. Out upon ’t! What have I forgot?
        | 
 
         
   
                     
                     
                    